Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. Nandor the Relentless

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    So my best friend’s college soccer team will be a perfect 8-0 on conference if they win their last game tomorrow. They’d be the first team in the conference since 1995 to win every game. They are playing the second worst team in the conference tomorrow.
     
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  2. Houndster

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    Wallet front left phone back right keys front right
     
  3. Butthead

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    :theswarm:
     
  4. Daddy Rabbit

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    My pockets are unassigned. glad it's warming up to eliminate the extra pockets provided by coats, jackets, and pullovers.
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

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  6. The Banks

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    Phone front left, wallet back right. Keys never leave the car.
     
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  7. Corky Bucek

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    I use a money clip which is placed in my front right pocket with chapstick and my keys and nowadays a mask. Left pocket is for my phone.

    Bills are organized from smallest on the outside to largest on the inside.

    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
     
  8. CoastalOrange

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    My biggest concern with keeping cards in a phone case is that if I lose the phone, I lose everything. I'd rather have the stuff split up so if I lose the phone, I lose the phone and still have my license and cards. If I lose the wallet, then I lose the wallet and still have my phone to helpe figure things out.
     
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  9. ANTWONE

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    Is your best friend the coach?
     
  10. racer

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    Phone/wallet case front right. Keys and pocket knife front left. That’s it.
     
  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    So do you mean just your car key then?
     
  12. Simon Templar

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    Probably app entry or code on the door
     
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  13. Simon Templar

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    Phone front left, flat wallet front right. That’s it.
     
  14. Nandor the Relentless

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    Yes he is the head coach. They won six games and went 1-7-1 in conference the year before he was hired. He’s in his fourth season now, and they are 14-0-1, hopefully soon to be 15-0-1, in conference games since last season. They are also undefeated in their last 21 total games.

    It’s easily the best two-year run in school history and a large majority of the players getting the most playing time this year are freshmen and sophomores a year after relying on a stacked senior class. I was expecting a bit of a rebuilding year but dude just keeps on rolling.
     
  15. Simon Templar

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    That’s really awesome
     
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  16. Nandor the Relentless

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    Yeah this is the last year he’ll have inherited talent, and I mean the senior class is solid but no all-conference talent other than maybe the goalie. But the freshmen and sophomore classes are legit. His best freshmen should objectively be a first-team all conference player. He scored an absurd goal a couple games ago. A horrific defensive clearance pass led to it but the goal was nasty. Threaded that ball between six defenders and goalie didn’t stand a chance.



    The coach is legit one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life and all his assistants have been great people as well. The only reason I don’t say nicest is because the first two assistants he hired are in the discussion as well and it would be a disservice to all three of them to even rank them.
     
  17. TC

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    Newport menthol box front left. Phone right carpenter jeans pocket
     
  18. Nandor the Relentless

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    Front left pocket - iPhone 11, maybe a stylus

    Front right - Parker Jotter pen, Zebra F-701 pen, chapstick, Gerber EAB pocket knife clipped to the pocket

    Back right - TGT Wallet

    Back left - keys. Though most of the time when I’m out and about they are either being held, in a jacket pocket, or on my desk if I’m at work. I also have a quick release keychain for the car key so I can just take that key and leave everything else on the keychain hidden in the car.
     
  19. Truman

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    Front left wallet &keys. Front right phone and airpods
     
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    Phone front left. Wallet and vape pen front right. Keys back right. Love that Saddleback leather wallet people here we're recommending a long time ago. Got one in 2014 that's small but holds everything I need and has held up like a champ

    I hate having things in my pockets generally though
     
  21. ANTWONE

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    Front right keys
    Front left AirPods

    Phone usually is back left but noticed I’ve been going front left more

    Wallet is back right when I actually bring it
     
  22. Tiffin

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    Forgot I changed my avatar for a second and was like wtf, I dont remember posting this. Nice pic
     
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  23. Capstone 88

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    Keys and wallet - front left
    Phone -front right
     
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  24. Simon Templar

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    Being an As and baseball fan thought you’d appreciate my wallet, made from an old glove
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  25. CoastalOrange

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    Four items at all times or else I feel "off":
    - front left- chapstick and keys
    - front right- phone
    - back right- wallet

    Always having the same things in the same location helps me check quickly and easily if I'm forgetting or missing something.
     
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  26. racer

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    Forgot to add that I keep a gelly roll in my front left and a milky behind my right ear.
     
  27. Tiffin

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    Same.
     
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  28. Tiffin

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    Going on a date to a skate rink later.

    I'm going to die.
     
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  29. TC

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    How do people sit on keys
     
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  30. shawnoc

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    Tbh most of the time I just leave the keys in the car. #dontrobme
     
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  31. Truman

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    Or wallet or phone
     
  32. Degausser

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    Keys front left, phone front right, wallet back right, mask back left
     
  33. ANTWONE

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  34. Willpépé

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    Left front, leather fossil watches, black and brown just in case. Front right, a few clean bracelets. Back left, 2-3 necklaces with unique pendants. Back right, two condoms from my family pack of trojans.
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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  36. racer

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    I was at the zoo the other day and sitting on a bench watching the tigers while my son ran around with grandma and grandpa. This young couple, probably not even 21, came out of the tiger viewing building and I heard:

    Guy: “...spiritually connected to them.” (assuming he meant tigers)
    Girl: “Yeah, that’s like me with dolphins.”
    Guy: :comicbookguy:“did you know that dolphins are serial rapists?”

    What a thing to say on a zoo date.
     
  37. The Banks

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    Car key, house key (never used it), and work key (rarely need to use it).
     
  38. Degausser

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    Just dropping some fun facts
     
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  39. ANTWONE

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    Speaking of things in your pocket

     
  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    So you have smart locks for the car and house or something?
     
  41. The Banks

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    Yeah either my phone or keypad for both.
     
  42. bigred77

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    No it's not

    It's in my hand so I can type this
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    :laugh:

    I almost wish I could be there to watch
     
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  44. Tiffin

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    Pray for me.
     
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  45. Daddy Rabbit

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    Dear Lord,

    On this beloved Easter Sunday, thank you for this beautiful sunshiny day. Thank you for donating one of your children to keep user Tiffin company this afternoon.

    Heavenly Father, we ask for your guidance in brother Tiffin 's adventures . We pray and ask he is just clumsy enough to fall and bust his ass a handful of times, but not break any bones. Please give him the strength to keep getting back up.

    And we ask that this fine young lady or gentleman that will accompany brother Tiffin today is impressed enough to come off a piece before end of business today.

    In your name we pray,
    Amen
     
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  46. BudKilmer

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    you should be on a federal watch list
     
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  47. Butthead

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    oh what the hell, wingstop is closed on easter
     
  48. Daddy Rabbit

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    So was Sam's Club.
     
  49. Tiffin

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    Amen.
     
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  50. Tiffin

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    Didn't fall once :mulletsmug:

    I bet my knee is gonna be sore tho.