Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. racer

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    Maga
     
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  2. Tex

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    Ya that's real bad
     
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  3. Fabulousthundercock

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    So she’d have to work enough to pay for housing, healthcare, food, transportation and then go to school (which she’d prob be putting herself in massive debt to do)?

    She’s making the smart decision putting up with their shit until she’s done with undergrad and I’ll allow her to complain.
     
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  4. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    T1D, but doesn’t manage it. Very thin guy. These are the people who once ordered one large pepperoni pizza for six adults and a kid after not eating all day. Not because they’re cheap, but because they thought it was plenty.
     
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  6. Tex

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  8. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  9. Truman

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  10. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    A chik fil a near me just renovated its drive thru and the turn is right along a retaining wall. It's too tight of a turn and soooo many people fuck their cars up by scraping along it

    Kinda hilarious
     
  11. spagett

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    That had to be from like 4 months ago
     
  12. Truman

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    Just talked to my brother. He has a friend who has always been a moron. Said he was working as a server at a bar/restaurant. Got fired because when few customers ordered an old chub ale (that’s a brand of beer apparently) he responded w

    “Ahhh you want a little chub in ya huh???”

    He did this this multiple times and was warned and couldn’t help himself :laugh:
     
  13. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Damn I'd give him extra tip for that.
     
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  14. racer

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    You want your little chub in him, huh???
     
  15. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    When I grab my coffee at the gas station in the morning I only recently realized how much sugar and cream many people put in theirs. Like, I see people with piles of 5-6 packets of sugar

    why do you drink coffee

    you do not like it
     
  16. Lyrtch

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    for the huge amounts of caffeine

    hth
     
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  17. Toast

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    bingbing never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    I wet my cigarettes a little bit and roll them in sugar before I smoke them.
     
  19. Tiffin

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    Old chub is a strong beer too. I shit my pants one day drinking Old Chub.

    Also, hilarious. Id have left him a tip, iykwim
     
  20. 1

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    Since fantasy football is done I decided to enter a couple different contests on DraftKings so I could have some rooting interest in these playoff games. As a bonus offer, DraftKings gave me a free "ticket" which basically amounts to free entry into whatever $25 contest I choose. So I choose one and it's one of those huge contests with tens of thousands of entries and a top prize of $1m and overall prizes of $2.5m. Terrible chances of winning any decent amount but whatever, it was free to me.

    Anyway...I'm just poking around there looking at different things and come across the never ending usernames of all the entries. There's one dude who has 145 entries. At $25 per entry, what a weird ass way to gamble $3,600.
     
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  21. Corky Bucek

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    Yeah there are a bunch of pros that max entry on these tournaments. Your best bet for tournaments is to do single entry or 3 max entry. That way the variance is lower. Also, the pros in these milly make tournaments also will sell shares to each other kind of like stakes in poker tournaments. I never enter in these types of tournaments.
     
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    Just seems so fucking tedious to create 145 teams and make sure you're getting enough variance. I wouldn't enter it if it wasn't free to me.
     
  23. Corky Bucek

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    All of those guys have excel sheets and they can upload those files.
     
  24. burnttatertot

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    fuck this, I'm going to play some baseball.
     
  25. Todd Bonzales

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    Chipotle’s new riced cauliflower is dreadful.
     
  26. Corky Bucek

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    Dreadful as it should be 20x better because it come from a restaurant or it's worse than the off brand version from the shitty grocery store?
     
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  27. Todd Bonzales

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    It’s just mush.
     
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  28. Corky Bucek

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    Makes sense as they claim they never freeze and it likely has too much water content.
     
  29. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don’t eat at Chipotle very often but if I do fuck being healthy. Give me that big ass bowl of white rice.
     
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  30. Tarpon Nole

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    Washington's QB pakyed in the XFL. Hard to believe not even a full year ago the XFL was palyng. Seems like 10 years ago.
     
  31. Tex

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    You drunk?
     
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  32. Tarpon Nole

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    Surprisingly, no.
     
  33. Gin Buckets

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    Does anyone remember 1-800-GOLFTIP? It was a weird 1-800 number from the 90s.

    Mostly famous in Canada.
     
    #183 Gin Buckets, Jan 10, 2021
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  34. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Rings to “America’s hottest talk line” today fyi
     
  35. Butthead

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    cbs has the absolute fucking worst primetime shows

    they have a reality show about construction/trade workers who work the hardest and fastest, and they're trying to hype the drama involved :pffft:
     
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  36. racer

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    Hey fuck you, I like tough as nails
     
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  37. Fabulousthundercock

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    I sort of ate like shit last weekend and the start of the week and I went the last three days without pooping. Finally did just now.

    How in the fuck do women push whole babies out of their bodies? God damn.
     
    #187 Fabulousthundercock, Jan 10, 2021
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  38. shawnoc

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    I had a colonoscopy on Thursday and my poop has been really skinny since. I’m wondering how long it will stay that way.
     
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  39. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Try using something girthy to stretch the ol’ sphincter out.
     
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Nice humblebrag on having a nice tight ass

    also, sup :gfa:
     
  41. Tex

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    Is there a dark mode for the board?
     
  42. Tiffin

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    Blackboard. Change at the bottom of the page
     
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  43. Tex

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    Thanks
     
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  44. shawnoc

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    Wow. How long has that been the description for the blackboard?
     
  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  46. Tiffin

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    Greenboard = goat and I just turn the dark mode on for my entire phone half the day. Looks sexy.
     
  47. ANTWONE

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    Anyone with a dog and some familiarity with training - what are your thoughts on balanced training vs positive reinforcement only?

    I was going to a facility that was very positive reinforcement only, but I moved and now seem to only be finding trainers who do “balanced” training.
     
  48. Truman

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    From personal experience and to make a long story short, at around 10 months my dog jumped the fence at the dog park and almost got hit in traffic. I ended up using an e-collar. Felt guiltily as hell at first but didn’t want to take the risk of that happening again.

    Ended up working very well. He’s really well trained imo.

    I think it depends on the dog. If they’re eager to please type then positive only will work. If they’re like mine who is a stubborn fuck that will only do it for food or because he knows he has to, it won’t imo.

    I do think positive only for super young puppies is the right way to go. To learn the basics. Sit, stay ect.
     
  49. TC

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    Orange and purple board for me
     
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  50. Truman

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    I only had to use the e collar for a year or two when he was in that rebellious stage. He just turned 9 and haven’t used it in years
     
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