Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. The Real Roy Williams

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    I have tons of squirrels at home. These mountain squirrels were hardcore though. They were going for us.. I had to react. We were being attacked.
     
  2. NP13

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    that was probably the heroin


    or the acid
     
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  3. Houndster

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    Are you sure you weren’t hallucinating, Roy?
     
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  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    No shrooms or acid were consumed. I could tell a story about the people I thougt that wanted to cook and eat us I think. I’lll leave that for another day.
     
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  5. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don’t do that bro. Maybe a trip every once in a while. I haven’t in three years though.
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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    Guys, can we please not with the drug talk? I just watched Beautiful Boy and I’m all in my feelings right now.
     
  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    I just got this notification via Dad Platinum®
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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  9. Arkadin

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    Why would I have to imply I'm wearing a cock ring when everyone can clearly see it
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    Do you usually rent cars in the nude?
     
  11. Arkadin

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    I literally haven't worn pants since 2008
     
  12. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

     
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  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    I can confirm this. I met Ark back in 2010 and he was totally pantsless. Before we parted ways he yelled “I don’t wear pants now and I’ll never wear pants again!”
     
  14. Arkadin

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    That was a special night. I still have the shirt, the only garment I wore, from that night
     
  15. ANTWONE

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    Went to a friends apartment tonight.. bowling alley in their lobby. I mean come on.
     
  16. racer

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    ANTWONE did you ever move to Italy?
     
  17. teel

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  18. PCH

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    From my local gun club:

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    President's Day!
    In honor of our 45 Presidents, we will be offering 15% off all 45 caliber firearms
    Monday, February 18th
    (Don't worry, we know there were only 44 actual men that were President, so if you want to order a 44 caliber firearm, we will cover you there too!
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    LFG

     
  20. ANTWONE

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    Nah NYC - but I have my Italian passport
     
  21. IvanTheTerrible

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    Meh...I feel like it’s a universal thing that saying “Hitler was actually a globalist” is a no no in modern society.
     
  22. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Man they came hard with the Bill Harrison smack.
     
  23. Celemo

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    The Salem area was expecting up to 12-14 inches of snow over the weekend. What actually happened was a light dusting yesterday and today that melted off by 10 AM. Kids are fucking pissed they have school tomorrow
     
  24. Capstone 88

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    Killing that dog didn’t quench his blood thirst so he went after the squirrels
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    it's going to rain like a mofo though
     
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  26. burnttatertot

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    It was delivered to Camas by accident.
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Those guys clearly workout, which is why their BMI is so high.
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    It’s pretty cool and sexy that we have some many professional models on the board
     
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  29. Lyrtch

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  30. Boo MFer!

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    You’re pretty cool and sexy.
     
  31. cutig

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  32. TDCD

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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Those maps are neat, but the fairly limited selection is disappointing.
     
  34. TC

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    “Hey could you map the neighborhoods of the Florida urban sprawl conglomerate next?”
     
  35. Hatfield

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    I was going to get the West Columbia one for my aunt, but no luck. Shame.
     
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  36. Truman

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    Just left the hardware store. They had a yeti dog bowl for $50.

    Obviously people buy them but lol at a dog bowl for 50 bucks
     
  37. racer

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    Have you been to target lately and seen the women’s section mannequins?
     
  38. Arkadin

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    Maybe you should love your dog more truman
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    I enjoy the hell out of Yeti tumblers but my dog has never conveyed to me her preference in warm or cool water so I’m not sure Yeti’s the play
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    Any in seafoam green available?
     
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  41. The Banks

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    I'm betting you could request a specific area, though there's other places to get old school maps as well
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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    I love old school maps. I have a framed map of Charleston from the 1800s.
     
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  43. The Banks

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    I have a framed map of Alaska back from when Russia owned it. I think we might have even had an antique map thread on here at one point
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    that yeti dog bowl will keep water room temp for months
     
  45. Arkadin

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    Its marketed as a food bowl
     
  46. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I'll do it for $30
     
  47. Celemo

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    Just realized Dennis Haysbert played Pedro Cerrano in the Major League movies
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

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    You JUST realized that?
     
  49. Arkadin

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    I just got a push notification from a food delivery app that said "dont miss any of the performances tonight! Order blah blah" And I have no idea what they're talking about