Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Arkadin

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    What if we're not all rich like that
     
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  2. Crepeswithasmile

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    that's obviously not a french, but pretty much all frenchies are annoying little dicks, so maybe that's what they were going for there.
     
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  3. Fabulousthundercock

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    This is simply preposterous
     
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  4. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    It was like 83 at 10am :laugh:
     
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  5. ANTWONE

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    Sucks to suck
     
  6. Arkadin

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    Just kidding I cant imagine being so poor I ate fast food burgers
     
  7. Truman

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    I dont eat fast food, outside of Roti, if that counts.

    Every time I do, I get the shits instantly.
     
  8. Nandor the Relentless

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    And they approved all three color ways so suck my balls bitch.
     
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  9. Nandor the Relentless

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    But have you tried saving one for later and reheating it in the oven or microwave?
     
  10. Arkadin

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    Yes Shawn I routinely save something I don't have for later
     
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  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    Apparently you are not familiar with the history behind that joke.
     
  12. teel

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    I saw a car being driven into a dealership showroom and then spun around on the lazy susan type thing for display today. Exciting Wednesday.
     
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  13. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Is it really a joke when you're just referring to how you would reheat food from burger king?
     
  14. Nandor the Relentless

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    It's a joke if I am poking fun at myself.
     
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  15. Nandor the Relentless

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    I'll be waiting for the biopic on this day in the life of teel
     
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  16. teel

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    I thought to myself “cool”

    And then continued on with my day
     
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  17. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    what does that have anything to do with what i said
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Boom’s kids, my godchildren, have requested that we get this for him, lock him in, and throw away the key.

     
  19. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    My password for my Boom account isn’t working but I can assure you when it does I will be replying to this.
     
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  20. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Troutdale will have its highest overnight low in their history.

    It’s not even the middle of fucking June.
     
  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Think I might have a kidney stone(s). Please just kill me now if so.
     
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  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    I had barely pressed "post reply" on this post and dump had already liked it :laugh:
     
  23. Cuckbo Fisher

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    as someone who has had kidney stones you would fucking know if you had them
     
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  24. Nandor the Relentless

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    This back/side pain is not fun
     
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  25. Cuckbo Fisher

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    have you vomited yet
     
  26. Nandor the Relentless

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    No but it just started tonight.
     
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  27. Nandor the Relentless

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    I have felt a little nauseous though. Not to the point where I felt vomiting would be inevitable, however.
     
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  28. Nandor the Relentless

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    Good thing I don't really give a shit about hockey because this Bruins game 7 performance would probably spur on the vomiting.
     
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  29. CF3234

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  30. TheFreak55

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    Benny Pinstripes the Third was not a dick
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    jk he was a huge prick
     
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  31. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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    Oregon is having hot weather while South Carolina was below average cool the last 2 days. Crazy.
     
  32. 941Gator

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    stumbled upon world's strongest..... believe that is Thor/Mountain

    [​IMG]
     
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  33. dallasdawg

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    the low today in dallas was 64

    normal low for june is like 78
     
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  34. Tobias

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    it was chilly last night in wnc. needed a light jacket
     
  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    Going to be 111 today.
     
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  36. cdaysker

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    Have to go to my wife's work party tomorrow, and the dress attire is "cocktail casual". What the hell does that mean?
     
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  37. TC

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    wes tegg
     
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  38. Arkadin

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  39. Lyrtch

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    Even though casual cocktail attire is the most laid-back out of all the formal wear options, you shouldn't under any circumstances opt for denim, shorts, or sneakers. If you're struggling to find something suitable to wear, consider the following factors:

    • Time of day - Choose bright colors and prints to suit daytime events, and then more muted tones and patterns for evening affairs.
    • Weather - Summer attire is going to differ substantially from winter functions due to the necessity of layers. Opt for smart sweaters worn over a button-down shirt in a solid hue during cold temperatures or a linen jacket for when it heats up.
    • Seasonal trends - One way to be the talk of the event is to tap into the latest fashion trends. If you're heading to a summer wedding and stripes are a huge seasonal trend, grab a fresh-looking white and coral striped blazer and team it with coral-hued chinos to stand out for all the right reasons.
     
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  40. wes tegg

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    Shit like that is incredibly annoying. Cocktail and casual mean distinctly different things. I’d assume they mean for an in-between of the two, but that’s still unclear. I’d probably just wear an open collar, slacks, and a light blazer or sport coat.
     
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  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    you do not need a jacket.
     
  42. NP13

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    I just threw up reading the seasonal trends
     
  43. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Top hat, monocle, and bow tie. And absolutely nothing else.
     
  44. marcus

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    Socks
     
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  45. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I think that depends on if it’s an indoor or outdoor function.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    On your dick. Dick socks.
     
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  47. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Common misconception, but this is actually “cocktail dressy casual.”
     
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  48. Bo Pelinis

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    Only if they're dressy socks. Can't be a heathen and use a tube sock.
     
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  49. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Only if you have the mini garter straps that hold them up.
     
  50. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    And a ball lifter zach Smith
     
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