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  1. audrew

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    Natalie Pormanteau
     
  2. wes tegg

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    TYdeFan05 is pornhubbing himself.
     
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  3. Nandor the Relentless

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    Searched Goth Hospital on Pornhub. First result? "Coronavirus Patient Fucked In Hospital"
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    Thanks for telling us you just jerked off, Shawn.
     
  5. NDJOECA

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    i mean, you could definitely still do this.
     
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  6. PeterGriffin

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  7. Nandor the Relentless

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    I actually did not
     
  8. ClemPson

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    Turns out is was just a video of someone receiving the bill for their hospital stay.
     
  9. Willpépé

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  10. Drown ‘Em

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  11. Mr Bulldops

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    Sounds like a new wave band
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Check out the big brain on me you freaking simpletons.
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Don’t ask me how I know about Mandy Morbid guys remember no kink shaming.
     
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  15. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Finally read his rant. Umbdude did you not visit before you moved?
     
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  16. Constant

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    Tyfys in sparing my search history.
     
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  17. IV

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  18. Constant

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    Please direct me to the Goth Hospital thread. tyia
     
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  19. IV

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    Should have clarified “people with covid getting fucked in the hospital”
     
  20. Constant

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  21. TYdeFan05

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    Uhhh, yeah.
    (But I don’t live in TN any more :twocents:)
     
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  22. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  23. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    There is a theory supported by some evidence that Amelia Earhart was killed by coconut crabs. Sounds batshit as a stand-alone statement, but there’s enough evidence to make it more plausible that other theories. Earhart/killer crab story starts at 10:00



    Cliffs in spoiler:
    -Amelia Earhart crash landed, survived, ended up on a small island on the route to the next stop on her journey.

    -She washed up on an island that is home to thousands of coconut crabs. A skeleton that measurements determined to be Earhart’s was found near a campfire. Possessions that belonged to Earhart were also found.

    -Coconut crabs don’t just eat coconuts but are also carnivorous and cannibals. Eat small animals, climb trees to kill birds, will eat each other and even themselves.

    -The crabs pinchers are as powerful as a lion’s jaw. They are highly attracted to the smell of blood and will frenzy around a carcass.

    - Earhart’s skeleton showed signs of being torn from the body.

    Their conclusion: A wounded Earhart was sitting around her campfire when thousands of nocturnal crabs emerged from their burrows, smelled her blood, then proceeded to rip her limb-from-limb and eat her flesh.
     
  24. Flintheart Glomgold

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    Did you find this while googling “goth hospital”? Because that’s metal as fuck
     
  25. enjj

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    What’s a bill for a hospital stay?
     
  26. ClemPson

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    It’s the price of freedom.

     
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  27. TC

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    This is basically the opening scene of Dark Tower II
     
  28. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Luckily Roland only had to deal one lobstrosity lol. The island Earhart washed up on was Nikumaroro. It’s about 5x2 miles wide and the home of a few thousand hungry crabs.

    This is a pretty cool quote from a National Geographic article from a scientist that’s been there:

    During the day, when the scientists do most of their work on the Pacific atoll, the crabs are easily avoided. Those that emerge from their burrows into the intense tropical heat spend their time in the shade of the coconut palms, say, or among the branches of the ren trees. (Yes, the crabs can climb.)

    But at night? “The crabs close in on you,” says John Clauss, a member of the International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery (TIGHAR) and a veteran of more than ten of the organization’s expeditions to the island. “If you shine a flashlight, outside the shadow ring there are a thousand crabs.” Or so it can seem. Clauss has learned not to sleep on the ground.

    Basically it’s The Conjuring crab style lol.

    Link to the NG article on the Earhart/Crab theory if interested: https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.na.../colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate
     
  29. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    absolutely horrifying
     
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  30. IV

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    this is terrifying
     
  31. IV

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  32. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Gothical Geographic.
     
  33. Barves2125

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    Gothspital is right there for the taking.
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    I shall avenge Amelia Earhart by eating as many of these bastards as I can get my hands on
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Already did it yesterday
     
  36. IV

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    you needed the S
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    not really
     
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  38. IV

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    ehhh you did
     
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  39. Bruce Bowen

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  40. Killy Me Please

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    Titties broke her fall. Titties save lives.
     
  41. SugarShaun

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    Nature’s air bags
     
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  42. HotMic

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    :diddydatass:
     
  43. Xander Crews

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  44. Bruce Bowen

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    Lot of people ignoring the elite athleticism of the dog getting his back legs taken out and recovering like it’s nothing.
     
  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    So it’s snake island for Coconut Crabs
     
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  46. Constant

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    not if you lisp like Clown Baby
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    What the fuck
     
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  48. Constant

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    Random shot fired!
     
  49. IanBoyd

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    ain't letting that dog punt ever, can't even sell a roughing the kicker call with both plant legs taken out.