Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Yes
     
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  2. Pharm

    Pharm Right Handed
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    ok then I am ok to be annoyed by it
     
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  3. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Scattering puppy pads around the house seems like it would encourage peeing in random places instead of only the designated spot.
     
  4. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

    My clients (O&G) mandate that we back into parking spots. Took some getting used to
     
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  5. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

  6. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    While I agree, it’s better than letting her pee on the hardwoods in the same place.
     
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  7. Nandor the Relentless

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    Correct
     
  8. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    How you think this is a good look?

     
  9. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
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    I mean give me my money now

     
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  10. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    No. Fuck no.
     
  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    I don’t drink anyways so show me the money
     
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  12. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    at this point in my mundane existence vanilla extract and homemade kombucha would be harder to give up than actual booze

    think I have about half of the 36 beers I bought when I moved from CO a couple years ago
     
  13. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Switch alcohol for any form of Dr. Pepper and I bet you are singing a different tune.
     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    Best case scenario, you get the smartest cat in the world. It still craps in your house.
     
  15. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    The one cat I ever owned was inbred as fuck and predisposed to UTIs. It was the worst. No more cats.
     
  16. CoastalOrange

    CoastalOrange Well-Known Member
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    Thought I pulled my groin last week while playing sand volleyball last Sunday. This past weekend a friend points out that my leg is pretty bruised. Go and see a doctor and find out it's a torn abductor muscle. This shit sucks.
     
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  17. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Do we no longer have an Apple products thread?
     
  18. TC

    TC Epic, gangster ass post
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  19. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  20. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    :booger:

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  21. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  22. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Gotta use that "Search Titles Only' option that we are blessed to have.
     
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  23. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    always click “search again” and check the box that says “Search titles only”

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  24. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  25. NP13

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    That's not the only thing that's too short

    amirightguys
     
  26. Willpépé

    Willpépé Well-Known Member
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    Ups has a feature where you can now watch your driver on a map. Been watching that little fucking van for almost two hours now.
     
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  27. TC

    TC Epic, gangster ass post
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    You can't see his face??
     
  28. Willpépé

    Willpépé Well-Known Member
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    My driver is a she, but congrats on having a penis and assuming everyone has one as well.
     
  29. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    the t in TC stands for taliban since he doesnt believe women should be able to drive i see
     
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  30. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    That makes it seem like your package is minutes away then the route veers the other direction for like 6 hours.
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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  32. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Yeah that’s the easiest one I’ve ever seen
     
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  33. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Known Member
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    I'm a big fan of alcohol, and this is a no brainer. Give me that money.
     
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  34. Goose

    Goose Hi
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  35. Nandor the Relentless

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    That’s been out for like at least two years
     
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  36. Nandor the Relentless

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    I’ve watched it enough to generally know what driving pattern they have. Last time they threw me for a loop and changed it up on me though.
     
  37. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    drewru every time I look at your fan of I’m reminded of gone, but not forgotten (RIP) NFL LB
    R-Kal Truluck

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  38. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
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    Truth be told I’m only a recent Cal fan. Moved to Berkeley from nyc in October. Need live football in my life. Choices were down to Cal and Stanford. Cal is a shorter drive and seeing Stanford fans hashtag “public ivy” sealed the deal. But this my first mention, so thank you kindly good sir.
     
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  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Daniel Ocean
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  41. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
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    That guy doesn’t seem to like me very much. Def came on too strong.
     
  42. TC

    TC Epic, gangster ass post
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    It just means more
     
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  43. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
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    Just so the Gamecocks can let him down one more time
     
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  44. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    I’ve met my BIL twice in 11 years. He’s been a gung ho military man for 20 years and really leaned into it. Things have taken a turn for the worse for him in the last year with a divorce, mental health issues, an about face with work, lifestyle, etc. I feel bad that he’s experiencing the MIC not giving a fuck and he got chewed up/spit out.

    I understand that people grow and change, but I am having a hard time with the empathy recently.
     
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  45. Willpépé

    Willpépé Well-Known Member
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    Empathy is tough man. Just try to put yourself in those shoes if you can. If not, no big deal, it’s your decision.
     
  46. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    I am a very empathetic person. I just have a hard time in this situation. It’s petty, but here’s the reason…

    One of the two times I met my BIL, him and my FIL went in hard on my wife (their sister and daughter) about how much of a fuckup she was as a teenager, how much trouble/pain she caused the family, etc. As a true military family, everyone sat around heads down as the big gun toting warriors expressed their feelings.

    I don’t forget shit like that.
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He’s like 70 years old don’t get too bothered by our grandpa
     
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  48. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  49. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  50. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    But really, how does this still happen?
     
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