It’s from The Kentucky Fried Movie...a movie written by the Zucker Brothers. Same dudes who wrote Airplane & Top Secret
I could use these but it still seems douchey to me. Plus you would then have to have the conversation about the card and how many you have to hand out and yada yada yada
I have just the thing for you. I call it the jump to conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.