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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    The Drew Barrymore one was insanely spot on because of this.
     
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  2. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I worked on Never Been Kissed and absolutely could not stand her
     
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  3. shaolin5

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  4. *DIESEL*

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    Edit- quoted the wrong post originally.

    What happened?
     
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  5. WillySaliba

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  6. Nug

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    It doesn't really get good until the 31 sec mark
     
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  7. Jack Parkman

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    Had the eagle baseball one

     
  8. Boo MFer!

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  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Get a brian, morans


    CORPORATE PROFILE
    Texas Roadhouse, Inc. is a growing restaurant company operating in the casual dining segment. Our late founder, W. Kent Taylor, started the business in 1993 with the opening of the first Texas Roadhouse in Clarksville, Indiana. As of June 29, 2021, the Company and it’s franchisees operate over 647 restaurants system-wide in 49 states and 10 foreign countries, including 610 Texas Roadhouse restaurants, 34 Bubba’s 33 restaurants, and 3 Jaggers restaurants.
     
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  11. El Tiburon

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    They could never have accomplished that without adding beans to their authentic Texas chili.
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    Is Texas Roadhouse the one that has the delicious rolls with cinnamon butter?
     
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  13. steamengine

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    :bobbleresolve:
     
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  14. bro

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    that might be Logan's, O'Charleys, or all 3.
     
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  15. One Two

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    It makes sense to first open an authentic Texas restaurant in locations outside of Texas. I can’t imagine demand would be very high in a state where people already regularly eat steak, boneless wings, and potato skins.
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Kent Taylor, an obvious Texan, opened the first Texas Roadhouse in Indiana to bring authentic Texas flavors to the people of the Hoosier state. I mean, look at him. You might as well be staring into a mirror.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. steamengine

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    Partner, if I wanted someone to clean me up I’d find myself a maid.
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    I think I was thinking of Cody’s Original Roadhouse.
     
  19. TC

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    [​IMG]

    It was a grizzly tearing up my baseball
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Mods smiley plz
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    Mfw the Doordash driver arrives with my Texas Roadhouse
     
  22. TC

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    When u drunk but u want more peanuts
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  23. Clown Baby

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    When you hear the sound of wheels crushing peanuts and you know it’s Governor Abbott about to make another dogshit policy decision at the official state restaurant

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  24. CloudBerry

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    Damn, these are so badass. You guys must not have given a FUCK
     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WITH THIS TEXAS ROADHOUSE TOPIC
     
  26. One Two

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    Are you more of a cactus blossom or rattlesnake bites kind of a guy?
     
  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm a "catch me outside in the Publix Parking Lot" kind of guy.
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    What if your Publix shares a parking lot with Texas Roadhouse?
     
  29. ned's head

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    Then you do what any self respecting texan would do and get yourself a bowl of chili first
     
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  30. One Two

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    Best Parking lot ever
     
  31. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    I think now that we’re all on the same page that all Texans love and cherish Texas Roadhouse we can move on. If no one responds to this we’ll accept it as fact
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    [​IMG]
     
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  33. BUstang

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    Petition to rename the thread Random Roadhouse.
     
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  34. Clown Baby

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    Now it’s really about to get NSFW up in here
     
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  35. El Tiburon

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    That looks like an aioli.
     
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  36. CloudBerry

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    I would love to hear the scoop on the making of NBK. That was my ex girlfriend's comfort movie, so I've seen it a million times and came to appreciate it. It's not exactly a good movie but its admirably strange and positive and had a great cast.
     
  37. a.tramp

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    For real, that cinnamon butter is only “worsted” by the cinnamon butter at my elementary school cafeteria.
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    A lot of the rich kid schools in Texas have a Texas Roadhouse on campus :twocents:
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Let me guess, you coat your brisket with an artisanal cinnamon butter so it won't be as dry
     
  40. ned's head

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    We are about to hit 5 pages of texas roadhouse content, gentlemen

    I would like to thank Clown Baby for sending us down this dark and dangerous road
     
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  41. El Tiburon

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    I’ve been told that a bill is going to be introduced at the next state legislative session which would designate Texas Roadhouse as the official state bird.
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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  43. Clown Baby

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    Im just the messenger. Thank the guy who brought the scale to Texas, a state that embraces professional cheating, Roadhouse to keep them honest
     
  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Damn, that just came to him? Must be some kind of rare genius.
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    Not everyone graduated from UofSC, man.
     
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  46. TC

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    Some people didn't slow down enough for them to throw in the diploma as they drove through campus with the windows down
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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    They don’t call it the Harvard of Soda City for nothing.
     
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  48. Pharm

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    Cinnamon butter is trash on dinner rolls. This isn’t breakfast
     
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