Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Pharm

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    I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

     
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  2. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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  3. Baron

    Baron gold chain gang
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  4. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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  5. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  6. Toast

    Toast Doowutchyalike
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    How's everyone doing tonight?
     
  7. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Another day
    Another dollar
     
  8. Truman

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  9. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    mammoths, direwolves, what’s next??
     
  10. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Achilles insertional tendinitis?
     
  11. jonbenetramsey

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    First year with no fantasy football in probably 20+ years. I just don’t keep up anymore so it was like throwing money away.

    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  12. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    No one cares about your non existent fantasy team.
     
  13. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    I got engaged in January. Wedding has been set for November. We’ve been planning on having a small wedding with mostly family and very close friends. The amount of unwanted input and opinions (mostly from my future MIL) about the wedding has already completely ruined it for us (not to mention the outrageous cost of anything wedding related). We’re canceling everything and eloping now. I wish we would have just done it from the start.
     
  14. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    What’s your number for small wedding?

    We had like 120 guests and 3 bridal party members on each side. That was kind of pushing the edge of family and people we aquatinted with at the time. Aka a big wedding for us.
     
  15. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I've started a guest list of people that absolutely have to be included and we're currently at 42 adults and 10 kids. I'm thinking about doing a smaller ceremony and then at a later date do a hometown reception for the larger group of people
     
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  16. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Truman

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    I work w this woman who overshares everything. She’s 43, been divorced 3x.

    This morning she was talking about her therapy sessions. She’s pretty self deprecating about her failed marriages. Jokes about them often. It’s clearly a defense mechanism. She said her therapist said she needs to start describing her self as a “love optimist” instead of the jokes about herself.

    :laugh:

    I’m all for therapy. More people need to go. But that’s hilarious to me. Love optimist.
     
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  18. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    I will never understand some of my co-workers who come to work like an hour before their shift starts and just hang out until it's time to clock in
     
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  19. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    No one cares how little you care about other people's fantasy teams
     
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  20. dump

    dump HORNS DOWN
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    maybe they just love their coworkers and jobs and hate their family
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    So no invites for the gout 12

    Damn
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    They hate their families
     
  23. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I can be bought
     
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Currently chatting with Bose customer service. One headphone significantly dropped in volume and they want me to send mine in and give them 10 business days from arrival to ship a replacement. They suck.
     
  25. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  26. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    The people who live above me are going back to China for a couple months and they just asked me if I'll move their car for street cleaning while they're gone

    That's some serious pressure because street cleaning tickets are no joke
     
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  27. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Knock on wood if you are with me
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    Hard pass
     
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    What are you getting out of it?
     
  29. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Improved parallel parking skills and probably some goodwill from my landlord as they're in close contact with that family
     
  30. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Did he skip the front windshield?

    Because that shit is impossible to clean. I always think I do a good job til the sun hits it just right and exposes streak marks fucking everywhere.
     
  31. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Just tell them yes, but you're probably going to let them down

    Set the bar low
     
  32. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    try and score some edibles too
     
  33. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I wish iphone had a feature to pre-schedule a text message. I'd like to send someone a text at 4:30 but I'm sure I'll forget by 4:30 and would rather just type the text now and hit 'send at 4:30' oppose to setting an alert for myself.
     
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  35. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  36. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  37. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    listen guy if you think i researched anymore than c/p the first link, you really are sorely mistaken
     
  38. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    let's circle back on a conference call about this whole ordeal at 11 - I like our momentum right now.
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    This made me gasp for air just watching.

     
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  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Take it to the corporate speak thread.
     
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  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  42. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Took place in Ohio. :twocents:
     
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  43. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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    I am absolutely OBSESSED with watching internet videos of people cleaning things. I could do it for hours. So therapeutic.

    .....not really. But there's weirdos out there who say shit like that
     
  44. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I did enjoy that guy’s detail videos.
     
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  45. BamaNug

    BamaNug Want to retire right MEOW
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    I declare that Thai Curry is one of the best leftover foods there is. The veggies soak in the delectable curry and coconut milk overnight, only making them better when consumed 1-2 days after being cooked.
     
  46. BamaNug

    BamaNug Want to retire right MEOW
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    But I also have a love affair with most any Asian food
     
  47. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football
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    Thai green curry and pad Thai is the goat leftovers