Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Ohh no, it's definitely gunna hurt him, and probably trap him there until he dies

 

I could cut cobra in half with a door, but I'm #BuiltDifferent

 

We’ve already established that we’re just going to set the place on fire and he’s going to burn

 

Unless he’s impervious to fire. Then we’re all fucked

 

Close the door first so he can't escape

 

Yakity yak

 

Nose ring is metal

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVx39VlFdmc/?utm_medium=share_sheet

SIAP

*HTF you post IG?

 

*too

 

I know the piss conversation is over but some friends and I learned a couple of years ago that one of our high school friends and his girlfriend loved to piss on each other

during house parties in high school apparently they would go to the restroom together, get in the shower, and he would piss in her mouth and she would drink it and then they would come back to the party and act like nothing had happened

 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8q5Np6c/

Holy shit! I went to law school with this psycho. He was always a weird guy, but I was friends with some who hung out with him. Last I remember of the guy he had sat for the SC Bar exam before being told he’d never pass character and fitness in SC, so he went back home to VA. Apparently he’s a divorce attorney there who specializes in representing the husbands.

 

Dude’s a whacko, but goddamn you can tell this is the most interesting thing to ever happen to these people filming.

 

looks like wood to me

 

Oh there is definitely another state where that one happens.

How much beer are we talking here though - like a keg stand or just poured a little for him?

 

I don’t like dogs in clothes, but I love smiling dogs. So you get a like.

 

That little son of a bitch is more photogenic than most people I know

 

I really hate this guy

 

Do you know him? Or is that based on the video alone?

 

god damn I wish I could roll this fast

 

I hurt my sides from laughing at that so hard. This reply is amazing,

 

Seth Rogan rules

 

Entire Vid is in the comments

 

This should not be legal

 

I am gonna buy one. So I can throw it right in the trash.

 

unrelated but when do you roll your trash can to the curb and what’s your address

 

I feel like this is a more appropriate Steve Martin gif for that quote

 

I wont survive the winter if they make a christmas tree version

 

What the fuck