Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    bro you don't understand the satire bro
     
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  2. PCH

    PCH 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    During WWII, an American airplane crashed near the Japanese island of Chichijima. There were nine servicemen on board. One was rescued by an American submarine. The other eight were taken in by the Japanese. Don't want to go into all the details, but through some time and events, the Japanese ended up EATING those servicemen. But that's not the weird part.

    The one serviceman who was rescued? That was George H. W. Bush.

    Google "Chichijima incident" for more details if you'd like.




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  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Like I said I choose to ignore it
     
  4. bigred77

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    Possibly the greatest city name in history
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  6. Toast

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    How's everyone doing tonight?
     
  7. Corky Bucek

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    A toast post itt that’s not a YouTube 1980s commercial :warn:
     
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  8. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I went to bingo and won 2 tickets to see Little Big Town. Thankfully some 16 year old girl was willing to trade for a Widespread Panic ticket.
     
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  9. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    give me little big town
     
  10. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    You can have em, pal.
     
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  11. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Pulled the trigger. Outside pretty much everywhere and at work I’m hitting 50mbps. Inside the house sucks. For nearly $110/mo savings for 2 lines I’ll use WiFi at home for now.
     
  12. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i have a phone interview in 1.5 hours for a promotion. hope it goes well. may celebrate at the b&g if it does
     
  13. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Good luck.
     
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  14. Tobias

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    thank you

    gf has a job in winston and now i need one too. would be a lot of stress off my back if it works out
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    devine I didn't know you live in winston
     
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  16. Tobias

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    bc gay lol
     
  17. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    lol we have fun here
     
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  18. TC

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    Good luck Toby
     
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  19. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    imagine walking into work on a monday and all of a sudden you see me as mr manager

    would quit on the spot
     
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  20. TC

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    "That's all right, that's ok, you will call me boss one day!"

    -what Vandy chanted when we beat them
     
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  21. Tobias

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    despicable poor shaming Cornelius Suttree
     
  22. Probably kill myself on the spot. You hiring?
     
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  23. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    I initially read it as for 1.5 hours and thought nah I don’t want a promo that bad
     
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  24. Tobias

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    yes the ceo doesnt know it yet but i am planning a complete overhaul of company branding and you're the man for the job
     
  25. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    what do you do?
     
  26. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    if you get a new job, i think a personalized new license plate would also be appropriate.
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  27. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Leaving Ash?
     
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  28. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i work in purchasing

    yeah. will only be 2 hours down 40 away from asheville, an hour from charlotte and 1.5 hours from raleigh so nice central location
     
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  29. JeremyLambsFace

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    Nothing
     
  30. Tobias

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    quite literally i am paid to post on tmb this is accurate
     
  31. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    GoodForAnother I never noticed how sub-par (not bolded or highlighted) the forum looks for guests. I guess that is intentional.

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  32. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    logged in:

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  33. Tobias

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    interview went well

    one minor hiccup:

    2 years ago i accepted a position at a local plant. like 4 hours later i was offered my position in asheville. called the site manager back and told him i would have to rescind.

    said guy is now the hiring manager. don't think he would hold that against me or even remember. other than that it went well. should advance to the next round
     
  34. Tobias

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    also the position is currently filled by my former coworker in charlotte. he was even slacker than me but was buddy buddy with the area manager so got a promotion. my old manager openly talked to me about how much he hated said guy and how much he wanted to fire him.

    if he can do it anyone can
     
  35. TC

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    Sounds like "purchasing" in NC is a small world!
     
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  36. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    what do you purchase?
     
  37. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
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  38. Tobias

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    likes on tmb
     
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  39. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    He’s a city fan, so whatever he wants
     
  40. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Nothing
     
  41. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Toby - did u buy ur own bandwagon?
     
  42. Tobias

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    i only bought the 2019 fa cup and 2016 league cup.
     
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  43. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Good to hear. I assume moderation is a good trait for purchasers. Purchasing? idk
     
  44. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    shopping betch is the preferred nomenclature
     
  45. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    In all actuality Tobias is the office coordinator and purchases the coffe and belvitas.
     
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  46. TC

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    Tobias! The coffeepot's empty in the break room, bitch!
     
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  47. Tobias

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    we dont have a break room, idiot
     
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  48. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Oh man, you have to bring the coffee to everyone's desk?
     
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  49. Tobias

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    everyone sits on my lap
     
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