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  1. a.tramp

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    It is where our alien overlords stitched us back together after filling us with organs and programming, duh. They left the women’s incision open because they were complaining too much.
     
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  2. Bruce Wayne

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  3. SugarShaun

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  4. Roy

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    One time some chick— from northern Italy— kept intentionally saying my name wrong thinking it was hilarious.

    At some point she said something about disliking southern Italy. So drunk me called drunk her Sicily and she absolutely lost her mind at me. Throwing food and drinks and trying to fight me. Pretending to cry. Her friends tried to calm her down. I could not comprehend how she could intentionally mispronounce my name all night then have the audacity to lose it on me for calling her Sicily. She basically said I was likening her to sewer trash or something. While still trying to claw my eyes out. Was super weird. and funny?

    Anyway shithead Italians are so racist they even hate the kind of sort of darker other Italians from the south so be careful.
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    Posting only for the photo choice
     
  6. JGator1

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    This is why Furio hated the north of Italy.
     
  7. Roy

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    And Furio was cool and honorable af
     
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  8. bigred77

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    I know a guy who grew up in Austria who always talked shit about Italians saying their men were pussies and the women always wanted them to come to Italy to fuck them because the Italian men didn't know how too

    I'm pretty sure that whole region is just racist as fuck against each other
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

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    Had you not seen True Romance at this point in your life?
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Tell me, am I lying?
     
  11. Bert Handsome

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    It is pretty much swapping the Florida of Europe for the Italy of America
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    Europe has that old-timey Gangs of New York style of racism that Americans find impenetrably confusing and dumb. Course, all racism is inherently dumb.
     
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  13. beerme

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    my Irish-Italian father in law loves telling the story about the time he was on a moving job and the guy he was moving asked him his mothers maiden name (Sicilian last name) and called him a N*. He went inside and told his helper who was black “you should probably get back in the truck- that guy just called me a N*, and I don’t know what he’s going to call you!”
     
  14. theregionsitter

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    Italians racist? no
     
  15. pearl

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  16. nexus

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    dude grabbed the gopro and took off

     
  17. SpartanGA

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    it is racist when they are all Caucasian?

    seems more like patriotic feud. Like some hate Canadians and most hate people from Alabama lol
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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  19. pearl

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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    xenophobic.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Both assholes.
     
  22. DUCKMOUTH

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    Was she calling you Fabulousthunderpenis all night?
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    His name is Stefan Urquelle but she kept calling him Stephen Urkel
     
  24. Shinzon

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    What in the actual fuck..

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  25. Clown Baby

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    It’s called confidence
     
  26. CaneKnight

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  27. Roy

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    No I only allow your mom to call me that
     
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  29. Duck70

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    western capercaillie aka cock-of-the-woods

     
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  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Am I the only one or are embedded Reddit videos showing only black when you try to play them for you as well?
     
  31. TC

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    "Race" is a fiction and means different things when defined by different people. We say "Caucasian" or "white" and mean one thing. People living in said region of Europe probably have a whole different hierarchy. There's divisions in "white" for them that an American may not recognize. Race is shorthand for "prevailing local stereotypes based on visible characteristics" basically.
     
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  32. CaneKnight

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    Found this video in the comments. How have I never seen this :laugh:

     
  33. Pharm

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    how’s the fishing in the Adriatic Sea?
     
  34. ScFan27

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    Best fish I’ve ever had were from the Adriatic, fishing is great there. Take the swap
     
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  35. TC

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    I imagine we could get a stew going if we got the right Florida fishermen to read this. "Bo it ain't fishing nowhere like Florida!"
     
  36. Pharm

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    I’m intrigued. Planning a trip to Italy for fishing now.
     
  37. ScFan27

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    The beaches there are mostly stone and rocks so there is much less sand in the water. You can see almost 15ft down in the Adriatic. Much cleaner fish and they know how to cook them perfectly.
     
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  38. TC

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    Dump we talking Italian travel ITT. Have you ever been there?
     
  39. Festus McBadass

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    He’s been to Olive Garden and took the tour of Italy.
     
  40. CloudBerry

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    "Yöu gott birdfukt!"
     
  41. Fusiontegra

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    Keep Harambe alive and save us from this darkest timeline we're currently stuck in.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. Clown Baby

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    “This guy kept outbidding me on eBay for Nazi merch and now he’s busted as a pedo” -somebody somewhere
     
  44. Clown Baby

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  45. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  46. DUCKMOUTH

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    Well she called me Littlelightningpecker growing up. Good for you I guess
     
  47. bigred77

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    Emphasis on little
     
  48. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    The audacity to call the most majestic grouse a pigeon. Smh.
     
  49. Clown Baby

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