Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Nah, in Denver, CO.

    We were just talking about various Orlando things, as she lived there for a time. "I know a great popsicle place downtown" is my go-to line whenever discussing Orlando.

    In fitting TMB fashion, this was all preceded by a discussion of how great Publix subs, specifically chicken tender subs, are. devine
     
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  2. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    What is her first name?
     
  3. Celemo

    Celemo Go DUCKS!!
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    devine 's mom
     
  4. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    I was trying to impress her with my popsicle connections, so today it went:

    Me: "I love Orlando. A guy I know has a great popsicle place downtown."

    Her: "I know that guy! Mix. How do you know Mix?"

    Me (awkwardly): "Just from some college football stuff."

    She seemed to accept that incredibly vague answer, but not my smoothest moment.
     
  5. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    She is very hot so good luck. Pretty cool too.
     
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  6. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    The set on this guy

     
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  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  9. Emma

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    Did the tinder thread disappear?
     
  10. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    Last night I was walking a pizza into my building and there's a mom on the phone with 3 kids I'm walking behind

    "Hey are you a pizza delivery man?"

    "No bud this pizza is for me"

    "You're taking the people's pizza?"

    "Haha no bud I'm not a pizza delivery man, I just paid for my own pizza"

    "Oh ok! Enjoy your pizza!"

    That was adorable
     
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  11. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    How did you know her name was Bud?
     
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  12. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Bud

    How was that adorable that this idiot didn’t know carryout pizza existed?

    Edit: hopefully you’re referring to a small child. That info would have been really helpful.
     
  13. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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  14. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    Figured mom on the phone with 3 kids was enough info to know it was a small child tbh. I strive to be better next time my friend.
     
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  15. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    No, it is not destroyed and every picture on there is photoshopped or downloaded off a pornographic site for the record.
     
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  16. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  17. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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  18. PCH

    PCH 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    That's one way to win the lotto
     
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  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Stuck in an elevator, ama
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Your mama so fat she got stuck in the elevator just kidding that happened to you lmbo really though that sounds scary
     
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  21. bigred77

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    Are you claustrophobic?
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    a.tramp why you stuck in the elevator my dude
     
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  23. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    elevator isnt actually malfunctioning. he just keeps hitting the door close button and trapping himself
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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  25. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Did you establish a pee corner?
     
  26. Truman

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    Are you livin it up while youre going dowwwwwwwwn?
     
  27. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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  28. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Lots of questions
    Not many answers
     
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  29. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Maybe he dead
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    a.tramp the Flash Forward of the random thoughts thread
     
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  31. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    So here is what happened. Road to the top, stopped, door would not open. Clicking noise and on phone with building maintenance. He says push the button you are not stuck. I am like dude, all buttons have been pushed multiple times.

    Finally, door opens after 10 minutes and we are on bottom floor. The clicking was some type of breaking/lowering safety mechanism I am guessing.

    Took the stairs and am now at the top!
     
  32. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Sounds like a wellness initiative
     
  33. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Did you try pushing the buttons?
     
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  34. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    What about unplugging it and plugging it back in
     
  35. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    A real man would have crawled out the top, and pull himself up the cables to the next floor.
     
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  36. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    He was at the top did you even read the story jeez
     
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  37. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Then you pop out the floor board and repel the fuck down!
     
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  38. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Why not just pry the doors apart with your bare hands like a lady?
     
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  39. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Don’t ever do this.

    And this was your Fire Safety Minute with marcus.
     
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  40. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Yeah but what if the fire is in the elevator?
     
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  41. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Run
     
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  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I was too busy trying to provide original and riveting content to TmB RTT, sheeze. Cut me some slack!
     
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  43. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    I aqurred a tamale hookup recently. My co worker knows this old Mexican lady that makes the best tamales I’ve ever had. If i place a order in advance she will prepare them and deliver them to our office. 20 bucks for a dozen. I got two dozen spicy pork this afternoon. Everyone at my work got a order in. Tamale dinner tonight.
     
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  44. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    I work in a pretty new high rise and the amount of times our elevators gets stuck is kind of eye opening
     
  45. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Ive only been stuck in an elevator once, and it was my first day of work after college. Great way to start my professional career.
     
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  46. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    Something something future corporate job prospects...

     
  47. Celemo

    Celemo Go DUCKS!!
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    Got stuck in an elevator between floors with a patient on a stretcher who had to pee. When Engineering got the door open to check on us I hollered for them to find a urinal...it was a close call
     
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  48. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Are selfie-videos for reporters a thing now?
     
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  49. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    It has its ups and downs
     
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  50. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    That sounds exciting.

    Congratulations.