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  1. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
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    Wife's new Outback beeps on lane departure IF you don't use your signal first. Had to figure out how to turn that off or file for divorce.
     
  2. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Signal your intentions before you change lanes?
     
  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  4. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    bunch of people ITT who think blinker fluid grows on trees
     
  5. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    I rented one of those Subarus the last time I was on vacation. My wife wouldn’t let me fully utilize its capabilities.
    It should have been able to drive itself all the way from Joshua tree to LA but she wouldn’t let me try it.
     
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    :laugh:
     
  7. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    That’s the thing about “brake assist” and other self-driving tech. How am I to test that it’s effective without putting myself in a crash situation? Elon, take the wheeeeeel
     
  8. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That was what she kept saying!
    “We have kids in the car! You don’t know if it really will brake if the car in front of you stops suddenly!”
    “The car can’t read the signs to slow down around that curve!”
    Stuff like that.
     
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  9. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  10. HotMic

    HotMic Insider
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    Was surprised to see this was in China
     
  11. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Time to get a.tramp's thoughts on this nightmare.
     
  12. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I just wanna get a look at that pool equipment
    a.tramp
     
  13. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    If it not a lazy river what’s the point?
     
  14. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    I agree. If i cant toss my kids in and say “see ya later” then what’s the point?
     
  15. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
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    I'll tell her. Maybe coming from a stranger it will have more gravity. Seriously, it's way more of an issue on two lane roads. While i don't struggle to keep it between the lines, she's another story altogether.
     
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  16. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    I feel the same way about the Subaru
     
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  17. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  18. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Exactly how I would expect a Smashmouth show to go.
     
  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I steer clear of commercial projects/equipment. If they don’t have commercial there, they are screwed.
     
  20. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Mad
     
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  21. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    You can’t even begin to understand how pissed I am right now.
     
  22. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    I was mad online once. Post through it buddy
     
  23. ScFan27

    ScFan27 Well-Known Member

    I almost went to that beer and wine festival… damnit I messed up
     
  24. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Actually thought it was a little better than expected. Definitely entertaining.
     
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  25. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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  26. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    [​IMG]
     
  27. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    Yea. I’m about to sign up for a month
     
  28. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Do it for the likes!
     
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  29. Sir Patrick Stewart

    Sir Patrick Stewart ⍉⍉⍉⍉
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    I always thought that Smashmouth was a nod to aggressive BJs. Now realizing it could also be the name of the condition that dude gets when he drinks and talks shit in public.
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  31. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Fan of: Name P Redacted’s Mom’s Butt
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    Glad to see these kings thriving

     
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  33. Littyville

    Littyville Member

    Wonder if she smashmouth’s?
     
  34. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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  35. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Fan of: Name P Redacted’s Mom’s Butt
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  36. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    It does yes thank you.
     
  37. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Not gonna be as funny when they put in a new pane and the dog smashes into it
     
  38. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Maybe not to them
     
  39. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  40. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Same chick
    [​IMG]
     
  41. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  42. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    with these kings + sarah squirm SNL is entering their very online phase. can’t wait for dril to host
     
  43. One Knight

    One Knight https://www.twitch.tv/thatrescueguy
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    Reminds me of the Mexico TV announcer just going in on his team when the US saved their ass to get into the World Cup.
    GOAT-tier rant here, CC on if you watch it, most is in Spanish.
     
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  44. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    I think? that guy was trying to be funny but damn he just comes across as the worst
     
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  45. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    My pussy is sopping wet hee hee
     
  47. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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  48. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  49. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    spider

     
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  50. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    You realize it’s a crab, right?
     
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