Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. Dump

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    Thomas Cooper died so Richard Greener could live
     
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  2. TC

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    I'm not sure if it's a weird move to name myself after a Black librarian or not. If people don't like this name I am going with Dr Venkman
     
  3. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I’m just saying you’re posting is not on his level
     
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  4. BayouMafia

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    as long as you can avoid falling asleep and dying in a fiery car crash, making long drives in the middle of the night is the way to go

    Left my house just after 11pm last night and arrived at the inlaws' house around 4:15 this morning. 95% of the vehicles on the interstate were 18 wheelers who mostly kept to the right lane so it was smooth cruising.

    A tactical application of cold brew and beaver nuggets throughout the night kept me alert and happy.
     
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  5. AubCabs

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    Making a 9 hour drive back home tonight. I feel the same way. So many less dipshits on the road.
     
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  6. Pharm

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    Purchased tickets for Nate Bargatze and then wife informed me we have a wedding to attend that night. Fml
     
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  7. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Send an extra $50 in the card
     
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  8. Pharm

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    So my wife emailed a swim instructor like 3 weeks ago for my almost 2 years old and she never got back to us. Well she emailed us back on a joint email my wife and I share for things pertaining to our house or kid. She explained she had a death in the family and was out of town taking care of everything and also was about to start maternity leave so she wouldnt be able to teach our son. Well, i thought my wife had forwarded me the email, so i quickly responded back with "Oh, well on to the next". This did not go to my wife but went to the instructor. I did not noticed until i asked my wife about the email and she had no clue. So this lady thought I was a huge ass hole for a few hours until i was able to email her back and explain what happened.
     
  9. OZ2

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    On layover in Seattle. I go to Beecher’s (local Seattle cheese company, good shit) beer and wine bar because I’m hungry.

    ‘I’ll take the grilled cheese and side salad.’

    ‘we are out of grilled cheese.’

    might as well told me, ‘sir, this is an Arby’s’
     
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  10. Nandor the Relentless

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    How does a place manage to run out of grilled cheese? It’s only non-bread ingredient is generally a common ingredient on sandwiches.
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    A lot of places only carry sandwich bread for grilled cheese? :idk:
     
  12. racer

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    TIL shawn makes grilled cheese with plain dry bread.
     
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  13. Nandor the Relentless

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    I don’t even make grilled cheese because gluten free bread is gross and/or too damn expensive.
     
  14. Nandor the Relentless

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    Seems like an easy problem to fix unless the establishment has their own special in-house bread.
     
  15. kinghill

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    SIR, WE’RE OUT OF GRILLED CHEESE. PLEASE CALM DOWN.
     
  16. ANTWONE

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    I take it you’ve never worked in a restaurant
     
  17. Tobias

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    wait you have a gluten allergy? first i am hearing of this
     
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  18. Celemo

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    I used to drive from Chicago to Omaha and back a lot and I'd always leave around 11 pm and it was always glorious pretty much having I-80 to myself and the truckers
     
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  19. Tobias

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    driving from the greensboro area to philly this weekend send up your prayers. probably will be leaving around 4 or 5am saturday
     
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  20. Tangman

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    is there a way you can avoid hitting 95 in NoVA at rush hour? that would suck
     
  21. Tobias

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    i am admittedly nervous about traffic. need to be there by 3 or 4 or so. i will probably need to leave earlier at this rate
     
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  22. TC

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    Leave earlier and drive through the night. I remember reading that advice somewhere once
     
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  23. Tobias

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    depends on if the dog sitter can come earlier i guess
     
  24. TC

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    Get in there and get the job done lol
     
  25. Nandor the Relentless

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    I worked at Panera for about 13 months. If we ran out of the type of bread for a specific sandwich, we literally just used other bread. Not once did we ever run out of bread or cheese
     
  26. Butthead

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    They were just lying to you about being out of grilled cheese
     
  27. ANTWONE

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    Panera is literally a bakery you dunce. A restaurant in an airport can’t just magically make more bread appear, not that crazy that they ran out.
     
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  28. Nandor the Relentless

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    Just shows how little you know about Panera, you dunce.

    They get raw bread dough delivered daily. It gets prepped and baked overnight by trained bakers when the store is closed because it takes hours. There is no bread baking done during the day. If they were to run out of loaves of tomato basil bread then they are out of tomato basil break bread until the bakers come in at night to bake more bread. Some kid who has never baked a day in their life can’t just grab some dough and toss it in the oven and magically bread appears.
     
  29. Butthead

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    Um why not
     
  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    Damn. A Panera Bread argument has emerged
     
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  31. Fabulousthundercock

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    think I read where eating/chewing is a great way to stay awake while driving late at night. Forget where I read it, so tifwiw
     
  32. Fabulousthundercock

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    My little sister works at a Panera Bread Co.

    The dough is delivered overnight every night. No one is allowed to be on premise when it is delivered. When the work staff arrive in the morning the bread is ready and waiting. Deliverers are gone. She and her other colleagues have to sign a non-disclosure agreement over this exact topic during the hiring process.

    so please don’t dox me or Panera will find and destroy my little sister.
     
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  33. Fabulousthundercock

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    Isnt Greensboro where the original Cookout was from. Pretty sure I ate there when my parents took me the NC and I didn’t shit for a few days after that. And when I finally did it was like a brick covered in glass coming out of my asshole.

    those two triple cheeseburgers were fucking fire tho
     
  34. Tobias

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    idk

    cookout is terrible sober food and great drunk food

    the one on 5 points was always an absolute zoo at 2am
     
  35. TC

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    They want to put one on Knox Abbott Drive in Cayce and residents are crying that it will "ruin their quality of life" :loldog:

    (There's already Wendy's, Taco Bell, Starbucks and 10 other things on that stretch. Cry me a fucking river)
     
  36. Tangman

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    yes, first Cookout was in G'boro
     
  37. ANTWONE

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    :facepalm:
     
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  38. Fabulousthundercock

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    I was like 16 at the time
     
  39. Houndster

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    I think I know more about Shawn’s work history than my own
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    Was gonna make a trip from Charlotte to State College tomorrow but bailed today because fuck that
     
  41. Tobias

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    why
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Been moving (not to NC) and just didn’t want to deal with any more travel
     
  43. Tobias

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    no why were you planning on it to begin with
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    A wedding
     
  45. Tobias

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    send them a check and in the memo line write “to love’s eternal glory”
     
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  46. Ray McKigney

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    It’s a shame Clown Babys move to Cobb County is getting lost in all this Texas/Oklahoma moving to the SEC talk. This is big news fellas
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    I was thinking that or “for dreams”
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    You son of a bitch
     
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  49. Tobias

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    i think he’s lying and he did move to nc (to be closer to lou and i)
     
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  50. Ray McKigney

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    this makes a lot of sense.