Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

If your farts are that bad you should probably consult a gastroenterologist

 

I wouldn't even be mad if I smelled a fart from another car. I'd be impressed.

 

Simba is the Swahili word for lion

 

"Dashiki....ooh, that's pretty."
"Thank you, it's Swahili for doggystyle."

 

Btw if you don’t watch PBS Eons you’re fuckin up

 

Sitting at an airport bar and a guy just bought everyone sitting here a shot of tequila. Probably at least 20 people. Boom day.

 

am I a monster for not allowing gf and kids to get a pet (cat)?
I don't want a cat

 

So do the right thing and get a dog.

 

unless you’re highly allergic, yes

 

fuck it. no pets. that's the rule.

 

Give me 24hrs and I can get you a cat.

 

Can't guarantee it wont try to kill you.

 

Pets are rad.

 

What's your reasoning, and why are you the only one in the house that has a say?

 

well you see, you can’t have a man of the house if he is not being the man of the house.

 

Yes. Cats are great. Get a Maine coon if you can, they tend to be pretty friendly cats. And two is better than one, especially if you get young ones that still like to play a lot. That way the kitty can have a buddy to play with.

 

Yes

 

Living at home is such a drag

 

I have a dog and two cats and a toddler. I’m ready for no pet life.

 

Cats are pretty low maintenance. Clean the litter box and hairballs, put out a bowl of food and water, and you’re good to go. Unless you get a rare one that likes a lot of human interaction, it’ll mostly be content with you leaving it the fuck alone.

 

Thanks for your feedback and questions

- I have poor experiences with cats in the past. Cats my ex-wife brought into our home. I don't think I'm a good cat owner.
- Thousands of dollars spent on multiple cats in the past when they got tumors, only to see them go through that surgery and shit and then it comes right back. Really sucks (for them and the owners) and really expensive.
- Expensive. Don't want to put pets into the budget, having to make room for it elsewhere in the budget.
- Don't want my 1300sq ft condo smelling like cat shit all the time
- Final reason: The condo association doesn't allow pets. Sure, could get a cat and keep it secret from them, I'm sure other owners here do. But fuck it, that's the final reason I can stick to as to why we can't get a cat.

and certainly a dog wouldn't be allowed.

ALSO my kids live with their mom half the time and they have 2 cats at their house, so they thankfully already have some pets in their lives.

ALSO my mom lives nearby and they have dogs, cats, snakes, fish, chickens, and who knows what else. probably guinea pigs and other random animals from time to time. We get lots of animal access when we go over there.

 

Seems like kind of an important detail to hold out on providing

 

Does it?

 

You forgot wardrobe and costuming.

 

Didn’t expect to be out here liking Shawn posts, but here we are.

 

Hmm..I haven't pulled out since I got married. I just park it wherever I want ;)

 

I have pets but I get the no pet thing. There are some fuckin weird people about dogs on here so don't pay attention to them

 

All Them Witches does a Zeppelin thing with the violin and it rips

 

I married into two cats and love those little fuckers like they’re my own, but I think we are done after they move onto the great salad bowl in the sky. Between litter boxes, shredded furniture, piss/puke everywhere, etc, I’m ready to reset with the no pet life for a bit.

 

They shouldn't be pissing and puking everywhere

I mean I've had cats for 30+ years of my life and this phenomenon never happened

 

I was a little thrown off by that too. I think those cats need a vet visit.

 

Cats are stupid in their own way but they won't ever piss indoors if they have another option. Like Ever.

 

We have dogs but my preference is not to have a pet that actively shits or pisses in the house. So we don’t do cats, rodent, rabbits, lizards, etc.

I feel it is a very fair compromise

 

I think it might be a laser pointer morning actually

 

Sometimes cats will spray indoors to mark their territory or if they’re overly stressed

 

Non-neutered (or poorly-neutered, I guess?) males do this. This is not a "sometimes" thing.

 

sometimes if you change things up on a cat like move or bring in another baby/cat/dog/etc they will mark as more of a fuck you kind of thing

 

One of mine has done it before (neutered female) when I moved her into the house and when we were out of town for more than a few days. It’s not a regular thing, but it can definitely happen

 

I read "sometimes" like this is a thing that happens infrequently but many times

 

Owsley hates this but I let my cats do what they want in the backyard during the day. They're inside from like 8pm-5am. It's not like they enjoy the litter box. Honestly it seems like they fucking hate it but ymmv

Typically they are occupying arms of couches and chairs outside and inside of that time period though

 

My female cat has peed outside of the litter box for 10 years. (She pees on puppy pads scattered throughout the house.) I’ve spent thousands of dollars trying to figure it out. It’s not physical, it’s behavioral.

We’ve had the Atlanta version of Jackson Galaxy come over multiple times and she couldn’t fix it. The end result from vets was she is very anxious and needs kitty benzos. I’m not pilling a cat daily so we just deal with it.

But I appreciate the blanket statements.

 

You've spent thousands of dollars on trying to figure out why your cat is pissing in your house? Like how many thousands?

 

1 if the thousands

 

Man, cats sound expensive

 

My cats always use the litter box for pissing. Puking, on the other hand, is a different story. Though they largely limit it to the room where we keep the litter box and food/water because that's where they sleep and chill 99% of the time.

Only time they piss outside of the litter box is if they get scared really bad, just like humans will do sometimes.

 

i like cooking videos on youtube

 

Stating *I do not own the rights to this music* on a Facebook video is pointless right?