Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. jbr

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    Makes sense

    You post boomery

    :warn:
     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    Pervis Ellison
     
  3. Henry Blake

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  4. Bo Pelinis

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    Maurice Cheeks
     
  5. Toast

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  6. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Hello I just had two old fillings redone and now I can't feel my face and I'm afraid to take a nap to sleep it off because I don't want to swallow my tongue
     
  7. TC

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    Smoke a bowl
     
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  8. AptosDuck

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    Two bongs in the house but only edibles

    not my thing anyway
     
  9. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    wondering how I'm going to use the new "pregnant man" emoji

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. jbr

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    On beach vacation this week. The white trash of all white trash ‘families’ invaded my spot.

    - By far my #1 pet peeve on the beach: they’ve been blaring music that you can hear from a block away. I don’t want to listen to “Back That Azz Up” on 11 with my kids.
    - Funneling White Claws all day and then puking on the beach. Nothing says quality family time like getting carried off the beach at 3pm.
    - Actively using the ocean as a bathroom. Watching white trash women pop a squat in 18” of water is quite the look.
    - There’s at least 30 of these motherfuckers in a 6 bedroom house. It’s like a clown car watching them unload onto the beach around 1pm every day.
    - The white trash dudes are catcalling passing teenagers/women to the point of borderline confrontation.
    - There is one dude that rallies the troops with a screaming, expletive laden pep talk most afternoons. He is big into “cowboy up” McNeese St gear.
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    You don’t own the ocean, pal. I’ll piss where I want.
     
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  12. AubCabs

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    What beach?
     
  13. jbr

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    It’s a private community about 20 miles west of PCB called Carillon Beach.
     
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  14. Simon Templar

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    Same but entirely different
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  15. Dump

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  16. Clown Baby

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    Wonder if that beefcake in the water just took a piss, which is his natural right
     
  17. Simon Templar

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    Probably. The Pacific is so fucking cold
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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    That’s what makes the grapes, which makes the wine, which makes the piss in the ocean
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    Can’t stop laughing

     
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  20. Willpépé

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    Get a video today if you can. Last day of work then I’m on vacation.
     
  21. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Here is a Nextdoor alert that I received.

    "Drive through employee gave food while smoking"

    from a JITB, for those who are wondering, and I expected it to "just" be a vape, the post said the employee had a lit cigarette.
     
  22. Owsley

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    There’s a singular mosquito in my house that somehow avoids every slap or clap of death. She’s probably gotten me 5 times, but there will only be one winner…
     
  23. AptosDuck

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    Be sure to throw a MainBoard Tantrum
     
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  24. beerleagueman

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    Thank you Sahara Dust for finally having some Sunny days :blessed:
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    Sorry for partying
     
  26. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Do I find a new movie to watch or just stick with a classic rom com?
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    which classic rom com
     
  28. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Usually I choose from:

    When Harry Met Sally
    Sleepless in Seattle
    10 Things I Hate About You
    Definitely, Maybe
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    Any Hugh Grant movie
     
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  29. Simon Templar

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    New Space Jam on HBO Max
     
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  30. Simon Templar

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    10 Things
     
  31. Houndster

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    True Romance on HBOMax
     
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  32. Willpépé

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    Love Actually. X-Mas in July.
     
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  33. Owsley

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    You’ve got Mail > Sleepless in Seattle
     
  34. bigred77

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    Definitely on the agenda for this evening
     
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  35. ANTWONE

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    Actually ended up going with You’ve Got Mail because I wanted to watch a movie based in NYC
     
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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    I'm not a big "watch the same movies repeatedly" guy but 10 Things I Hate About You is always a good choice. One of the few I will repeatedly rewatch.
     
  37. kinghill

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    Related to chat on previous page and conversation I had recently...

    Back in the day there was one thing to chat about with TV/movies.

    Now, there are so many streaming services with their own programming. What are the chances we subscribe & watch the same thing as a coworker or whatever? I heard Ted Lasso on previous page - never heard of it - I see I have to sign up for Apple TV for that one. I currently have:
    - Cable TV
    - Netflix
    - Disney+
    - Plex with downloaded shit

    2 years ago I had none of those. All I had was basic antenna TV and Kodi. They keep sucking me in to more services!
     
  38. Jimmy the Saint

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    If you recently or plan to purchase an Apple device most of them come with an Apple TV+ trial.

    Ted Lasso is excellent. The show with Jennifer Aniston was pretty good. Haven't watched anything else on it.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Ted lasso is very good. It’s a light hearted comedy that feels good to watch.
     
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  40. kinghill

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    Thanks guys!

    I’ll see if there is a torrance I can download for Plex
     
  41. Simon Templar

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    Downloaded it for my flight home tomorrow
     
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  42. NP13

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    of course there is
     
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  43. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    It used to be the first movie choice on Delta when I was flying cross country for work every week so I’ve seen it 100+ times I’d imagine
     
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  44. Jimmy the Saint

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    I'm not really sure where to put this so I guess this is right.

    I know the Suns being in the finals is a big deal but I just don't care. Existentially, I think it's great two "small market" teams are in the finals for once and I know it's big for AZ and I hope they win but I have no interest in it. I haven't followed the NBA in about 15 years. I kind of feel like an ass when someone says, "how bout them Suns?," and I just kind of shrug and say whatever like some kind of sports-hating dope.
     
  45. Lip

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    My recommendation would be to get involved with the community just for the communal aspect. Whenever a DC team makes a run, there’s a noticeable buzz around the city that I enjoy even if I don’t give a shit about that particular team.
     
  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    My wife, an AZ native, hates the Suns so I'm in a spot from that as well.
     
  47. Gert B Frobe

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    Friend sent me a still off the security camera from his business along 30a. Think it was Monday morning, lady just rolls up in her 100K Navigator, pops a squat in the middle of the parking lot and takes a shit. Leaves said shit with wipes and underwear where they fell. There are 5ft plants all along the sides, but ya know, who gives a shit right?
    [​IMG]
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Uh, that’s a Ford.
     
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    Listening to Spotify folk pop station and was thinking of the Jade Bird song Headstart and 5 seconds later it started. Only conclusion I can make is that Spotify is reading my mind.
     
  50. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just tore my right bicep. Hurts a lot more than when I tore my left one. Not looking forward to the surgery and rehab again and definitely have to keep drinking under control this time. Sucks
     
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