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  1. Kirk Fogg

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  2. pearl

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  3. FelipeG

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    Sounds like Redlands and Hangar 24.

    https://foodgps.com/hangar-24-craft-brewery-redlands/
     
  4. jbr

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    Found a box with a bunch of CDs. I feel good about what I was listening to in 2005.
     
  5. electronic

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    10k days wasn't released until mid 2006.

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  6. jbr

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  7. LookslikeUofI

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    What was on the Memorex?
     
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  8. AptosDuck

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    Hansen
     
  9. jbr

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    LCD 45:33

    edit: No idea. I just googled best albums of 2006 so electronic could be a nerd again.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Pull it out and pop it in the cd player and see





    Lol, I have no idea where a cd player is in my house or either vehicle
     
  11. jbr

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    Funny story about a Memorex cd/dvd.

    It was probably 2002 and I went to spend the holidays with the girl I was dating at the time. This was around the cusp of burnable media going mainstream.

    We were sitting around one night when her dad started playing the DVDs that were recently transferred from VHS/reels. A nice trip down memory lane. After we watch a few montages of his spoiled bitch of a daughter (we didn’t make it), we get to an unmarked Memorex that nobody has any idea of the contents.

    Manhattans were flowing and the mood was high so old Ron Fletcher popped that mystery Memorex into the tray and hit play. The static cleared and an image of his wife bent over the bed in leopard lingerie settled on the tv for all to see. As she was lifting up the camisole to expose her 60 year old ass, I heard shrieks of “RON RON RON RON” and the execution of the fastest cone drill from an AARP woman ever. She got from the couch to the tv in under .2 seconds and shut the entertainment center before her crack hit the screen. The rest of the night was weird. Not in a good way.

    And that’s my Memorex dvd story.
     
  12. bigred77

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    The sharpie was a very important tool of the memorex DVD/cd days
     
  13. roggins

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  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    The blue ray player in my SUV also plays CDs. I found this out when I moved recently and had two 50lb boxes of CDs in there. I spent the next week listening the entire Led Zeppelin catalog on my commute.

    Presence still sucks but, CODA is the worst.
     
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  15. Barves2125

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    What a #Memorexmemory.
     
  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Dear Penthouse,

    I never thought it would happen to me
     
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  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  18. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    when did the husband grab your dick and start sucking it
     
  19. Mr Bulldops

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    Should have asked her to turn it back on so you could see what to expect in the future in terms of gravity from their daughter. Maybe you would have stayed together then
     
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  20. jbr

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    I TOLD ohhaithur THAT IN CONFIDENCE
     
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  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    Has Jacksonville’s derp statue been discussed on here?

     
  22. HotMic

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    I see sex, but I’m a perv so who knows.
     
  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  24. TeeDee

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    I see Leo, which probably says a lot about my recent dating failures
     
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  26. bro

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    i wanna punch that kid
     
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  27. TeeDee

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  28. Boo MFer!

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    This horse’s face needs to be added to our smilies.

     
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  29. Funshot Residue

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    :gotcha bitch: imo
     
  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    :gooooo:
     
  31. shaolin5

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  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. Killy Me Please

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    lerp
     
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  34. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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  35. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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  36. Mr Bulldops

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  37. xec

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    “the boat that was towing her flipped. The cable that kept Malone and the parasail connected to the boat was severed. For 45 minutes, she was whipped through the air, at the mercy of the intense gusts.

    Malone's brother Brendan tells People the men in charge of the parasailing boat quickly took off.

    “We’re beyond unhappy,” Brendan said. “Those guys left the scene of the crime. They flipped the boat back over and put it back in the ocean and bailed while my sister was floating away.”

    When Malone crashed back to the ground, she suffered cuts to her face, a fractured pelvis and skull, four broken ribs and a collapsed and bleeding lung.”
     
  38. dblplay1212

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  39. WillySaliba

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    Just went right through me. Broke a rib again recently and the way they grabbed her has to be excruciating. Not saying they had tons of options but fuck me that had to kill.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    A lot easier/safer landing than I j thought it would be
     
  41. Joe Withabee

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    They’re literally attached to a parachute, did you think they would splatter on the ground?
     
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  42. Professor Moriarty

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    Some girl in Daytona(?) in 2015 crashed into a hotel and died.
     
  43. Joe Withabee

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    She was hanging out in Daytona, she was going to crash and burn at some point anyway
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

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    At least @ me coward. Reading all her injuries I expected a more violent landing but I guess the injuries where before she landed.
     
  45. Joe Withabee

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    “@ me coward!” Shut up, bitch
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    suck my taint
     
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  47. Joe Withabee

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    I’ve been drinking, <3 you
     
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