Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Texans will blindly defend Texas despite all evidence to the contrary details at 11
     
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  2. a.tramp

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    Have lived in Texas over half my life now and buy into and will defend a lot of the “Texas things” but this one is plainly the most ridiculous.
     
  3. Truman

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    Ive had both. I like both. The Animal sauce or whatever give In and Out the edge imo.

    If someone likes Whataburger better, I dont think it's a crazy stance :idk:

    Ive only either a few times tho
     
  4. Arkadin

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    When everyone defends whataburger by talking about their ketchup and their chicken you learn all you need to know about the burgers
     
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  5. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity "you're full of beans and so is your old man"
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  6. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    that follow through

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  7. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    stellar gif usage
     
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  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    now I want to go home and watch white men can't jump.
     
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  9. Truman

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    Now Im thinking about Rosie's side boobs
     
  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    :yousoright:
     
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  11. Corky Bucek

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    :blessed:
     
  12. TC

    TC Tell me about your dream mosque
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    Doesn't play D and lights out from 3. This thing cost more or less than James Harden?
     
  13. Crepeswithasmile

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    [​IMG]

    I was 13 when that movie came out, I almost beat poor little crepes to death over that topless scene.
     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    I've never had Whateaburger so I can't comment on it. I will say that In-N-Out is universally overrated because of where it's located.
     
  15. Corky Bucek

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  16. a.tramp

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    Don’t get too cocky. The fries from In-N-Out I just had tasted and also crumbled in my mouth like chalk when biting into them. I have no idea how they do it but they should be embarrassed for charging money for those abominations.
     
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  17. John McGuirk

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    Lived in Texas 5 years and in and out is far superior with burgers and fries.
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    It’s like they take instant mashed potatoes, fry them and that turns them back into powder but in a stick form.
     
  19. John McGuirk

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    They’re fresh not frozen. Probably the difference
     
  20. a.tramp

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    You had me slow clapping until you got to “and fries.”
     
  21. John McGuirk

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    Their fries are outstanding you simpleton
     
  22. a.tramp

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    Dude, I have had potatoes fried up straight from the garden. They do something ungodly awful to their “fresh fries” and I don’t know how they do it.
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    You are correct. They absolutely stand out from every other fries ever made on this damn rock we call a home but absolutely not in a good way.
     
  24. Arkadin

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    They're made from soy. They're vegan fries
     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    They slice them right in front of you hth
     
  26. a.tramp

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    Screw that noise, give me my carnivorous potato fries all day every day.
     
  27. John McGuirk

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    I seen em being chopped. They use those little chopper things, kind of like the apple slicer. Maybe you don’t like potatoes
     
  28. a.tramp

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    I’m gonna slice your dick right in front of you so you realize that does not make it a good thing.
     
  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    I think it's because they dont blanch them
     
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  30. TC

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    Lot of potatoes ITT
     
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  31. dump

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    a.tramp making it very hard to be his friend today
     
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  32. a.tramp

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    Really don’t blame me, blame Whataburger for making a hamburger that is bad to pretty damn bad.
     
  33. Crepeswithasmile

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  34. dump

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    RIP SBNation

     
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  35. TC

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    Some people get $3 a post???? @GFA @Chan
     
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  36. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    It’s not part of a franchise, sorry.
     
  37. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    in n out fries are god awful

    whataburger burgers are top tier

    imo iyam hth
     
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  38. Shawn Hunter

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    The strawberry poppyseed with chicken salad at Panera is pretty dang good and I'm not even a salad guy
     
  39. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    I don’t understand why we don’t have banner ads and a system where like 100 likes is a penny or something
     
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  40. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    all of their salads are great
     
  41. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    You’re the biggest one :twocents:
     
  42. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  43. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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  45. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
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    I don't think there is a "Stupid shit your wife/gf do" thread anymore, so here it is:

    GF said her low beams went out, and it was stuck on the brights. Turns out she thought the "Auto" setting for your headlights to automatically turn on/off when its day or night also meant brights/low beams. She had accidentally pulled the lever turning them on.
     
  46. NP13

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    https://www.the-mainboard.com/index...hit-your-wife-girlfriend-does.163620/page-164
     
  47. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
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  48. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Team Shake Shack
     
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  49. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    I understand everything you’re saying and we probably.. definitely do enable each other. I’m doing my part, I’m going to rehab on Tuesday and she was sober 10 years till we started hanging out again. If anything it was my fault. We’re doing this together. Some things work for some people in different ways. I’m not talking out my ass, I’ve been through some shit, so has she but we love,each other and are willing to take the risk. Maybe it will be some Thelma and Louise thing but I don’t think so. We’re at the point where we want the same thing. To be healthy and have a family.