Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. lechnerd

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  2. lechnerd

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  3. TheFreak55

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  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    Easy for you to say. I won’t be in a orange jumpsuit but shit is weird. I’m gonna be sick for a few days then probably exercise and do therapy. It still sucks. You would be just as stressed if you were in this position.
     
  5. Bo Pelinis

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    For real we're all pulling for you my dude.
     
  6. The Real Roy Williams

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    Flying to some place in Oregon. Some Hazelden Betty Ford thing. Maybe I’ll meet some famous fuck up. Probably not but you never know. My girlfriend is supportive but actually is worried about me meeting some chick while I’m there.
     
  7. TC

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    Be careful meeting a chick in the rooms. You could be just going through the pink cloud.

    -me dropping recovery lingo
     
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  8. The Real Roy Williams

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    I have no idea what that means but I’m faithful. I’m not gonna have rehab sex, hopefully not..
     
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  9. The Real Roy Williams

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    This place is all well reviewed. I hope they let me watch the playoffs and GOT. I might have to sharpen a pencil just right and fuck someone up. You never know.
     
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  10. dallasdawg

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    there's no denying that its probably stressful as all get out, but they're not going to treat you like a prisoner. they're going to help you get better and the only place it'll feel like a prison is in your head
     
  11. TC

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    From what I heard everyone chiefs coffee and cigs a lot
     
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  12. dallasdawg

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. AlternativeFactsRule

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  14. Tiffin

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  15. Celemo

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    Beaverton or Newberg?
     
  16. Celemo

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  17. Tiffin

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  18. Celemo

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  19. Tiffin

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    Some top shelf landing strips in that issue.
     
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  20. racer

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    Someone explain this to me like I’m 5.
     
  21. Tiffin

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    Myself and user AlternativeFactsRule got likes in the 2017 Random Thoughts Thread from user One of the TWINS on our posts regarding the playboy issue I posted the link to above. The twins gave my uncle the copy that eventually found its way into my hands. Facts posted their names.

    SO it's either one of the twins who googled her name, or a real deep cut troll. Either way I'm interested to see where it goes.
     
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  22. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  24. TC

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    Is there a girl here???

    Hey, hey, talk to me!
     
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  25. teel

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    Imagine how good of a song high and dry would be if anyone other than Radiohead sang it
     
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  26. TC

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    :facepalm:
     
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  27. Tiffin

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    I couldn't help myself.

    Model.JPG
     
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  28. TheFreak55

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    how else would I know how to feel about the couple breaking up before the protagonist finds true love in the rom com
     
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  29. Degausser

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    Oh sweet summer teel
     
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  30. Wallcoq

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    Someone needs an e-hug.
     
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  31. The Real Roy Williams

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    Newberg.
     
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  32. Degausser

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    I have some of the worst farts I've ever had right now. It's pretty awesome. Some real doozies.
     
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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    thoughts and prayers
     
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  34. Nandor The Relentless

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    Last winter when I was basically sick the whole damn time. I went on the Spring Break trip (it was early March so not very Spring-like) with one of the athletic teams and we stopped at an Italian place down in Charlotte for dinner. That day I was pretty gassy due to being sick but up until that point it hadn't been anything bad, and I unleashed a fart so bad it stunk up the whole damn room for that was reserved for us. It was like 60 people in there and it lingered for several minutes, and numerous people made comments about it. It was so bad I thought I had diarrhead my pants a bit so I went to the bathroom after a minute to make sure I didn't have a contribution to make to the shit my pants thread. I don't think I'll ever do something as impressive as that fart ever again in my entire life.
     
  35. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    was it obviously you after you went to the bathroom?
     
  36. Nandor The Relentless

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    Nothing was ever said to me. And it was near the end of the meal so others were also going to the bathroom.
     
  37. Degausser

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    Nice fart, Shawn. Congrats.
     
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  38. Nandor The Relentless

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    Thanks :smug:
     
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  39. Degausser

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    I've blamed a couple on the dogs, but I think the wife is catching on.
     
  40. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
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    Anyone else watch the You vs Wild on Netflix? I keep choosing the dumbest options in attempts to kill/injure Bear Grylls
     
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  41. dallasdawg

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  42. Corky Bucek

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  43. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    max kellerman tried to cover up a fart with a cough

     
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  44. TC

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    ........and yep I stopped reading right here
     
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  45. dallasdawg

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    holy shit
     
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  46. Crepeswithasmile

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    guy must be a HUGE Joffrey fan.
     
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  47. pearl

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    Or Tyrion
     
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  48. TC

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    Between a caffeine consumption topic and a Facebook topic this has pretty much been TC Day on TMB. Throw in a long topic about art, history and famous buildings yesterday and it's a great time to be alive as this poster
     
  49. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Can we keep the Game of Thrones spoilers out of this thread? I haven’t started season 1 yet.
     
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