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  1. TC

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  2. Willpépé

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  3. IV

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    Owsley get in here and herp it up
     
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  4. TC

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  5. hensleya

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    Pick your battle: survive snake island for 24 hours or King crab island for 36 hours. At king crab, assume you land at night, so you have two full nights to endure.
     
  6. IV

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    sounds like I’m dead either way if I can’t tread water
     
  7. TC

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    You gotta take your chances with the crabs, because the snakes are venomous. And their venom is gnarly af because it evolved to be able to insta-kill birds before they could fly away
     
  8. Owsley

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    Google what happens if a lancehead bites you and it’s left untreated.
     
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  9. TC

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    I saw the words "melting flesh" in my Juggsian research
     
  10. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Owsley

    What happens if a lancehead bites you and it’s left untreated?
     
  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    Why google when you have the answers for us.
     
  12. Owsley

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  13. Boom TittyMilk

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    Don’t know why i opened it twice
     
  14. IV

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  15. a.tramp

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    No, I don’t think I will.
     
  16. IV

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    Reminds me of the mummy movies with brenden Frazier, or I guess just mummification in general
     
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  17. IV

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  18. HotMic

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    Legit my first thought
     
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  19. blotter

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    3 seconds of thought on a strategy I'm keeping ring of fire going around me throughout the night on crab island after collecting wood all day. pretty sure I'd end up passing out from smoke inhalation at some point and getting chomped up. Snake island I've got nothing after about five seconds of thought, you're totally fucked
     
  20. TC

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    I thought about climbing a tree to avoid crabs, but they climb trees :/
     
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  21. blind dog

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  22. IV

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    How many 3 year old coconut crabs could you fight off before you are overwhelmed
     
  23. TC

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    Do I have a hammer
     
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  25. IV

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    Steel toed boots
     
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  26. TC

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    These crabs are fucked
     
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  27. Manny

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    These crab stories remind me of that horrific pit scene in King Kong.
     
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  28. PeterGriffin

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  29. El Tiburon

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    I’d do crab island because it’s much easier to give a large crab a blowjob.
     
  30. IV

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    ran out of bubblegum eh?
     
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  31. TableKnight

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    Hmm... snake island has a lighthouse to hide out in. but its probably full of snakes because I bet the dude left his window open when he tried to run away.

    But If I can choose my clothing. I would pick snake island in bite proof rubber clothing. I cant think of much clothing that will protect me from the crabs
     
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  32. Constant

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    Now what, asshole crabs?

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  33. TableKnight

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    They break open coconuts with their bare claws... Pretty sure they open that like a can of tuna
     
  34. pperc

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  35. Constant

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    Crabinator.
     
  36. DUCKMOUTH

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    I’m braving the crabs. Easier to spot, not in the trees, not as quick.

    I beat crabs in college, so I can do it again!
     
  37. DUCKMOUTH

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    Also, while I like snakes and respect them…. They creep me out still. Crabs not so much.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    I am become death, destroyer of crabs

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  39. PeterGriffin

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    More like Lost Wages!
     
  40. Willpépé

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  41. Handcuffed

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    i can't remember if we have a HONY thread or not. i searched but couldn't find it.

    this story isn't even fully posted yet but it's wrecking me. this is part 1.

     
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  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    YEah but there is a lighthouse on snake island. IF you can reach it without dying you can climb to the top until it's time to head back.
     
  43. Weedlord420

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    I’m not conceding defeat to the crabs, sorry.
     
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  44. steamengine

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    The Chairman looking :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  45. steamengine

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    They’re doing something similar here probably won’t save as many animals though.

     
  46. Duck70

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    Exactly what I thought of as well. Horrific scene.

     
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  47. stexraider

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  48. steamengine

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    Very cool. What area of San Antonio is that, on a compass, per se?