Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. SugarShaun

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    First time I saw that I was probably around 15 so wasn’t an issue over here. Plus she was 20 at the time
     
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  2. Celemo

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    She looks so young compared to Phoebe
     
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  3. Dump

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    do not look up phoebe right now
     
  4. SugarShaun

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    I mean I’d def rather look at Phoebe. Pretty sure that’s basically been the #1 nude scene in a movie since it happened.

    Imagine a large portion of males/lesbians aged 30-60 that’s what they think of when they hear Moving In Stereo

    Was just saying that when I saw the movie; I was 5 years younger than her and certainly wasn’t bothered by her looking younger than that
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Christian Slater wasn’t in Training Day
     
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  6. Kevintensity

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    Good call, it was actually AC Slater
     
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  7. TC

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    I feel like Mongolia is the Nebraska of Asia
     
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  8. Cornelius Suttree

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    Some awesome reading out there about European exploration in the Gobi Desert
     
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  9. BlazingRebel

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    It went well I will be sore as hell for a few days and wearing a neck brace for traction
     
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  10. kinghill

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    This week my 2nd grader has learned about Bessie Coleman, Louis Armstrong, and this morning is reading about Rosa Parks.
     
  11. Beeds07

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    Dana White attacked a Jewish writer for calling out Gina Carrano's literal anti-semitism. It's such a garbage industry. Between glossing over McGregors rape and blatant ani-semitism, its such garbage.
     
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  12. spagett

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    Threw out my back while helping my dog off the floor this morning

    Drove to the emergency care in a lot of pain to find they're close because it snowed 1/4 inch

    Somebody call the amber lamps
     
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  13. TC

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    We lost a lot of great posters out there
     
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  14. spagett

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    It was a fucking asshole of a day
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    Now there’s nothing more I want to hear
     
  16. Taques

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    apartment complex has cut a ton of amenities because of the pandemic which I get, but they eliminated the concierge service (in favor of a semi-secure mail room which is only used some of the time) and now there’s a shanty town forming in front of our building and the closed down restaurant next to us because it’s easy to steal food/flowers/mail without someone at the entrance. “It’s the couriers fault”, says the management team

    looking forward to moving
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    BudKilmer Im dying to know who you mistook for Christian Slater in Training Day. No judgment, friend
     
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  18. Nandor the Relentless

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    I thought you lived in a dorm or am I remembering the wrong person?
     
  19. Taques

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    as an upperclassman they let me live off campus now!
     
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  20. Nandor the Relentless

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    Look at you getting fancy
     
  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Maybe you should write a sternly worded letter with your finest fountain pen and stationary to really let your fellow tenants know how you feel lol

    I’m sure from the ink and paper alone they will understand how serious this matter is
     
  22. Taques

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    well apparently not im getting mail and food stolen
     
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  23. Simon Templar

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    You try a chiropractor office and see if they’re open? That may work to provide potential relief
     
  24. spagett

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    Yea, most places are closed

    Found an urgent care that was open and got a toradol and steroid shot. Can't take me out of the game.
     
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  25. Simon Templar

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    For some reason I think you might be in Chicagoland. My wife had to go to an urgent care Chiro on 12/31 when she had a couple ribs pop out and back in. Called The Joint Clinic if you are in the area.
     
  26. spagett

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    Quite a ways from there, but I appreciate it
     
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  27. Truman

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    Ethan Hawke was amazing in Kuffs
     
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  28. Celemo

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    Kuffs is a sneaky enjoyable movie
     
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  29. Truman

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    Yeah. Ethan Hawke really plays the "slacker that needs to grow up quick" role so well!
     
  30. Nandor the Relentless

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    Perhaps I have a biased interpretation because I know what it’s supposed to mean, but what do think the below phrase means when spoken to a patient at a medical practice?

    “Please have a seat in the waiting room”
     
  31. Truman

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    Is this a trick question?
     
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  32. Daddy Rabbit

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    My guess is someone thought the actual rooms where the doctor sees you is the waiting room. You know because it seems like you wait there forever sometimes after getting called back.
     
  33. TC

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    They're testing you Shawn.

    Just FYI, here’s how to get a burger at Chipotle. When you ask for the burger they’re going to tell you they don’t make burgers, which is basically the prologue to their show. Next comes the constant denials that they make burgers and so forth until you reach the next step of the manager coming out. Now they’re the manager of a Chipotle so they know this song and dance better than anyone. They’ll kindly tell you again they don’t have a burger, but you have to press on because this is the manager and he knows his stuff. They’ll then ask you to leave and if not they’re going to call the cops, which they will because a Chipotle manager is the upmost showman and will not break character. Now, I’ve found the best thing to do when the cops show up (they’re probably in on it too but I have no facts to back it up other than they probably get free Chipotle burgers) is to go limp when they try and make you leave. Just pretend you’re a bag of sand. By this time my wife arrives after I’ve forgotten she was even there in the first place and she has a burger with her and tells the officers it’s ok and she can handle me now. So that’s how you get a burger at a Chipotle.
     
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  34. Nandor the Relentless

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    Apparently it is for our patients because many don’t seem to understand what the fuck it means.
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Does Shawn work at a methadone clinic or something
     
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  36. Truman

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    Ok. Out w it. What’s going on Shawn
     
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  37. racer

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    Pee testing clinic imo
     
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  38. Simon Templar

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    Planned Parenthood
     
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  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    Olds are fucking stupid it seems
     
  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    Nah just a non-urgent primary care facility.
     
  41. racer

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    Wow wait until your boss sees this statement of hostility against the patients you’ve sworn to care for.
     
  42. Cornelius Suttree

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    Someone take a chair and put it in their truck?
     
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  43. Nandor the Relentless

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    I definitely do not take care of them.
     
  44. Nandor the Relentless

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    No, they just act like they've never heard the phrase have a seat or have no clue what a waiting room is
     
  45. racer

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    They have, it’s just a matter of context.
    [​IMG]
     
  46. BudKilmer

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    It was some bad, drunk shitposting.

    when you drunkenly decide to watch Broken Arrow, things generally get worse from there
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    Like I said, no judgment. I was just hoping it would be something funny like mistaking Christian Slater for Scott Glenn
     
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  48. herb.burdette

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    The Ethan Hawke tangent sent me looking for pictures of Julie Delpy, circa 1995 Before Sunrise.

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  49. Nandor the Relentless

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    The Before trilogy is great
     
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