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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Apr 21, 2020.
Unnecessary reply all emails
I’ve done both. 25 is worse
did she grow up in some sort of hippie commune?
I hate people that ride their bikes on the sidewalks and people that ride their bikes on the street.
My new Covid pet peeve is everyone posting shit on social media and making sure they note the “social distancing” when, in fact, they are not. Also the “stay at home” warriors who are constantly posting about their not at home activities.
cyclists in general are the worst
I got this one G46. She is a spoiled only child
I think you married a beast, not a woman.
i thought i was the only one who had an irrational hatred of this. my wife thinks im crazy when i yell at them every time to turn their fucking lights on
Nah. Those people deserve to shamed, I flash my brights in hopes that it will knock something loose in their skulls.
Good point. Stay at home moms are now just moms.
I always knock at work and yeah I am anticipating a response. I work retail and our bathrooms used to be single use men and women. The amount of fuckers who don’t lock the bathroom door is a real problem. These men were ALWAYS taking a shit too. I think some people squeezed their ass cheeks together just to use our bathroom. We are near a bus stop so that doesn’t help. Just the absolute worst bathroom of all time.
Now we turned one into customers and one into employees. So now I knock and get no answer yet still get to walk on the old lady that works in the front of the store.
If I knock and you don’t say anything you better fucking have the door locked you animal.
This is a minor one but I hate when people do not thank me after I open the door for them, same with when I let someone get out of a bad spot while driving, or when we both get at the stop at the same time and I waive them to go ahead. Not waiving back is fucking rude
Absolutely loathe this. I work with mostly 30-50 yr old women, so this is an hourly occurrence during my work day.
they’re probably cautious about giving their traditional sieg heil in public
Is coughing or clearing my throat an acceptable response?
Yes. Then I know you are in there...gobbling dick and won’t interrupt.
Tap dance if you want, just let me know you are in there.
People who don’t understand which vehicle has right of way at a 4-way stop and frantically wave me on rather than proceed to make their fucking left hand turn. You were at the intersection first dipshit, it only matters that I’m going straight and you are turning if we arrive at the stop sign together.
Nope just a house where her dad did everything outside and her mother did everything inside
Mrs. Tamland: “Babe, I did the sheets today.”
>go into bedroom
>clean sheets in pile on top of bed
She can't be expected to make up the bed too
When opening a box of cereal, just ripping the tab back rendering the top panel useless and the box goes stale right away
I’ve kicked in a stall door 2 times because I knocked and jiggled without receiving a response.
Of course not.
She does the laundry. I fold the laundry.
Female coworkers start talking about shaving issues in the middle of videoconference team huddle
very on brand for your username
Lights off/back on for someone who doesnt have their lights on when they should
Flash my high beams on/off for someone who is driving with their brights on
people who stand in the middle of an aisle at a grocery store with a cart
people that walk slow as fuck in a big crowd of people
All these new money bitches at Target drive up that just pull in any lane in the wrong direction and the assholes that park there to shop inside.
If I’m waiting on a car to pass me from my left as I’m turning out of a parking lot and they turn right, before they get to me, without putting on their blinker, there will be rage.
People who refer to players as their jersey number. Always gets a cringe out of me
maybe they don't know their name?
shut up 13
GREAT PASS ONE-SEVEN!!!
The ones I know who do it are superfans who probably know where these kids live
Braking before turn signal
Recruiters who post made up hiring stories on LinkedIn every day
random trivial gripe inbound:
Portland NBA Twitter refers to every former player that played for us as a legend. For Example: "Happy Birthday to former Blazers Legend Rudy Fernandez" or "Lets all welcome back Blazers legend Zach Collins tonight at the Moda Center"
Happy birthday, Ha Seung-Jin
I love all the life coaches trying to get you out of the corporate grind
Must be big WWE fans since they call everyone a superstar
Places now have wait until the end to merge signs and people still won’t zipper even if their life depended on it.
But that’s not the type of driver you are. When everyone is waiting in line to get off the exit for a mile, you’re the guy who drives all the way to the exit and jumps in front over the white line missing the crash water cans by inches and then thinking you’re the smartest most important person and the rest are just sheep…while wearing a Trump Maga hat.
The Trump part is the only part that makes me mad.
I guess this works, but something about movies that annoys me is when cannon balls explode as if they were bombs. Unless I'm missing something, they didn't/couldn't explode like this.
Whenever someone emails our IT-group with a request and uses “Team”. First of all we’re not on a team. Second, if we are you aren’t on the team you’re the opponent. 95% of the time whatever you’re emailing about was probably blocked to keep the company secure or because it’s something you’ll fuck up beyond repair and then blame us for not fixing. Or we just don’t like you. Take your team and shove it up your ass.