Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Crepeswithasmile

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    I can't imagine taking so much pride in what a coach accomplished at another school.
     
  2. Tiffin

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    I just drove a Lincoln around southern California as my rental car and I can say, it was very nice and Matthew was right all along.
     
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  3. Tiffin

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    You don't remember bragging about Saban winning a title at LSU??












    Yeah me neither.
     
  4. IanC

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    Did you stare at the dashboard in wonderment with dramatic music in the background?
     
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  5. Tiffin

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    Is there any other way to drive a Lincoln?
     
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  6. righty

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    Showering with a wash cloth is so incredibly inferior to using a loofah in every way possible
     
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  7. Truman

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    What a great midweek sports night. Some good MLB match ups, NHL WCF , NBA ECF, and The Challenge Final.
     
  8. Tiffin

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    I'm a fan of the shower glove.
     
  9. Truman

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    Squeeze body wash in hand. Scrub.
     
  10. righty

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    In my eyes, this is worse than your steak
     
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  11. Truman

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    Why?
     
  12. righty

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    The hand scrub is just all sorts of lacking. Either use too little or too much soap since it doesn't hold (a majority of it just spreads on the first body part you clean), and you don't get an actual scrub. You just have to hope the pressure from your now soapy hand can adequately clean your body.
     
  13. Truman

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    Meh - to ask as if you dont adequately clean your body without a loofa or wash cloth is hyperbole. If you like the luxury of super frothy lather, go for it. I rather just not bother w a perpetually moist, moldy/bacteria breeding apparatus in the bathroom.
     
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  14. Truman

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    But - I think we have another poll for TMB
     
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  15. 941Gator

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    Loofa is obviously the best but I’m sure none of us bother
     
  16. Degausser

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  17. teel

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    This reminded me of how awful Homeland Dana was

     
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  18. teel

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    Which is more likely, Paige is ugly or this ends with a threesome? Not taking murder off the table either.

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  19. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Everyone eventually dies. How many of us have truly ever lived?
     
  20. Arkadin

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    Plot twist, it's a lie she just has a boyfriend so she has the built in excuse
     
  21. Hatfield

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    :itsatrap:
     
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  22. teel

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    Maybe it’s Ethan
     
  23. Emma

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    Fucking heartbreaking

    A father saved his 9 year old son, then went back in to save his two other children, the 3 never made it out

    WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) - A fire that killed a father and two children in Waukesha has been ruled accidental.

    Investigators have concluded the fire on Feb. 19 was the result of "unattended cooking." Thirty-eight-year-old Kevin Duffy grabbed his 9-year-old son and brought him to a neighbor's house before running back into the burning home to save his other two children, 12-year-old Kylie and 14-year-old Kevin Jr. The three never made it out of the house.

    The fire was investigated by federal, state and local officials.
     
  24. beist

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    you can't put a hot loofah on your face and pretend you are Hannibal Lecter.
     
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  25. TC

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    I’m watching #1 and 3. Fuck 2. Wtf is 4
     
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  26. Emma

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    NBA eastern conference finals

    Bucks vs Raptors
     
  27. TC

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    What is The Challenge Final
     
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  28. Emma

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    Evidently I can't read

    It's some TV show
     
  29. Tiffin

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    Reality Tv
     
  30. TC

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    Not a good look Trumy
     
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  31. Truman

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    I know you like to do the " Hey look at how snooty I am, Im too cool to know this very prevelaint pop culture reference" thing. But you know damn well what MTV the Challenge is. Unless you somehow spent your childhood outside fo the USA in the 90s. And even then Im calling bullshit.
     
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  32. TC

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    I quit watching mtv when they stopped making new nirvana videos, pussy
     
  33. Tiffin

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    And it stopped being cool to watch after I turned 15
     
  34. Arkadin

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    I had no idea what the challenge was referring to
     
  35. Truman

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    Youre entitled to this opinion. However to feign ignorance of it... pffffft.
     
  36. Degausser

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    I feel like a lot of people wouldn't know what the challenge is. I wouldn't if I hadn't wandered into the thread on here before.
     
  37. Tiffin

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    To be fair, some people may recall it's original name The Real World/Road Rules Challenge.
     
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  38. Arkadin

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    Yeah I would recognize that. I was assuming the challenge was some Network tv Japanese competition or some shit
     
  39. AlternativeFactsRule

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    If you had called it the Real World/Road Rules Challenge I would have known what the fuck you were talking about.
     
  40. MK 3rds

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    They're no longer stocking energy drinks in our break room because they're unhealthy, but the entire fridge is stocked with soda and the snack shelf is all cookies chips and candy. I am a confused
     
  41. Tiffin

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    I assume they don't call it that because those shows don't exist anymore, but I'm not up to date on my MTV programming since Carson left TRL.
     
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  42. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Energy drinks have the unfortunate combination of being both unhealthy and awful tasting. Those other things are delicious.
     
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  43. MK 3rds

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    You can have my monster peach tea when you take it from my cold dead hands.
     
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  44. Arkadin

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    They just took it from you... Are you dead? Is this a ghost story?
     
  45. MK 3rds

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    I'm def dead inside. I ended up walking across the base to the BX to get one. But I'm pretty sure denying a member of the US military an energy drink is treason
     
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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    I dunno about anyone else, but my wash cloth dries off during the course of the day

    and I had no idea what The Challenge Final was. I thought it was some MMA tournament or something
     
  47. TC

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    I’m watching professional pencil fighting
     
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  48. Arkadin

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    Who's winning