Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Are selfie-videos for reporters a thing now?
     
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  2. teel

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    It has its ups and downs
     
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  3. spagett

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    That sounds exciting.

    Congratulations.
     
  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    Yeah, pretty common for reporters who use social media. Also a lot of “one man band” reporters who cover something by themselves with a camera and tripod. Shrinking newsrooms and such.
     
  5. Fabulousthundercock

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    I feel like the issue here is that sometimes it doesn't
     
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  6. The Real Roy Williams

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    Glad I found a new hookup.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    Spoken like a true UofSC fan.
     
  8. RU-Omega Potato

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    This just randomly crossed my mind:

    I'll never get the chance to know, cause he's dead, but if it ever turned out that John Candy was an asshole in real life I think I'd be crushed.
     
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  9. Toast

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  10. Trop

    Trop 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    Started from the top, then went back to the bottom, took the stairs to the too now we here ayeeeeeee!
     
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  11. Trop

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    #Oregon Ducks how'd y'all just lose in hoops?


    Edit: overtime????
     
  12. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Bol dead
     
  13. Cornelius Suttree

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    just turned in my work keys :fap:
     
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  14. a.tramp

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    Are you going to take an upper decker in the management bathroom before you leave?
     
  15. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Trigger the elevator seismic sensor and make them rescue you on the way out.
     
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  16. bigred77

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    a.tramp were you able to rest last night after such a traumatic event?
     
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  17. a.tramp

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    Yeah after your mom wore me out I slept like a baby
     
  18. Trop

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    I've been at my current house 5 years, right?


    Well, in that 5 years, I have NEVER seen my neighbor take out the trash. He only has recycling.

    I'm logging it this year to make sure I'm not going crazy.


    0/2 so far.
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    That is awesome that he only buys 100% recyclable stuff. I am sure that he would be pissed to know that probably more than 50% of it still makes it to the landfill.
     
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  20. Trop

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    That's the thing.

    That's impossible . I just don't think he eats at home. Ever.

    Chicken, beef, etc all have non recyclable stuff associated with it .


    I really want to ask him about it.
     
  21. Pharm

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    Not of you buy from a butcher
     
  22. Bo Pelinis

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    And eat the bones.
     
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  23. Pharm

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    I bury all bones in my back yard for the next homeowner to find
     
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Basement closet
     
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  25. Trop

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    They wrap in butchers per which isn't recyclable after its been used on raw meat.
     
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  26. a.tramp

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    Maybe he only buys cooked meat from the butcher.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    You could do something like this crazy Japanese guy and grind them up and turn them into a crazy sharp knife.

     
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  28. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Does he compost?
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Does it ever smell like someone is burning at night?
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    Is he living next to the Klopeks?
     
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  31. Crepeswithasmile

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    Hey Pinnochio! where the fuck do you think you're going?
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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  33. Trop

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    Well, to find out.......
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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    I dont know this reference but my old neighbors would do it late at night. Honestly now that I think about it, they were just kind of terrible people

    When a house across the street for sale the wife said matter of factly to me "I hope Mexicans dont move in"

    The husband was some kind of hustler. He once sold a boat to someone and it sank like two weeks after he sold it
     
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  35. Capstone 88

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    I bury all my bones in ur mom lol
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Joe pls. Go watch The Burbs tonight. It's available on prime.
     
  37. spagett

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    Fuckin buried him, babe
     
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  38. Ray Peterson

    Ray Peterson Klopek....what is that, Slavic?
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    I concur.
     
  39. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I feel like 69 jokes are gritty as fuck. Like, they aren't easily ruined like other things that get too popular.

    This isn't your Boaty McBoatface or Collinsworth slide. This shit is here to stay forever.
     
  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hey! Pinocchio!!! Where are you goin!?

    Classic.
     
  41. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    They just did some story on Maori Davenport. Her mom is beautiful.
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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  43. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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  44. a.tramp

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    Can’t see shit holmes!
     
  45. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Was not quick enough to snap a picture of the telly.
     
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  46. blotter

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    note/noting is commonly used interchangeably as in a physical note or mental note.. don't think I've seen log/logging used in the same way. Please don't tell me you're actually writing this down. If you are, I'll save you some time and confirm with certainty that you are crazy
     
  47. Trop

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    Good morning to you too.
     
  48. LookslikeUofI

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    Why does it seem like anyone who is worried about their credit score be lowered by checking on it has shitty credit already
     
  49. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Not really. Knew someone who was worried about their credit when they purchase a new car last year. They wanted to make sure by checking their credit it wouldn’t drop below 800 so they could do a “No Money Down” option.
     
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