Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. racer

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    Spirit is trash for trash people who think going to Orlando is the trip of a lifetime.

    Yesterday was good. Got weird at the end.

    It’s like there is a bet among movie producers as to who can make the best movie involving a musical act from 40+ years ago. Queen, Elton John, Beatles, Springsteen, probably at least one more recently that I missed.
     
  2. racer

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  3. pearl

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  4. Lenin

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    I feel like “I’ll make a man out of you” is almost as un-PC as dippity doo da song is right now
     
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  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    I feel like this rumor has come out about almost all of the live action Disney movies and then they have almost all of the original songs
     
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  7. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Holy shit Jack Cuddy spewed some serious ignorance in that piece.
     
  8. CF3234

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    I’ll take his body over mine for the next 40-50 years. My god.
     
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  9. Bo Pelinis

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    This is very enjoyable and there are a lot of these types of vids on YT

     
  10. Truman

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  11. Popovio

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    I'm at the dentist, and John C. Reilly just walked in. I'm the only other person in the lobby.
     
  12. Truman

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    Hope you become best friends
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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  14. Popovio

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    He rejected my sexual advances.
     
  15. Truman

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  16. daddy fat sacks

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    Essence festival is this weekend. Black women are sexy.
     
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  17. pearl

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  18. Lyrtch

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    prepared for the takes

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  19. Lenin

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  20. Celemo

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    Mrs. Celemo got rear-ended tonight by a woman who didn’t speak English and doesn’t have a driver’s license, no insurance and was driving a car she doesn’t own. The driver’s son asked my wife if it would be cool if they said the owner of the car (who showed up on the scene before the cops) was the one driving. The wife said no, cops show up and hi-jinx ensue.
     
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  21. Tex

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  22. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    Mrs. Celemo Sends Family to Concentration Camp
     
  23. Celemo

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  24. Celemo

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    Have been doing a Star Wars rewatch with the kids. Currently watching A New Hope

    Meatball: wait...how does Obi Wan not recognize R2-D2
    Kendall: or C3-P0, this is bull crap

    Me: ((I have no answers)) uh....
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

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    Wait until Luke kisses his sister
     
  26. TheFreak55

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  27. pearl

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  28. lechnerd

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  29. Boo MFer!

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  30. lechnerd

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    I think you are like the 5th person to tag me on this.
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    :bro:
     
  32. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Called the vape shop to check their hours and see if they had cbd dog treats. They had them and said they were open until 7. Get there 30 minutes later and they closed. Why even tell me you're open until 7 twat waffles
     
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  33. TheFreak55

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    She needs to be beaten by Rose McManus
     
  34. Fabulousthundercock

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    If you called me a twat waffle I don't think I'd really take offense to it tbh
     
  35. You

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    Sorry for not responding, I don’t go in this thread too often. She’s actually from Panama. Once we get married and file for adjustment of status, she’ll have to wait several months for her Employment Authorization Document. After that, she’ll be on her way to an LPR card and employment. We kinda just need to figure out where we want to end up after that.
     
  36. You

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    So what happened?
     
  37. devine

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    This is your best post ever dump
     
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  38. MA

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    Supposed to work from home, but left my laptop charger at the office, half an hour away.

    Going to walk over to our office here in downtown, hopefully they have one.
     
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  39. Truman

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    Hey southerners...

    Is putting peanuts in a bottle of coke really a thing?
     
  40. TC

    TC Show me your portfolio, pussy
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    It was, for like our grandpas. I believe they'd tell you a RC Cola was preferable
     
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  41. REGGNECK

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  42. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    My dad asked me if we did that as kids like last year. Maybe once but I don't remember it, so it wasn't really a thing. I asked my friends about it then and none of them had been aware of it.
     
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  43. Ray McKigney

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    I never did it, but growing up when my dad and I would go to a baseball game, a couple of his peanut shells would end up in a Coke and it was pretty good imo.
     
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  44. Truman

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    It’s not the grossest thing I’ve heard of. I get the concept of salty/ sweet combo. Just sounds like a weird thing that someone thinks of doing while high AF at 7-11.

    Like Fritos pie in the bad which looks/ sounds disgusting.
     
  45. Tiffin

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  46. Bo Pelinis

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    That's an unbelievable amount of land under water. It probably doesn't help that most of the states upstream have gotten record snowfall and rainfall in the last 6-8 months. Where is the water supposed to go?
     
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  47. jbr

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    Those July 5th post bbq beer shits

    :ahh:

    The 12 hour itch that follows

    :gross:
     
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  48. TheFreak55

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    learn how to wipe or shower
     
  49. Celemo

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    -wife gets rear-ended forcing her to hit the car in front of her
    -driver of car my wife hit was like 16, her mom shows up and starts in on my wife
    -my wife explains it wasn't her fault, mom calms down a little
    -passenger of car that hit my wife is refuting the cop's claim that they were at fault
    -half the people on the scene didn't speak English, cop doesn't speak Spanish
    -aforementioned passenger starts claiming the cop is racist, cop is not amused
    -backup cop shows up for traffic detail and starts yelling at motorists who aren't following his instructions
    -mom of driver who the wife hit, starts in on the people that hit my wife
    -cop separates them, we all went our separate ways after all the info was exchanged and pictures taken
     
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  50. Pelican

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    Usually when I work from the library there’s a bunch of people trying to discreetly look at porn. Today we have this guy who is like eight feet from me.

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