Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Nandor The Relentless

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  2. racer

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    I bet you like football helmets with a picture of a football on them.
     
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  3. Nandor The Relentless

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    Well is it a neat looking football?
     
  4. Toast

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    Bleh to road construction.
     
  5. teel

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    This is going to be a great country once they’re done building it
     
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  6. Wu

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    TMB is just going to sue Shawn for royalties in about 15 years
     
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  7. dump

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  8. Emma

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    Glass is a dogshit movie
     
  9. Celemo

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    Watched the tail end of Ready Player One and I still can’t explain the part where Sorrento shows up at The Stacks where the mob rolls up on him to protect Wade. Sorrento flashes 1 pistol, crowd neutralized

    I also watched the LaDanian Tomlinson: A Football Life on NFLN...two things
    1) I forgot about his last years with the Jets
    2) I took LT for granted, he was sooo good
     
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  10. Celemo

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    M. Night :shocker: ...duhdoy
     
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  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Split was actually pretty good :twocents:
     
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  12. Daddy Rabbit

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  13. ANTWONE

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    In-n-out is so overrated - worst fries in the fast food game
     
  14. dallasdawg

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    so instead you used the most generic clip art of instruments you could find?
     
  15. Nandor The Relentless

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    It's not clip art. I took actual instruments and converted them to that black and white.
     
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  16. bigred77

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    That's just white
     
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  17. dallasdawg

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    clip art is clip art, whether you made it yourself or not
     
  18. Nandor The Relentless

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    Another version is black though.
     
  19. Gin Buckets

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    I don't really understand what this is about, but it feels like McConaughey is trying for a weird middle ground between Hunter S Thompson and The Dude from Big Lebowski.

     
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  20. bigred77

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    That's pretty much exactly every character he has ever played
     
  21. Gin Buckets

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    Wonder if he drives a Lincoln in the movie.
     
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  22. racer

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    He probably operates a surf shop out of his Lincoln
     
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  23. Gin Buckets

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    Thanks for the reminder. In honor of forgotten movies of the 90s last week, I think I'll move to forgotten awesome movies of the 2000s this week and watch Lords of Dogtown at work today if I get the time.

    Edit: Fuck, wrong movie. Right after I clicked post, I remembered it was Heath Ledger in LoDT
     
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  24. dallasdawg

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    i wish i could watch movies at work all day
     
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  25. cutig

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    Who the fuck can watch movies at work
     
  26. spagett

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    When you open the door after taking a dump at work to find the cleaning ladies waiting for you <<<<<<<<<<
     
  27. Gin Buckets

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    :awesomeface:

    Honestly, if you're working on a weekly report or anything that doesn't take a ton of thought, why shouldn't you be able to? As long as your work doesn't suffer, there's no reason not to allow it. I think it's important to have 2 or more monitors, but otherwise it's no different than listening to talk radio or a podcast at work. (Movies like Castaway, or heavy action movies don't really work -- I've tried. Has to be dialogue driven to where you can watch, but don't need to be glued to the screen to enjoy/follow.)
     
  28. dallasdawg

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    me on the way out of the office bathroom after a solid poop sesh

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  29. Truman

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    Made coconut curry chicken for dinner last night. It was really good and I'll make it again.

    In an extreme bout of laziness, I had cold leftover coconut curry chicken for breakfast. It was not great, bob
     
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  30. Wu

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    A few years ago, I watched a vast majority of Breaking Bad by streaming on my phone at work.
     
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  31. Barves2125

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    :gross: I mean, what did you expect?
     
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  32. Truman

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  33. spagett

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    I feel like this type of poop confidence is only achieved when you're married with kids.
     
  34. Wu

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    The milkshake poop I unleashed on the office bathroom this morning was borderline seismic activity
     
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  35. Gin Buckets

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    Just finished "Life Like" with Addison Timlin and some other kind of famous people. Worst movie I've seen in years. Hated literally every minute, so it took my like 7-8 sittings to finally finish it, but I did.
     
  36. racer

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    I update my work password by changing the special character at the end to the next number down the line. Had to change it and went with the & today and it was a huge mistake. It’s just on the outer edge of my left hand shift range.
     
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  37. Fabulousthundercock

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    Agreed on the fries but where are you getting a better double burger for $4.30?
     
  38. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Milo’s
     
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  39. Crepeswithasmile

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  40. racer

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  41. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Hell no
     
  42. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    #BarAndGrill is the GOAT burger place, but it doesn’t meet the price point requested.
     
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  43. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    It does if you follow my lead and take advantage of the great deal of the year
     
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  44. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Quite honestly, I’d feel bad accepting their masterfully crafted product as such a low price.
     
  45. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Our company is having an outside ‘picnic’ with some updates from our CEO and food trucks and the whole thing for our Portland offices this afternoon.

    It’s going to be 98 degrees and it’s humid for Portland this time of year.

    A) fuck climate change
    B) I want to die
     
  46. dallasdawg

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    wendy’s
    sonic
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    jack in the box
     
  47. Celemo

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    started laughing as soon as I read Outdoor Picnic
     
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  48. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    All the French bulldog hashtags have me triggered.
     
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  49. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    I’ll just pay $2 more and get a superior product at Shake Shack