Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

    790C93B9-4628-4F37-958F-5C542D8DF8B4.jpeg I was in salt lake yesterday/this morning. Saw a couple of these signs. GirthQuake may be the best nickname I’ve ever heard.

    not my photo
     
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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Scott's Tots episode is on comedy central right now
     
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  3. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

    Often an early sign of mental illness. The entire world exists simply as the backdrop of their story. And everyone else is nothing more than a NPC like in a video game. And if anyone ever calls them out or reacts in a way they don’t like then it’s a glitch in the game. And they’re offended that a background player had the nerve to approach the main character. But no behavior is too wild or outlandish when you think you’re the only person in the world that matters.
     
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  4. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu

    i've been rewatching The Matrix movies over the past couple of weeks. idk if i'm just becoming an old or what, but seeing a non-comic book story is so good. i have nothing against the comic book movies, fwiw

    the wireframe stuff is fucking sick though, in the way that cgi could never be. the freeway scene in Reloaded :ahh:
     
  5. Willpépé

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    Anyone remember the dude who had the Twitter timeline about writing on a military show? There was the psychopath who they brought in as an expert and they were completely full of shit? Anyone have that? I can’t find it.
     
  6. fattus

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  7. TC

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  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  10. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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  11. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  12. a.tramp

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    Omg, the amount of “I thought this was ‘Murica” and “free speech” comments rolling through Red Raider group chats today has to be astronomical.
     
  13. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  14. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Might’ve been able to get away with a warning until he read all the names of the officials lol.

    Big XII bailing water just to stay a relevant Power 5. No doubt they forced Tech’s hand after listening to those clips.
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Aight they prob earned the timeout.
     
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  16. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    :roll: amazing.
     
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  17. racer

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    Big fan of the prairie dog city visual under it.
     
  18. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Also, Bowlsby can get fucked.
     
  19. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I wonder how many murder confessions Alexa has recorded
     
  20. Corky Bucek

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    I don’t have an Alexa, but why don’t you ask her for us.
     
  21. The Blackfish

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  22. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    HEYYYYY.

    Way to go man. I've seen you around more lately, but didn't have the courage to ask how it was going. Awesome chip man.
     
  23. leroi

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    The neighbors are mostly nice ppl. There is an old boomer michigan fan across the street who is a cool guy. chemical engineer girl with chickens next door to him. piano teacher who sings in french next to her.

    the ppl on my side of the street are a weird family of poor boomers, and then a really rich snobby family who are the children of the former mayor, with like 3 houses on several acres.

    what makes the neighborhood is the layout. the lots all date back to the 1700s so they are all different shapes and sizes. Lots of multi-acre gardens, with impressive specimen trees, well-maintaned lawns, and open sight lines. Lots of old writers and artists. And there's about 2-3 bars, 5-6 restaurants about 0.25 miles away so i can get totally shitfaced and walk home.
     
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  24. Nandor the Relentless

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    Not sure that’s really a suspension worthy offense but complaining about the refs over and over for four minutes is highly unprofessional.
     
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  25. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    We have ourselves a rematch for the state title tomorrow night!
     
  26. bigred77

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    They were really bad though
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    Someone stole my cc info and spent over a grand at a fucking boost mobile. Way to stereotype yourself ya goddamn crooks :pffft:
     
  28. racer

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    She Carlos Boozer’d him.

     
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  29. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    A lot of times the only thing I have to eat in my place are edibles
     
  30. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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  31. Handcuffed

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  32. Lip

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    Where is this at? Sounds nice.
     
  33. Name P. Redacted

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    His house
     
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  34. TC

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    I was also wondering if he'd reveal the state
     
  35. AubCabs

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    Butthead don’t you listen to the dan Patrick show pretty regularly? Darius Rucker has the worst fucking laugh
     
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  36. Corky Bucek

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    I feel like we have one of these fans on this board
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  37. TC

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    What does he do when the Yankees play the Cowboys??
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    Guy doesn’t even need branded head covers. No long irons is a dead giveaway.
     
  39. bigred77

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    I was gunna ask where the Lakers one is before I read the caption
     
  40. fattus

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    In some cases that’s excusable. I grew up in Boise fucking Idaho in the 80s. The only thing there is Boise State football. On TV I got the weekend games of the week and Barves/Cubs baseball during the week. Growing up my teams were who I got to watch on TV a lot. So…

    Cowboys
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    UNC basketball
    Boise State football
    Whomever Gretzky was playing for
     
  41. I had a roommate whose teams were:Dallas Cowboys, Chicago Bulls, The Angels (Only did this to keep himself honest and they had still won a WS before the Dodgers at the time), The Red Wings, UNC Basketball, USC Football (He latched onto them during the Pete Carroll era and never had a college football team before them)

    Surprisingly he was a piece of shit
     
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  42. fattus

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    I’ll allow those except the brown wings.
     
  43. fattus

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    actually I need to amend this. I never rooted for the queens.
     
  44. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu

    I used to more but the show kind of got stale for me. Especially the callers that they let through just to kiss Dan's ass
     
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  45. Owsley

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    5’11” 165

    ding!
     
  46. AubCabs

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    More like 5’8 285
     
  47. AubCabs

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    And Paulie fucking sucks
     
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  48. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I’m trying out blackboard after a decade or however long of greenboard. It’s scary.
     
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