Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    Someone ban Linda Cohn from showing that repulsive skin.
     
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  2. Celemo

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    Eat a dick, Linda looks fly as fuck tonight
     
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  3. bingbing

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    She has Austin Powers Goldmember skin.
     
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  4. Gin Buckets

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    It's focused on Christmas, and Christmas is a central theme. Calling Die Hard a Christmas movie is like calling Ocean's 11 a boxing movie since the whole heist takes place during a boxing match.

    Also, I'm very tired, but I don't know what the first 3 lines mean. :embarrassed:
     
  5. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Toast what is your new, terrifying avatar?
     
  6. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Probably shouldnt have hooked up with my ex.
     
  7. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Need the story here.

    I texted mine on Christmas Eve and got no reply of course.
     
  8. ANTWONE

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    the same one that is pregnant and single?
     
  9. Simon Templar

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    I mean if she’s pregnant is she really single?
     
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  10. Truman

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    Just introducing himself to his future step child imo.
     
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  11. TDCD

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  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    The ultimate sucker if he actually paid for it (didn’t click).
     
  13. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    She’s not single, she broke up with me to get back with her ex.

    So I’m guessing she wasn’t actually confirmed pregnant at any point.

    Basically said she was pregnant had me come over to comfort, then days later said she had gotten her period and to come over when she later jumped me.
     
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  14. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  15. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Seems totally normal, nothing to see here
     
  16. hudson

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    I’m thinking she just wants attention.
     
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  17. 941Gator

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    Are you in a Cult and she is the only girl on the land?
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    i read that before the edit so my gif seems dramatic now
     
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  19. 941Gator

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    Next time this happens just bring a pregnancy test over with you.
     
  20. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    Two questions:

    • Does he have a Gsync compatible graphics card? If so, this will largely steer him to either AMD FreeSync models or the opposite; NVIDIA G-Sync compatible models. Generally there are two standards that don't play very will (if at all) with each other.
    • Budget? You can spend 400/500 and get a good one or you can spend 800-1200 and essentially have what the pros have.
    I would say the Dell S2719DGF is a killer deal at <$300 if he doesn't have a gysnc compatible graphics card, but check with him or his parents if 27" is too big for his desk/space. There are 24" gaming monitors but the features are concentrated in the 27"+ models.


    If you @ me, I can reply today as I'm home sick on the interwebs
     
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  21. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    gif made plenty sense still after reading the whole thing
     
  22. Truman

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    He took some stuff out of the post
     
  23. Truman

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    And by stuff I mean a massive double side dildo
     
  24. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    oh. hatfield’s quote made it seem like he just adddd too it

    still tho, vag - 1, hudson - 0
     
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  25. pearl

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  26. Celemo

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    My question would be is do you fold your tp before you wipe or do you scrunch it like a sociopath
     
  27. Weedlord420

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    Who the fuck still scrunches
     
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  28. Fabulousthundercock

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    I don’t get this logic. I calmly fold my tp and I’m definitely a sociopath.

    only mouth breathing Neanderthals still scrunch.
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    Scrunching fits the shape of the asshole better
     
  30. Joe_Pesci

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    Also I am somewhat ashamed that i spent more than 30 seconds thinking about how one's circular asshole and a spherous wad of toilet paper are more efficient than the alternative
     
  31. racer

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    Some public dispensers make folding very difficult.
     
  32. Pharm

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  33. hudson

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    How is this still a thing?
     

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  34. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Ohio State fans maybe? Shame his body couldn’t hold up. He could play
     
  35. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    Following a Championship club can be just as fun, if not more. I have to say I’ve enjoyed #Fulham’s seasons in the Championship more than their EPL seasons
     
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  36. Truman

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    Much harder to follow tho
     
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  37. BayouMafia

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    More expensive for sure, but my FFCTV subscription allows me to see every match and lots of additional content
     
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  38. Cheshire Bridge

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  39. Degausser

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    Dude is so good

     
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  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    I somehow just slept thru the first 3 quarters of the Sixers game that started at 7 pm
     
  41. 2

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    I don’t like nipple rings. Ruins a tit.
     
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  42. Celemo

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    Same
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    What about a bar?
     
  44. Degausser

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    Depends on the tit. Bars on small tits are cool. Not so much on big tits.
     
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  45. Daddy Rabbit

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    I disagree because I like a majority of tits. And that's okay.
     
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  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    pretty god damn pumped for this restoration

     
  47. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint Drunk as an uncle in a Walmart parking lot
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    Hooked up with a girl in college who had one nipple pierced. Best of both worlds.