Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. bigred77

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    Try googling boll & branch sheets
     
  2. bigred77

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    Ok, show us your penis
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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  4. Truman

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    So - are they talking about basketball, or....

     
  5. racer

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    I bet nobody thought that 50 years later Denver Nuggets would be still such a fitting name.
     
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  8. The Real Roy Williams

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    Thanks man. I got in early and everything was good for the most part. I’m lucky. I hung out with some sketchy bitch, her friends and a bunch of bands and crusty kids back in the day. My liver isn’t in the greatest shape but nothing that can’t repair its self if I get myself right and stay healthy.
     
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  9. PCH

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    Toasted ravioli capital of the worllllllllld!
     
  10. Celemo

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    I lost my virginity in St. Louis...hooray
     
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  11. Daddy Rabbit

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    Do you remember his name?
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

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    "How long did it take for him to cum?" would have also been an acceptable question
     
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  13. NP13

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    she's super smart guys.

    but, send her to Wilmington
     
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  15. Truman

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    My mom is semi retired. She works about 20 hours a week at a hospital as a volunteer coordinator at the cancer ward my dad was treated at. She finds pretty rewarding ect.

    However - this is her first experience in the corporate world. She's always bitching about the cliques between the nurses, and the admin and how this group is friends but leaves out other people and that's just mean. It's too HS!

    Ive tried to explain that's how it is w most big organizations and there's always bickering and infighting and corporate politics.

    I guess IM just bitching about having to listen to my mom bitch. I feel like I need to be her sounding board, but man is it irritating!
     
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  16. TC

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    Have her sign up for an account here. Problem solved
     
  17. racer

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    cliches or cliques?
     
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  18. Simon Templar

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    Hospitals are p awful places for this kind of stuff
     
  19. Truman

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    cliques. auto correct got me, Although Im sure there are plenty of cliches too.
     
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  20. TC

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  21. Truman

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    Im sure. Most large organizations are like this, in my experience.

    She's a former pre school teacher that feels the need to make everyone play nice. She's going to make everyone turn on her at some point lol. I try to tell her to stay out of it, but it's not gonna happen.
     
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  22. Truman

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    ok farva.
     
  23. Arkadin

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    Seems like a school would have been exactly the same
     
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  24. blind dog

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    Every school my wife has worked at has been the same
     
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  25. NP13

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    It's literally the same everywhere. At work, in life, it doesn't matter. People gravitate to other people with common interests and/or associations.
     
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  26. TC

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    Yeah but women are catty and exclusionary about it
     
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  27. Barves2125

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    In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Wonka's right hand man (who pretended to be "Mr. Slugworth" but is actually revealed to be a high level employee of Wonka's organization) really got fucked over. He spent who knows how long working for Wonka and when Wonka decides to retire he chooses to just give the company away to a local child instead of the guy who has presumably helped him build the company in the first place!

    Wonka fucked that guy over. And may have been responsible for the deaths of multiple children while he did it!
     
  28. Truman

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    For sure. She was just naive and assumed people in a professional business setting acted like adults and not bicker about dumb shit. It happens everywhere.
     
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  29. dahldennsull

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    counter theory: That is wonka's lover as well and is part of the retirement/payout package and they are going off to retire in peace on a beach somewhere
     
  30. Celemo

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  31. racer

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    In honor of pi day, here’s a brilliant but terrible joke:

    I’d like to start a pizza place that serves square pizzas. I’ll call it Area.

    why?
    Because pie are square.
     
  32. Arkadin

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    Well why don't you
     
  33. DUCKMOUTH

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    I thought today was steak and BJ day.

    Have you heard the other joke about pizza?

    never mind, it’s too cheesy
     
  34. Barves2125

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    I like this theory. However, when explaining to Charlie that he is giving him the factory, he talks about not being able to give it to an adult because they'd want to do everything their own way and not the Wonka way. Which seems even more insulting for poor Mr. Wilkinson (aka Slugworth).

    Again, all of this is glossing over the fact that several children likely died inside his factory that day. OSHA clearly on the Wonka payroll.
     
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  35. racer

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    I’d also like to discuss the fact that turning over an operation of that size to a kid who can’t manage finances to get the family out of a single bed is a poor financial decision.

    The golden goose chick is the obvious choice. She’s backed by handlers and financial advisors.
     
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    Dude at work sends emails like this. I chuckle every time.
     
  37. TC

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  38. racer

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    We had a home board poster username Wayne something and he ended every post thanks, wayne
     
  39. Barves2125

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    Also, Charlie and his mum have been waiting hand and foot on all four of his bedridden grandparents every day and all the sudden when Charlie gets a golden ticket Grandpa is fine to hop out of bed and do a fucking dance? Are you kidding me, Grandpa? Charlie has been cleaning your bedpan out here and you've been able to get up and walk around this whole time?!?
     
  40. Celemo

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  41. Corky Bucek

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    We had WayneKerr here that posted the

    thanks,
    wayne
     
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  42. racer

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    Oh that was it then
     
  43. Tiffin

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    Would definitely turn into Ice Town situation.
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    You guys might be overanalyzing Willy Wonka
     
  45. racer

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    You might be able to go away.
     
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  46. DUCKMOUTH

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    Gene Wilder is the man. Silly Wonka sucks and he is the only reason I’ll watch it
     
  47. Toast

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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Used to love me some Wendy’s buffet
     
  49. PCH

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    Forgot all about it. What used to be on it?



    I just remember how the decorative greens on buffees (kale) is kinda popular now. We eat it.
     
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  50. Tiffin

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    I'm sadly too young to have experienced such a thing have been to a pizza Hut and KFC buffet tho.
     
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