Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Houndster

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    Blizzard - Reese’s

    Rolls - sake, spicy tuna, and one with yellowtail and some other stuff. The yellowtail one was really good, the others were below average.
     
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  2. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  3. Clown Baby

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  4. dallasdawg

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  5. Toast

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  6. Arkadin

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    If you haven't done the axe throwing thing yet it's fun as fuck
     
  7. The Banks

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    What's the axe throwing thing?
     
  8. Arkadin

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    Pretty recent fad. People setting up bars with lanes to throw an axe (it's actually a hatchet) at a target for an hour at a time or so
     
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  9. Arkadin

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    Basically hang out and play darts with a hatchet
     
  10. Degausser

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    Alcohol and hatchet throwing seems risky
     
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  11. Arkadin

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    Yeah I mean if you're hammered but it's pretty tame
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    The soundtrack for The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part fucking slaps.
     
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  13. The Real Roy Williams

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    I played a version of this game when camping in Colorado during college. The mountain squirrels were dicks. They kept messing with us. We took bets on who could hit one with a hatchet. We all failed and the squirrels screamed at us.
     
  14. Degausser

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    That was a pretty fucked up game you were playing, Roy.
     
  15. AlternativeFactsRule

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    It was, but at least they all sucked at it.
     
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  16. Degausser

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    What were the squirrels doing to you though?
     
  17. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Stealing their nuts
     
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  18. Joe_Pesci

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    Talking shit from high up in the trees
     
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  19. Degausser

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    Sounds like Roy and his buddies were at fault for not securing their nuts. Just squirrels being squirrels imo.
     
  20. Degausser

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    See now I don't know what to believe. Were they committing theft or merely saying mean things?
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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    I just assumed that's what they were doing because that's what squirrels do
     
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  22. Degausser

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    I could see college Roy, fucked up on meth, taking offense to squirrels doing squirrel shit 50 feet up and throwing hatchets at them.
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    I could see February 2019 Roy doing this.
     
  24. Degausser

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    Roy's all about that brown drank now I believe. His lady on the other hand...
     
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  25. Degausser

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    Please don't get sensitive and type some long paragraph defending yourself and your gf, Roy. I'm just fucking with you.
     
  26. Degausser

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    You shouldn't throw hatchets at animals though.
     
  27. Jimmy the Saint

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    I like squirrels.
     
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  28. Joe_Pesci

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    Nature's banty rooster imo
     
  29. Degausser

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    They get a bad rap because they're always getting hit by cars and hatchets and shit, but they're fun to watch when they're chasing each other through trees.
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    True story, I saw a squirrel commit what appeared to be rape on another squirrel the other day.
     
  31. Degausser

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    What gave you the idea that is was non-consensual?
     
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  32. Degausser

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    I'm kinda drunk, so squirrel sex talk is right up my alley. Let's do this.
     
  33. PCH

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    What was the victim squirrel wearing?
     
  34. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Yeah, I’m pretty sure those squirrels were playing with a safe word. Boom is drawing unfounded conclusions
     
  35. Degausser

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    Not a perfect fit, but this conversation made me think about it, so I'm posting it.

    [​IMG]
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    The rapee kept turning around trying to bite the raper. Then it would run away until he got his little rapey paws on her(?) again.

    A tasteful pants suit.
     
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  37. Degausser

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    There are positions other than missionary, my friend.
     
  38. AlternativeFactsRule

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    This is pretty standard sex play, Boom. No kink shaming please.
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    You guys didn’t let me end the story. The squirrels actually ended up heading north to suburban Philadelphia where they settled in a charming five-bedroom colonial. Not sure what they did with the house.
     
  40. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Did you go to OU and just love Norman so much that you stayed or go to school elsewhere?
     
  41. The Real Roy Williams

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    They were terrorizing our camp site and messing with us. It was war. Plus we were boozed up.and they could get the hatchet. I was vegetarian at the time too.
     
  42. Degausser

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    Nothing in this entire post makes sense.
     
  43. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’ve traveled some but I was born in Norman and have lived here my whole life. It’s not the greatest place but it’s where I had work connections and where all my close friends are.
     
  44. racer

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    Her + Blake in that one movie :gfa:
     
  45. The Real Roy Williams

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    They were running up on us trying to steal our food and being overly aggressive. Then standing up screaming. Seemed like a act of war to me.
     
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  46. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  47. wtx

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    and talking like him too
     
  48. 941Gator

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    ^ somebody doesn’t subscribe to the diary
     
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  49. bertwing

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  50. bingbing

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