Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    How often do you wash your loofa?
     
  2. Kevintensity

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    I had figured the challenge was MTV related.
    Is the real world show still a thing?
     
  3. racer

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    They replaced our propel with Canada Dry flavored sparkling water recently for ‘health reasons’. The coke, sprite, Dr Pepper, diet mt dew, Chex mix, and Cheetos remain.
     
  4. Sparkling water is ass
     
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  5. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
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    I was unaware that anyone out of high school watched MTV
     
  6. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
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    Is Room Raiders still a thing? Next?
     
  7. DetroitNole

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    In my group of friends and co workers, a lot of the wives/girlfriends still watch the teen mom shit, and we all like 30 now.
     
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  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    That challenge show could easily be on NBC, etc. Not to insinuate it isn’t trash tv, but it is better than survivor. That’s the only thing anyone watches on mtv imo.
     
  9. teel

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    Is Jenna Compono still on the challenge because that might bring me back
     
  10. Truman

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    she is
     
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  11. Gin Buckets

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    What movies come to mind immediately when someone asks you for a feel good movie?

    First 3 that come to mine are:

    1. McFarland, USA
    2. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
    3. Real Steel

    Someone asked on Facebook, so I tried to give movies that they might not have seen.
     
  12. TC

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    1. Human Centipede
    2. Dear Zachary
     
  13. Gin Buckets

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    3. Old Boy
    4. Requiem for a Dream
     
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  14. Truman

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    Real Steel? Isnt that the rockem sockem robots movie? lol
     
    #20614 Truman, May 16, 2019 at 11:02 AM
    Last edited: May 16, 2019 at 1:40 PM
  15. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Be very careful, we have many big Real Steel fans on here.
     
  16. Gin Buckets

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    Yep. Edited that one in. Not sure why, but I reallllly like that movie. I'd also add in Eddie the Eagle, though I like the other 3 better.

    Also, Iron Will and Logan Lucky.
     
  17. MA

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    There are three urinals, separated by dividers. The left and middle are regular height, and the right one is low height.

    If someone is at the left urinal, do you go to the middle regular height one, or the right low height one?
     
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  18. TC

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    Form a line behind left one. Stand close enough for them to feel your hot breath on their neck
     
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  19. Truman

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    That movie is a rip off of Over the Top.
     
  20. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Why would you go to the middle?
     
  21. Gin Buckets

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    ish. Though, I really liked that one when I was younger as well.

    Have you seen Real Steel?
     
  22. Truman

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    Yes, I watched it once. It was not a good film.
     
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  23. Gin Buckets

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    What can I say, I'm a sucker for underdog movies.
     
  24. Baron

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    Neither, go to the stall and piss.
     
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  25. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    there’s literally nothing wrong with pissing in the low urinal
     
  26. Truman

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    Unless youre a tall fella w an extra medium dick like myself. Then you run the risk of splash back and depending on how low the kiddie urinal is, Im peeing in the middle one.

    If someone gets weirded out because youre pissing next to them w for 30 seconds, thats on them.
     
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  27. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Extra room so my dick doesn’t touch porcelain
     
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  28. dallasdawg

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    i’m average height with extra average dick so i don’t really have any issues. can see how being tall might not be fun but everyone gets a little splash no matter what
     
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  29. racer

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    I go stall if there aren’t dividers no matter how occupied it is.
     
  30. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I pee in the sink.
     
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  31. Degausser

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    I wear a diaper
     
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  32. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    is that you John B. McLemore(S-Town guy)
     
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  33. Truman

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    So do I, then use the diaper as a loofah
     
  34. Degausser

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    Heady play
     
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  35. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Aka "overflow urinals"
     
  36. Truman

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    it's actually kind of shitty
     
  37. dallasdawg

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    power move
     
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  38. racer

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    It’s the Tuesday after Swipe Right Saturday Night
     
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  39. Fecta23

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    Teen Mom is good TV.
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    My parents have a wash tub sink in their basement laundry room that I pee in when I'm staying there and too lazy to go up to a real bathroom

    :yousoricky:
     
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  41. dahldennsull

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    :iseeu:
     
  42. teel

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    Sometimes I wonder if parents know these 20 something teachers are snap chatting their psychopath kids to their friends and it makes me laugh
     
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  43. PCH

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    Don't drink and drive!



    Buddy leaves behind a family he always wanted. Great career. Worked his ass off . Two year old son.



    Absolutely terrible news
     
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  44. El_Pato

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    This graphic made me chuckle

     
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  45. Can we get a dark theme for the board that isn't almost entirely black? Perhaps a dark gray or something?

    devine
     
  46. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    No
     
  47. Wow. I thought you loved me? lol
     
  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Times change and so do people
     
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  49. TMB is a fickle mistress.