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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 1, 2018.
72% of statistics are made up
And cunty donut food trucks
Donut hole your breath. You’re about to maple a Bavarian raspberry cake cruller puns.
Donut shops are the new barber shop huh?
They are trying to build their own exit off of I-20 that goes straight to the parking lot of ANGC.
I love the Masters though.
Yeah but how do they keep the blacks and broads from taking their exit?
My Twitter feed has started randomly throwing old liked posts from people I follow on my timeline. How do I stop this?
Example: I saw your retweet and like yesterday, why is it at the top of my feed today?
Or posts that we're liked 2-3 days ago hit my timeline today.
Top right corner of the tweet, tap the button that looks like the end of a down arrow. Click see less often or something like that. Do that on everyone and eventually they'll stop showing up.
Anyone else have another fix. It just started happening in the last day or two. It's repeated likes from multiple follows.
Yeah twitter it’s like you exist to be up to the second. Hmmm no let me make default “top stories” like every other social network
Watched season 1 of TheKilling and didn’t think it was shitty
Every week it was a red herring only to be resolved right away the next episode and immediately setting up a different red herring.
I feel like there was a good show in there somewhere, but it sucked, imo
I haven't ever watched but I heard it got better after season 2 maybe? Whenever it left AMC I think. I don't exactly remember, just that it got better.
The Wendy's buffet was so white trash fire!
EVERY DAMN TIME, MIRITE?!
People believe that actually happened?
Just randomly checked out my home rivals board from which I had been blacklisted 10 years ago. I’m allowed. Neat.
Brb off to Notre Dame quick to see if they ever got over Declan blowing away.
POWESHOW has gotten fatter, balder and gayer since he's been banned.
Start a thread saying that Golic just got arrested for prostitution.
Given the person involved, yes it’s believable.
*It’s less fun when like every board they have is premium.
My grandpa recently discovered sports on the Internet and apparently went pretty deep into some mock drafts today.
Tonight he was telling me all about some lineman from Northern Illinois the Bears are gonna draft.
Then he asked me why Illinois didn't have anyone listed in any of the rounds of mock drafts. That innocent bastard.
Guy I know has noticed something unusual on the cameras outside his house. He lives in a residential neighborhood just barely outside a night life hotspot area. Maybe a 2-3 minute drive from the center of one of the main restaurant and bar areas in Birmingham. There is an alley behind his house that his cameras happen to catch a portion of. Last week, he noticed someone showing up in a car at 2:15am at the exact same time every night. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights. And every night they've gotten out of their car and walked down the alley with a package in hand. They leave the camera's sight and then return seconds later without the package. They get back in their car and drive off.
Been trying to figure out what it could be. A drug deal seems like the obvious answer because of the time of day and general sketchiness but typically that sort of thing is a bit more irregular and certainly not at the exact same time for five consecutive days. Or at least that's what I've learned from TV and movies.
There may be a very innocent explanation for all of it. Regardless, I'm now opening up the floor to TMB for questions and any theories.
What size is the package? What does it look like?
Why doesn’t he just go look?
Probably sex trafficking and/or newspaper delivery
We got ourselves a good old fashioned Random Thoughts Mystery Caper
Able to be held in one hand. At least that is the description I was given.
And he doesn't go look because he's intimidated and he's an old guy with no incentive to look except curiosity. Which in the case that it actually is something nefarious, isn't worth the risk.
Or makes it more worth the risk.
Cash drop imo
Can he tilt the cameras down the ally a little bit? Maybe get a shot of the drop off.
Stake-out. Stake-out. Stake-out.
Maybe they’re litter bugs with OCD
Maybe they’re building a small fort for a neighborhood child with terminal cancer brick by brick and that’s the only time they can work on it because they pull 3 jobs on top of volunteering with dying kids.
Maybe they’re delivering a meal to a homeless that lives in that alley.
Not that type of alley. One of the most expensive residential areas in the city. Definitely no homeless in the immediate area.
Dumping body parts
Maybe they noticed the new cameras and are leaving empty boxes in an alley for shits and gigs
I think they're fixed to just view his property. There is a street that runs parallel behind his and off of that street is a road that runs perpendicular right up to his backyard. It is at the end of that little road that an "alley" begins. The alley runs parallel between his road and the parallel road behind his house. Confusing, I know.
Has he tried getting the footage from the other businesses on the block? That’s detectiving for dummies 101. You always get the perp on super enhanced 4K snippets of grainy video.
That's how I receive all my dildos. And anthrax.
Maybe if he sets a trip wire trap with a giant net he’ll finally unmask the monster.
No businesses. All private homes. And I don't think he has gotten to the point of asking any neighbors if they have any ideas or if they've got cameras of their own.
Were they back this morning?