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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 3, 2021.
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Hello I just had two old fillings redone and now I can't feel my face and I'm afraid to take a nap to sleep it off because I don't want to swallow my tongue
Smoke a bowl
Two bongs in the house but only edibles
not my thing anyway
wondering how I'm going to use the new "pregnant man" emoji
On beach vacation this week. The white trash of all white trash ‘families’ invaded my spot.
- By far my #1 pet peeve on the beach: they’ve been blaring music that you can hear from a block away. I don’t want to listen to “Back That Azz Up” on 11 with my kids.
- Funneling White Claws all day and then puking on the beach. Nothing says quality family time like getting carried off the beach at 3pm.
- Actively using the ocean as a bathroom. Watching white trash women pop a squat in 18” of water is quite the look.
- There’s at least 30 of these motherfuckers in a 6 bedroom house. It’s like a clown car watching them unload onto the beach around 1pm every day.
- The white trash dudes are catcalling passing teenagers/women to the point of borderline confrontation.
- There is one dude that rallies the troops with a screaming, expletive laden pep talk most afternoons. He is big into “cowboy up” McNeese St gear.
You don’t own the ocean, pal. I’ll piss where I want.
It’s a private community about 20 miles west of PCB called Carillon Beach.
Same but entirely different
Wonder if that beefcake in the water just took a piss, which is his natural right
Probably. The Pacific is so fucking cold
That’s what makes the grapes, which makes the wine, which makes the piss in the ocean
Can’t stop laughing
Get a video today if you can. Last day of work then I’m on vacation.
Here is a Nextdoor alert that I received.
"Drive through employee gave food while smoking"
from a JITB, for those who are wondering, and I expected it to "just" be a vape, the post said the employee had a lit cigarette.
There’s a singular mosquito in my house that somehow avoids every slap or clap of death. She’s probably gotten me 5 times, but there will only be one winner…
Be sure to throw a MainBoard Tantrum
Thank you Sahara Dust for finally having some Sunny days
Sorry for partying
Do I find a new movie to watch or just stick with a classic rom com?
which classic rom com
Usually I choose from:
When Harry Met Sally
Sleepless in Seattle
10 Things I Hate About You
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Any Hugh Grant movie
New Space Jam on HBO Max
True Romance on HBOMax
Love Actually. X-Mas in July.
You’ve got Mail > Sleepless in Seattle
Definitely on the agenda for this evening
Actually ended up going with You’ve Got Mail because I wanted to watch a movie based in NYC
I'm not a big "watch the same movies repeatedly" guy but 10 Things I Hate About You is always a good choice. One of the few I will repeatedly rewatch.
Related to chat on previous page and conversation I had recently...
Back in the day there was one thing to chat about with TV/movies.
Now, there are so many streaming services with their own programming. What are the chances we subscribe & watch the same thing as a coworker or whatever? I heard Ted Lasso on previous page - never heard of it - I see I have to sign up for Apple TV for that one. I currently have:
- Cable TV
- Plex with downloaded shit
2 years ago I had none of those. All I had was basic antenna TV and Kodi. They keep sucking me in to more services!
If you recently or plan to purchase an Apple device most of them come with an Apple TV+ trial.
Ted Lasso is excellent. The show with Jennifer Aniston was pretty good. Haven't watched anything else on it.
Ted lasso is very good. It’s a light hearted comedy that feels good to watch.
I’ll see if there is a torrance I can download for Plex
Downloaded it for my flight home tomorrow
of course there is
It used to be the first movie choice on Delta when I was flying cross country for work every week so I’ve seen it 100+ times I’d imagine
I'm not really sure where to put this so I guess this is right.
I know the Suns being in the finals is a big deal but I just don't care. Existentially, I think it's great two "small market" teams are in the finals for once and I know it's big for AZ and I hope they win but I have no interest in it. I haven't followed the NBA in about 15 years. I kind of feel like an ass when someone says, "how bout them Suns?," and I just kind of shrug and say whatever like some kind of sports-hating dope.
My recommendation would be to get involved with the community just for the communal aspect. Whenever a DC team makes a run, there’s a noticeable buzz around the city that I enjoy even if I don’t give a shit about that particular team.
My wife, an AZ native, hates the Suns so I'm in a spot from that as well.
Friend sent me a still off the security camera from his business along 30a. Think it was Monday morning, lady just rolls up in her 100K Navigator, pops a squat in the middle of the parking lot and takes a shit. Leaves said shit with wipes and underwear where they fell. There are 5ft plants all along the sides, but ya know, who gives a shit right?
Uh, that’s a Ford.
Listening to Spotify folk pop station and was thinking of the Jade Bird song Headstart and 5 seconds later it started. Only conclusion I can make is that Spotify is reading my mind.
Just tore my right bicep. Hurts a lot more than when I tore my left one. Not looking forward to the surgery and rehab again and definitely have to keep drinking under control this time. Sucks