Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2019

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  1. Lucky24Seven

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    Just got back from Chicago after seeing Phantom of the Opera. Amazing show. 2nd time seeing it. The score is incredible.
     
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  2. Barves2125

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    Y'all hated Bama fans when we were winning national championships. Now you have Clemson and Ohio State fans to deal with and Bama fans aren't looking so bad.
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

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    sister humpers or cousin humpers. Same thing different area code.
     
  4. Barves2125

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    We were way less annoying because we are used to success. Now you have Trop.
     
  5. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Let’s not get carried away.
     
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  6. Barves2125

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    We really aren't. Clemson fans (especially on here) are way worse per capita.
     
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  7. AlternativeFactsRule

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    That doesn’t have anything to do with winning championships, though. Eating burgers with the President didn’t make Kyle any worse at posting.
     
  8. Barves2125

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    Look, I get where you're coming from and you know I love you. But this conversation is about what it's like to be the best of the best. Michigan fans need not chime in.
     
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  9. mb711

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    Nope
     
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  10. The Banks

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    Ohio State fans (as long as they aren’t caping for farva)

    Alabama fans
















    Clemson fans
     
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  11. Celemo

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    Lolno
     
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  12. Capstone 88

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    Could not disagree more
     
  13. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Ok. Apparently she is single now.
     
  14. Truman

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    Alabama fans - It’s our birthright to be good at football. We just inherently understand the game better because the team we happen to root for is good. Your football opinions are invalid because your team is less good.

    OSU fans- We gonna be incredibly obnoxious when our team wins, get super defensive and whine when someone questions how good they are and act like we don’t care when we lose.. oh hey what’s for lunch??? LULZ!!!


    Clemson fans - They’re the rivals Vols Bitch! Version of TMB.

    All are bad. In their own way.
     
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  15. TC

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    Clemson is WOAT IMO
     
  16. Daddy Rabbit

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    Did you wrap it when you fucked her the other night?
     
  17. hudson

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    Yes
     
  18. Daddy Rabbit

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    I know you love her, but she is playing you. Never not wear one. A child won't solve anything in your relationship with her. :twocents:
     
  19. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Eh I think I love her. I’m always willing to look at the possibility I’m completely wrong about everything in life.
     
  20. 941Gator

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    Fool me once...
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    still makes me laugh

     
  22. Daddy Rabbit

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    No. You're not always wrong about life. Just don't let the pussy be undefeated. Easier than said than done. Most of us have been there.
     
  23. Truman

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    Women have really jaded some of you.
     
  24. teel

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    true life: im addicted to playing left right center
     
  25. Daddy Rabbit

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    Amazing game. I learned when I was a kid. Played with quarters.
     
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  26. hudson

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    Really its more I'm willing to keep an open mind about everything. I may feel one way today, but tomorrow something could change and what I thought was true is far from it.
     
  27. Jimmy the Saint

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    Bama fans are nice. I’ve never had so many strangers offer me free food and booze than when I walked through the RV lots before the PSU game in 2011.
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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  29. Truman

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  30. Celemo

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    Rented a 10 cubic yard dumpster. Demo’d an old shed and have been purging shit left and right. I’m so fucking tired from all the work but getting rid of all that shit makes me happy
     
  31. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    One of my faves
     
  32. The Banks

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    ESPN always does a fantastic job with these, while its not 2010-2019s version heres some nostalgia from the decade before

     
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  33. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Have they not released the new one yet?
     
  34. Boo MFer!

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  35. Truman

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    Unlike Brimley, Paul Rudd does not age.
     
  36. strike

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    The college football one was awesome too.

     
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  37. Cornelius Suttree

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    FXX is always showing newer episodes of The Simpsons

    woof
     
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  38. TC

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    Finished my first Cormac McCarthy book a couple days ago (all the pretty horses). Learned the origin of your name in the descriptions of his other books at the back :thumb:
     
  39. shivious

    shivious I don't want Oof's freedom
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    they are in the middle of airing every episode from season 1 to season 30. it started a couple of weeks ago, so they are deep into the showcase.
     
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  40. dallasdawg

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    :lolwut:
     
  41. TC

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    I read mostly nonfiction. Been wanting to read McCarthy for years though bc of his Stans on here. What’s next. Blood meridian? The road?
     
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  42. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    hoo baby. Did you cry? I really really love that book. John Grady Cole is one of my most beloved fictional characters ever

    you could probably knock out NCFOM and Child of God in a couple afternoons fwiw

    ahh that makes sense. It's a shame they are so committed to it. Get to the end of season 9 and start over
     
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  43. dallasdawg

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    either of those. the road is a pretty quick read but blood meridian is one of the best
     
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  44. TC

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    When was I supposed to cry.

    When they execute the 13 year old kid?

    John Grady is definitely a badass. I’d have my money on him in most feats of horsemanship or fighting
     
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  45. Cornelius Suttree

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    The Road is super accessible and a pretty quick read, especially if you already have your thesaurus turned to the page with "gray" listed. I would try that or Child of God, NCFOM, Outer Dark and The Orchard Keeper

    then tackle Blood Meridian and Suttree. Those are both absolute epics. Then The Crossing and Cities of the Plain. Maybe brush up on your Spanish a bit before you tackle the last two installments of the Border Trilogy
     
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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    I always tear up when JG comes back to ranch in hopes of being with Alejandra after surviving his time in jail and she rebuffs him. To this day I am waiting for the perfect time to use the line JG said to the grandmother early in his long talk with her where he said : "No offense, mam, but I've been some inconvenienced myself"

    And then I get pretty emotional when JG low key shows up back in TX with Redbo and Junior and Rawlins is just all "sum buck....sum buck". I mean, "I figured you might want your old horse back". What a total bad ass

    JG even spent considerable time trying to find the original owner of the horse Blevins stole :ohgosh:

    perhaps my favorite scene in any Cormac McCarthy book is when JG is breaking all the wild horses and people from all over are coming to the ranch to see him work his magic. His love for horses is so sweet <3
     
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  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    catch your horse, or else he'll follow me

    :tebow:
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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  49. Truman

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    He's pretty simple actually. Planks, obscure college athletics, weed and books.

    That's about it.
     
  50. Cornelius Suttree

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    I also like music and architecture

    miss having my dog because that was a big part of my life too