Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Look at this ageist.
     
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  2. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Hey there all you cool cats and kittens
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    No
     
  3. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    this is a neat story

     
  4. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    yikes
     
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  5. Truman

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    You should have drove to the game.
     
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  6. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    Not worth the DUI risk
     
  7. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    It’s designed to take the revenuest route.
     
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  8. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    they're probably good drivers too considering everything i've heard/read/seen about india's roads is that they are terrifying
     
  9. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Or terrible drivers because Indias roads are terrifying
     
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  10. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    My wife always thinks she knows faster routes than gps too
    She is late literally everywhere
     
  11. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I will take a slightly longer route anywhere if it means I do not have to white-knuckle drive in stop and go traffic with people on their cell phones. Especially if it is an interstate.

    But I do so knowing it will take longer but in attempt to get a little quality of life back.
     
  12. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Known Member
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    Samesies. I much prefer stress free driving that takes a little longer to get me somewhere.
     
  13. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    I refuse to take I-35 to Austin/Hill Country. There’s a reason God put Hwy 281 where He did
     
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  14. a.tramp

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    So much this.
     
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  15. bigred77

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    The line at the light in Hamilton can get a little long
     
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  16. a.tramp

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    Worth it.
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Just the chance to stop at Billy the Kids' grave is worth it
     
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  18. TC

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    Same, except I will walk instead of drive for the same reasons. Hate car culture
     
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  19. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Yup. Do it every day now.
     
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  20. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I almost lost it on an old man taking me to the airport once. Fucker drove 50 on the highway the entire way there
     
  21. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    I hate when they try to be slick about going a random direction.
     
  22. TC

    TC Show me your portfolio, pussy
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    Are y'all the people that keep your phone out the whole time and monitor where they're going on the map
     
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  23. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    I had an old man Uber driver who spoke imperfect English yell at me for directions once. Had to run the shit myself and keep telling him where to go.
     
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  24. a.tramp

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    No, I just pull over on occasion, park, and retrieve it from my briefcase or suitcase to reorient myself. Then I pack it away again and get back on the road.
     
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  25. IvanTheTerrible

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    They usually have their phone on the windshield or dashboard. Also, if I'm in a place like New Orleans or Baton Rouge. I can typically tell when you are driving 15-20 mins out of the way for no reason whatsoever.
     
  26. IvanTheTerrible

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  27. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Left my first professional job yesterday - weird feeling
     
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  28. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    Meetings in Seattle ended a day early, so everyone else flew home early but my wife is flying up for the weekend. Already went for a run in glorious weather, had two espressos from the local bikini girl, had a bacon and oyster frittata at 13 Coins, and going to chill a bit at Angle Lake before swapping the work rental car for a Wrangler and picking the wife up from the airport.

    Unexpected alone time is the best
     
  29. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    I’ll be spending a lot of time in Seattle over the next 6 months and so excited to take advantage of their summer
     
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  30. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    I spend a great deal of time here and it’s my favorite place on earth. Don’t ask me why I haven’t packed it all in and moved here yet because I have no answer.
     
  31. Oranjello

    Oranjello Well-Known Member
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    First real job I ever quit I ended up leaving the office around noon on a Wednesday. All friends were busy, so I bought a nice steak and some fancy beers, gorged, and then took a nap until people got off work. Was a great day and I highly recommend it.
     
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  32. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    can’t get enough of that mid cities life
     
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  33. TC

    TC Show me your portfolio, pussy
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    Haha, forgot about this gif
     
  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    back when people were going out on a Wednesday.
     
  35. Oranjello

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    I still go to dinner and have drinks on Wednesdays?
     
  36. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    im jelly.
     
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  37. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint Drunk as an uncle in a Walmart parking lot
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    Best part of traveling for work. I don't do it much and I'm sure as hell not sitting in the hotel all night so I always make a point to find some nice places for dinner and breweries or bars to check out.
     
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  38. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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  39. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    you would miss a.tramp ’s meat and me
     
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  40. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    1. Seattle
    2. eastern Tarrant County, TX
    3. Soça Valley, Slovenia
    btw I pulled an audible and went to Seahurst Park
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  41. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Had meetings scheduled from 10am to 5pm when I showed up. Started cancelling them 1 by 1 with excuses about meetings with other people. Went for a nice 1.5hr lunch with so of my teammates and downed a couple bottles of sake.
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    If you haven't been watching How to Drink on Youtube you probably should be.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    You aren’t the boss of me, Bo!
     
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  44. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Don't lie to the people get back to work
     
  45. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    :logs on to Glassdoor and leaves terrible review:

    Right away, sir.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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  47. BamaNug

    BamaNug Quentin Quarantino
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    The winters are long and shitty.

    But for a 3-4 month period, from July until about mid-October, I'd put it up against almost anywhere in the world. PNW summers are fucking spectacular.
     
  48. BamaNug

    BamaNug Quentin Quarantino
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    Have a group of 8 hiking to Snow Lake tomorrow. Bringing two inflatable SUPs, some floaties, too much beer, and food. Just chilling at an Alpine lake about 45 min east of the city.

    From 2 years ago, but haven't been back since. Super pumped.
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  49. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    How cold is that water?
     
  50. BamaNug

    BamaNug Quentin Quarantino
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    Fucking freezing, probably around 40 degrees. But it feels incredible to dive in after hiking up.
     
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