Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 3, 2021.

  1. Truman

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    You really gotta stop jerking off so vigorously!


    Sorry man. All that shit sucks. Especially the rehab
     
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah. Not sure how this is gonna work with a 1yr old that I now cannot hold
     
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  3. Lip

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    How’d it happen?
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lifting. Wasn’t even heavy weight same as when my left one tore. I was finishing up doing chest doing lightweight cable flys and it just snapped. Way more painful than the last time though. It had been kinda bugging me before
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Sucks cause my dr office is closed till Monday so just gotta deal with it till then to get the mri and get with ortho for surgery.
     
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  6. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    Gotta stop flexing for bertwing.
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You don’t have to flex for him. He’s for lack of a better term a “slut”
     
  8. Butthead

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    wingstop :ahh:

    it only took them an hour to make 10 wings and an order of fries
     
  9. Goose

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    They always quote me the weirdest timeframes

    “Thank you sir that’ll be $69 and your order will be ready in 18 minutes”
     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    10? You just having a snack?
     
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  11. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Get that gleam
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    They never get my order right the first time. Always leave something out.
     
  12. kinghill

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    In Tombstone they let Ike live, wtf. I don’t care if he removed his red sash. Kill that son of a bitch.
     
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  13. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Who ya got?

    942D0476-2B5B-4D5D-B8C4-D06BF6AF31D2.jpeg
     
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  14. NP13

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    Gonna guess the guy that's part of the promotion
     
  15. Nandor the Relentless

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    James Storm sure has fallen off these days if he is resorting to Levi Pro Wrestling
     
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  16. IvanTheTerrible

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  17. BudKilmer

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  18. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    story as old as time
     
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  19. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    was just looking for a thread in this. need to let it simmer for bit but might be one of my favorite concert docs of all time
     
  20. Joe Withabee

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    Why the fuck did they have to ruin Lester by tying him into the McNulty bullshit in season 5?
     
  21. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    I’m surprised how many people I’ve seen post or tweet about going to theater to see Space Jam 2. Not surprised that nearly all of them have said it’s terrible. I could tell from the preview they’ve been showing on tv that Lebron is a terrible actor. The “shorter than Kevin Hart” line sounds so awkward. But guess it doesn’t matter as long as people pay. Lebron making more MILLIONS just for people to realize he’s not a star at everything.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    Watched SJ2 today w. Meatball via HBO Max. It’s bad but I think it might be better than the original which isn’t saying much
     
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  23. Degausser

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    MJ was a pretty terrible actor, and that didn't make the first one any less enjoyable.
     
  24. Dump

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    I feel like this is the nostalgia factor coming into play
     
  25. TC

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    I expect wooden acting performances from athletes, but after Trainwreck everyone swore Lebron was good
     
  26. Degausser

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    I should've said it didn't make the first one less enjoyable as a child.
     
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  27. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    That’s fair. But probably had something to do with seeing the first one as a young sports-crazed kid getting a movie-length mash-up of two of my favorite things at the time. Compared to this one now as an adult. Guess it’s just harder to ignore the cringe-worthiness of things once that glass has been shattered.
     
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  28. Lyrtch

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    whole different thing to act in normal human settings like trainwreck vs green screen and voice acting
     
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  29. Celemo

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    I will give LBJ some credit, he wasn't horrible and the movie did poke fun of him a little bit...something MJ would've never allowed
     
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  30. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    guys it's a movie for children
     
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  31. Pharm

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    The original space jam is a pretty shitty movie and just one big advertisement
     
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  32. timo

    timo a joker in the pack
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  33. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    I hope Space Jam 3 is super cerebral, and is directed by David Lynch.
     
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  34. Celemo

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    Soundtrack by Toto
     
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  35. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    [​IMG]
     
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  36. teel

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    Me after eating kale following a long weekend of drinking

     
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  37. kinghill

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    PLAY IT LOUD

     
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  38. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Being first in line at a train crossing sucks. Just 10 seconds sooner and you’re clear.
     
  39. Hank Scorpio

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  40. teel

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    :laugh:



     
    #5291 teel, Jul 20, 2021 at 2:16 PM
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  41. Dump

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    Did we just discover the Post Malone of country music
     
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  42. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Pulling your phone out at the urinal might be the worst decision you can make in terms of risk vs reward. Potentially dropping your phone into a filthy public piss bucket vs. being able to scroll while you piss for 30 seconds.
     
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  43. DUCKMOUTH

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    I was shitting at work one time and my phone fell between my legs into the toilet. This was back before smart phones and was a flip phone. I flushed and just left in the bowl since it obviously wouldn’t go down. Walked to my car immediately and just went and bought a new one.
     
    #5294 DUCKMOUTH, Jul 21, 2021 at 8:50 AM
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  44. TC

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    :americafuckyeah:
     
  45. DUCKMOUTH

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    Follow up, my iPhone slipped out of my hand at home while pissing, but since it was home germs I decided to save that one
     
  46. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    My hands sweat a ton by the way. I’m don’t sweat much any where else, but hands are always clammy. Makes for awkward handshakes and I hate that
     
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  47. kinghill

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    Currently taking a shit while holding this 6 year old iPhone 6. Haven’t dropped it in toilet yet.
     
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  48. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Richard Greener its going to be really weird to see your usual posting habits behind the moniker and face of a noble gentleman such as Mr. Greener, of whom I just learned.
     
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  49. TC

    TC Who was Richard Greener? sc.edu/greener
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    I've had same name and avatar for ~10 years before this so yeah
     
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