Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Basically my TMB posting schedule

 

"I think he's a pilot so he takes this shit national" in the responses

 

Sloth just wanted to get on some of that shaka brah.

 

Those uninterrupted 5 minutes are where he does his best work

 

This excel sheet not being in order of amount or (hopefully) priority has literally added stress to my day

 

What do you do in that situation - didn't look like there was a tree in range to move him to.

I would think just let him hug and give him the ride of his life but have to imagine that is not ideal sloth policy.

Also - what was a 3 minute zipline commitment just got heavily adjusted

 

Is there a worst/most hilarious breakup thread?

I've never really had one remotely interesting - but a gf of mine just got broken up with due to the bf being convinced she had slept with his dad

Have to assume there are some wild stories amongst the board

 

Did she tell you how the sex was?

 

have you heard about Dan Patrick

 

Very confident she's being honest with me because she would absolutely be the type to throw it in his face if she had

 

Fettuccine Alfredo in the hot tub

 

Might be the most indulgent thing on that entire schedule.

 

All time backfire. Couldn't have happened to a better person

 

I get the gist of it - but it was a thread before my time so I missed the fireworks

 

The only QR code use case I like is the QR code for ordering to the table at bars that was introduced during covid.

 

it is fine, but if it is a small menu, just give me a menu. covid isn't passing through menus

 

Less due to covid concerns and more so people don’t have to constantly get up and go wait at the bar to order drinks. But restaurants I agree - give me a traditional menu.

 

It’s easier to split tabs using the QR codes too (note: I guess I’m cheap)

 

jamespoyserholdingitin.gif

 

To be faaaairrrr...if, for some reason, the mall's hours are constantly changing(say, because of a work force shortage during a pandemic), it's easier to update the hours on a site than to keep taping the hours to the door.
And if you're already updating that site for non-boomers that check online before going to the mall, why not just toss the QR code the site on the door, instead of putting the hours up there?

 

Get off my lawn

 

I have never checked a mall hours. I just assume it’s 10 am to 9pm like every mall I have been too except on sundays when no one knows when it opens.

 

I check hours before going to anything and need phone or written confirmation from someone there -

I've been lied to, way too many times by yelp and google

 

I haven’t been to a mall in years though.

actually I lied I took a picture with Santa this year because Covid was over in florida

 

My wife thought we should take the kids to the mall a couple weekends ago, because it was coldish, and she was flabbergasted that I didn't want to take my children to a fucking mall.

 

this is why i never go anywhere

 

By all means - continue said flex

 

I'm biggest flexing to her right now.

Nailed it

 

I’ve seen crazier. AMA

 

I would also like to love yourself

 

Keep your ear to the ground so you don’t miss posts in this thread

 

Not a good look, Husks…