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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 3, 2021.
Always knew you were a closing Clemson fan.
Love everything about them man. The provincialism. The camouflage wardrobe. The impeccable academic esteem
Purple board >>>>>>
At night, Black board >>>>>>
I’ve got a golden retriever who loves everybody and I just need to work on excitement with him. Otherwise he’s an incredibly good listener and learner.
Took him to the dog park for the first time yesterday and he just followed around an older golden doing whatever he did which was hilarious to watch.
Excitement how? What is he doing that you don’t want to do?
I need to work on excitement with AIOLICOCK. Guy is too damn upbeat and enthusiastic
Reply to every post with:
‘it’s just mayonnaise’
and eventually the spirit will be broken
I can't help it. I have to let my light shine.
He’s just jumpy but that’s typical puppy behavior. I’m working on it by having him sit before anyone approaches but not always feasible.
That’s a tough one. Turning your back to him and ignoring him until he stopped jumping then giving him attention really worked. But it’s hard w others when they come up and want to pet a cute puppy
Yeah he knows not to jump on me. It’s people walking by making baby voices at him and getting him riled up. I think he’ll grow out of it but trying to do what I can to speed that up.
My mother called me to let me know there's a tracking device in the vaccine. I requested she take a couple days off from facebook.
The same people who gave their SSN to be able to post on Parler are the same ones scared there’s a tracking device in a vaccine.
If she’s not breaking the law, she won’t have anything to worry about
I'm fine if the government wants to track me going to work and back home each day.
Still makes me laugh.
I've watched so much House Hunters International that I now pronounce bedroom "beedroom" like they do in New Zealand
Girlfriend’s roommate wants to let her recovering heroin addict friend stay over for “a night or two.” Supposedly the girl overdosed like two days ago.
GF obviously told her roommate that wasn’t cool with her and to tell the friend to go elsewhere, but roommate is adamant about heroin addict staying over.
What should/could GF do?
Have you tried sucking the heroin addicts dick?
On second thought... maybe heroin addict can teach you to change a tire ...
Been rewatching Californication because it's a damn good show. Decided to check out David Duchovny's Wiki. Dude has a bachelor's from Princeton and a Masters from Yale. He also went to rehab for sex addiction in '08. I guess it explains why he's so good in this show.
I found a collection of the most miserable humans on earth
They really are the worst
Everything on there is confirmation bias
Dogfree? Icky! I hate cats though
One of the top posts is about burying their cat because a dog got loose and killed it
Cats never kill anything, but every dog is a murderous SOB
I'm talking about how it's popular to hate cats but everyone thinks you must love dogs or you're a horrible person. I like some dogs but I'll go ahead and out myself as a "cat person!"
Having had both types of pets I have decided I don’t really like owning them that much. I love(d) them both but they’re both a pain in the ass for different reasons.
I don't care if you're a dog or cat person. Just don't be one of those pet owners who acts like they're a parent of a fur baby
Don't you be hatin' on my fluffer pupper
Why?Pokes care to weigh in?
I’m a dog person. LadyPokes brought cats into my life. I will admit a kitten that grows up socialized w dogs is pretty awesome.
Oh you meant the fluffers part. A little piece of me dies every time I’m forced to change those bowties.
I'm doing another re-watch, and for some reason this scene absolutely slayed me this time around.
This is a weird but kinda funny thing I stumbled across on Instagram
Its funny at first but then its kinda good, and you can see this weird evolution of it across her timeline. Idk, the internet is crazy
Seems like a similar situation to Lil NasX but not quite that level yet
My friend is naming his son a 7 letter word that starts and ends with D. What the hell is it?
We guessed that but he said no. I think that’s more of a girl name anyways.
Tried both of these and still no. Thought we had it at Dickwad.
Darnold. They could not decide between Darren & Arnold.