Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. devine

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    I’m here again
     
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  2. The Banks

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    List off what all you have done
     
  3. devine

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    1) ate Taco Bell
    2) walked past mounds of trash
    3) had Taco Bell
    4) ate pizza
    5) bought a homeless guy an iced coffee
    6) Taco Bell again
    7) plugged my nose while walking past mounds of trash
     
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  4. The Banks

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    Should probably leave Staten Island
     
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  5. devine

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    Gladly!
     
  6. devine

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  7. a.tramp

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    This seems like a bit of Sunday scaries
     
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  8. devine

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    Yes
     
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  9. devine

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    Feeling bad about the mean things I said about NYC

    I still love Fancy
     
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  10. devine

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    I’m at the airport and they can’t serve alcohol till noon. What in the wide world of sports. It’s 2019
     
  11. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Did you do anything I suggested or just Taco Bell three times
     
  12. devine

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    Yes
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Weird, I could have sworn this was America!
     
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  14. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint Drunk as an uncle in a Walmart parking lot
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    Yep, ridiculous old blue law still on the books. They have an exception for restaurants serving brunch though and they can start at 10.
     
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  15. Arkadin

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    One of my friends had an inflatable obstacle course/water slide thing in his back yard yesterday. Spent the day running flip cup relay races

    I feel like I did a million pull ups and someone took a bat to my quads
     
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  16. pearl

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    DOMS that bad huh?
     
  17. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Just passed a domino's with outdoor seating in Canton, TX. that's a first.
     
  18. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    And definitely just saw some woman in her Sunday best mowing the lawn. Riding mower, at least.
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    When I eat me shitty pizza, I want to make sure I do it among mosquitos the size of birds in 100 degree weather with 90% humidity.
     
  20. Daddy Rabbit

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    Anyone know what Bleacher Report tweeted that caused a stir and since deleted?

    Jack Parkman
     
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  21. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    And now I just passed camels and zebras. And they had a sign for hybrid wolf dogs.

    Fucking Texas.
     
  22. Tiffin

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    Check the women's world cup final thread pg 3.
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    fyp
     
  24. Tiffin

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    Meh. You all look alike.
     
  25. a.tramp

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    That’s what your mom says about my penis
     
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  26. Tiffin

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    Same.

    :deerstandnotkneel:
     
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  27. dallasdawg

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    i know where you are
     
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  28. Corky Bucek

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    This chick popped up on my IG feed with a sponsored post. That’s her husband and so much else going on. Wtf.

     
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  29. racer

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    Did they tweet something like “yeah, we won. BFD. It’s like putting a bunch of kindergarteners out there against professionals. What did you expect?”
     
  30. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    That’s Thufir Hawat from David Lynch’s Dune.
     
  31. Houndster

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    I did that last week and I chafed the shit out of my balls. Thought they were going to fall off the next morning.
     
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  32. Nandor the Relentless

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    Trying to get a refund from an App Store purchase for an app that doesn't even work on my iPad has proven to be quite the chore.
     
  33. 941Gator

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  34. Tiffin

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    :peekaboo:

    :ohdear:
     
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  35. Corky Bucek

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    So earlier I went to a bar to watch the USWNT WC final with my buddies. There was an older mentally challenged guy there with his family watching the game wearing this shirt and it was awesome.

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  36. Tiffin

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  37. Nandor the Relentless

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    After being denied originally and bitching about it for 20 minutes, explaining how an app crashing on startup pretty clearly fits into their refund guidelines of failing to deliver content, they finally transferred me to a senior advisor who processed it without any fuss.

    This experience definitely going to make me think twice before I ever buy another app.
     
  38. Corky Bucek

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    Congrats and have a blessed day.
     
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  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    Thank you sir for your thoughtful words in these trying times.
     
  40. THEBLUERAIDER

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    How much did the app cost?
     
  41. Nandor the Relentless

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    $4.99
     
  42. TheFreak55

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    take it to the post a picture of your purchase thread
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  43. Cheshire Bridge

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    Lol
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    My favorite Pillsbury Throwboy move is when he posts some incredibly boring story/anecdote, to which no one replies, yet he feels the need to quote his own post and leave a follow-up.
     
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  45. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Seems like a lot of hassle for $5
     
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  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    It's the principle of the matter.
     
  47. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    do you not know shawn hunter?
     
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  48. pearl

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  49. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Hey there all you cool cats and kittens
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    Saw a guy walking with a jersey style t-shirt with the front an eagle logo and the team name/city of Freedom with the back having the name Amendment and the number 2
     
  50. devine

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    I lowkey enjoy scrolling my Venmo feed
     
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