Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I remember playing Death Mountain on Zelda
     
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  2. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Would
     
  3. DUCKMOUTH

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    If I’m seeing this correctly, ass up and tits up? Seems ideal
     
  4. Professor Moriarty

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    Society is a wild ass movie
     
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  5. chuckmasterflex

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  6. bro

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    that pizza looks AWFUL
     
  7. kinghill

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    lol “finally”

    laser much slower than just cutting the damn pizza
     
  8. TableKnight

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    Also, it really looks like that pizza was already cut once in the exact same spots, so the laser had to go over it twice?
     
  9. bro

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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  11. IV

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    there are two people with the last name Foote on there not named Shelby, guy is going deep into the catalogue
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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  13. IV

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    I just want the queen of England and Shaq to show up at his house with the entire LDS church now
     
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  14. Mr Bulldops

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    he looks good for 34.
     
  16. DUCKMOUTH

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    Is he in an IKEA?
     
  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yes, AKA the Publix Parking Lot of furniture stores.
     
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    Night crew came ready to put in some work
     
  19. steamengine

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    To be fair he said no mushrooms
     
  20. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Love the woman who says “Guys, calm down.”

    I think it was a little late for that.
     
  21. Upton^2

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    Lucky no one grabbed a pizza cutter or something worse than a ladle lol
     
  22. hensleya

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    Reverse cow girl with tits in your face, IYAM
     
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  23. Mr Bulldops

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    The should pineapple be on pizza debate is getting a little out of hand
     
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    I laugh everytime I see a clip of birds or kids cussing. Can't help it.
     
  25. Shinzon

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  26. bro

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    Siap
     
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  27. wes tegg

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    That guy's clearly mentally ill.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    https://www.the-sun.com/news/3332767/moment-carnival-acrobat-stunt-fail-spinning-wheel-of-death/

    A CARNIVAL acrobat has been hospitalized after falling off a spinning structure called the "Wheel of Death" in a daredevil stunt gone wrong.

    The male performer, who hasn't been named, fell around 20 feet from the top of the wheel while performing at the Barnstable County Fair in Falmouth, Massachusetts on Wednesday night.

    Shocking video footage posted to social media captured the terrifying ordeal in full.

    In the footage, the man can be seen performing in one of the wheel's two rotating hoops when he appears to lose his footing.

    The man's left leg collapses beneath him and he tumbles off the wheel.

    As he falls, he hits the top of the other hoop back-first as it spins around before plummeting to the ground below.

    Numerous members of the crowd could be heard gasping and shrieking as the man hits the ground with a sickening thud.

    He sustained multiple serious, but not life-threatening, injuries, Falmouth Deputy Fire Chief Scott Thrasher told The Cape Cod Times.

    The majority of those injuries were caused when the man hit the second hoop, Thrasher added.

    The on-scene crew requested an ambulance at 5.46pm and the acrobat was taken to Falmouth Hospital.

    Occupational Safety and Health Administration and state inspectors were notified about the incident, officials said. An investigation is currently underway.
     
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  29. Drown ‘Em

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  30. clemsonvianj

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    they disrespected the pizza parlor.
     
  31. Funshot Residue

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    Bwahahaha. "Thank you! Come again!"
     
  32. bro

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. Boo MFer!

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  35. HotMic

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  36. Gambler

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    They must have asked for pineapple on their pizza.
     
  37. kinghill

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  38. Mr Bulldops

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    Bruh
     
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  39. VTA

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  40. laxjoe

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    tweets not showing up correctly for anyone else, or just me? all being cut off
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

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  42. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    No more soft drinks of choice for them
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  44. kinghill

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    Yes but now it’s cut with 100% precision, something I require before enjoying a slice.
     
  45. TimJimothy

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    I like having slices of different sizes so I can pick the one that's 75% larger than the rest. :dblnick:
     
  46. buckwild

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    It says most of his injuries are from hitting that second loop, but I wonder if it saved him. His body looked like it was headed to a direct 20 foot fall on to his neck.