Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    72% of statistics are made up
     
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  2. Shawn Hunter

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    Pizzagate?
     
  3. Truman

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    And cunty donut food trucks
     
  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

  5. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Donut hole your breath. You’re about to maple a Bavarian raspberry cake cruller puns.
     
  6. MK 3rds

    MK 3rds Dork

    Donut shops are the new barber shop huh?
     
  7. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie Lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
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    They are trying to build their own exit off of I-20 that goes straight to the parking lot of ANGC.

    I love the Masters though.
     
  8. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Yeah but how do they keep the blacks and broads from taking their exit?
     
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  9. Emmy Rossum

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  10. Daddy Rabbit

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    My Twitter feed has started randomly throwing old liked posts from people I follow on my timeline. How do I stop this?

    Example: I saw your retweet and like yesterday, why is it at the top of my feed today?

    Or posts that we're liked 2-3 days ago hit my timeline today.
     
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  11. Shawn Hunter

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    Top right corner of the tweet, tap the button that looks like the end of a down arrow. Click see less often or something like that. Do that on everyone and eventually they'll stop showing up.
     
  12. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Got my name painted on my shirt
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    Thanks Shawn.


    Anyone else have another fix. It just started happening in the last day or two. It's repeated likes from multiple follows.
     
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  13. TC

    TC [expletive] strong ass post
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    Yeah twitter it’s like you exist to be up to the second. Hmmm no let me make default “top stories” like every other social network
     
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  14. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia cool enough to not quite see it
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    Watched season 1 of TheKilling and didn’t think it was shitty
     
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  15. Truman

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    Every week it was a red herring only to be resolved right away the next episode and immediately setting up a different red herring.

    I feel like there was a good show in there somewhere, but it sucked, imo
     
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  16. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I haven't ever watched but I heard it got better after season 2 maybe? Whenever it left AMC I think. I don't exactly remember, just that it got better.
     
  17. Toast

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  18. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    The Wendy's buffet was so white trash fire!
     
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  19. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    EVERY DAMN TIME, MIRITE?!
     
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  20. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington every year gon be our year
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    People believe that actually happened?
     
  21. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Just randomly checked out my home rivals board from which I had been blacklisted 10 years ago. I’m allowed. Neat.

    Brb off to Notre Dame quick to see if they ever got over Declan blowing away.
     
  22. Truman

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    POWESHOW has gotten fatter, balder and gayer since he's been banned.
     
  23. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Start a thread saying that Golic just got arrested for prostitution.
     
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  24. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Given the person involved, yes it’s believable.
     
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  25. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    #17275 racer, Mar 11, 2019
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2019
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  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    My grandpa recently discovered sports on the Internet and apparently went pretty deep into some mock drafts today.

    Tonight he was telling me all about some lineman from Northern Illinois the Bears are gonna draft.

    Then he asked me why Illinois didn't have anyone listed in any of the rounds of mock drafts. That innocent bastard.
     
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  27. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Guy I know has noticed something unusual on the cameras outside his house. He lives in a residential neighborhood just barely outside a night life hotspot area. Maybe a 2-3 minute drive from the center of one of the main restaurant and bar areas in Birmingham. There is an alley behind his house that his cameras happen to catch a portion of. Last week, he noticed someone showing up in a car at 2:15am at the exact same time every night. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights. And every night they've gotten out of their car and walked down the alley with a package in hand. They leave the camera's sight and then return seconds later without the package. They get back in their car and drive off.

    Been trying to figure out what it could be. A drug deal seems like the obvious answer because of the time of day and general sketchiness but typically that sort of thing is a bit more irregular and certainly not at the exact same time for five consecutive days. Or at least that's what I've learned from TV and movies.

    There may be a very innocent explanation for all of it. Regardless, I'm now opening up the floor to TMB for questions and any theories.
     
  28. Truman

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    What size is the package? What does it look like?
     
  29. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Why doesn’t he just go look?
     
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  30. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Probably sex trafficking and/or newspaper delivery
     
  31. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    We got ourselves a good old fashioned Random Thoughts Mystery Caper
     
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  32. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Able to be held in one hand. At least that is the description I was given.

    And he doesn't go look because he's intimidated and he's an old guy with no incentive to look except curiosity. Which in the case that it actually is something nefarious, isn't worth the risk.
     
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  33. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Or makes it more worth the risk.
     
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  34. Corky Bucek

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    Cash drop imo
     
  35. Truman

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    Can he tilt the cameras down the ally a little bit? Maybe get a shot of the drop off.
     
  36. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Stake-out. Stake-out. Stake-out.
     
  37. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Maybe they’re litter bugs with OCD
     
  38. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Maybe they’re building a small fort for a neighborhood child with terminal cancer brick by brick and that’s the only time they can work on it because they pull 3 jobs on top of volunteering with dying kids.
     
  39. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK Hard to be soft , tough to be tinder.
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  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Maybe they’re delivering a meal to a homeless that lives in that alley.
     
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  41. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Not that type of alley. One of the most expensive residential areas in the city. Definitely no homeless in the immediate area.
     
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  42. Luka

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    Dumping body parts
     
  43. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Maybe they noticed the new cameras and are leaving empty boxes in an alley for shits and gigs
     
  44. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I think they're fixed to just view his property. There is a street that runs parallel behind his and off of that street is a road that runs perpendicular right up to his backyard. It is at the end of that little road that an "alley" begins. The alley runs parallel between his road and the parallel road behind his house. Confusing, I know.
     
  45. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Has he tried getting the footage from the other businesses on the block? That’s detectiving for dummies 101. You always get the perp on super enhanced 4K snippets of grainy video.
     
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  46. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    That's how I receive all my dildos. And anthrax.
     
  47. Corky Bucek

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  48. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Maybe if he sets a trip wire trap with a giant net he’ll finally unmask the monster.
     
  49. Barves2125

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    No businesses. All private homes. And I don't think he has gotten to the point of asking any neighbors if they have any ideas or if they've got cameras of their own.
     
  50. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Were they back this morning?
     
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