Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

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    Click the settings icon at the end of the search bar

    I'm on mobile, but it's damn near the same.
     
  2. Tobias

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    it works on mobile.

    the options you are referring to don't show up anymore on desktop for some reason. been like that for a while
     
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  3. Daddy Rabbit

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    I didn't know that.

    Sucks to suck TC
     
  4. TC

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    All good homie, I've got TMB paralegals handling my searches for me
     
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  5. Henry Blake

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    You can get advanced search by clicking on Search in the menu bar
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  6. TC

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  7. TC

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    Pronouncing Flo Rida like "floor rider" amuses me
     
  8. NP13

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    really? i've never had it stop working.

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  9. TC

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    Red board was a bad choice
     
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  10. ANTWONE

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    Leo and his world saving yacht
     
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  12. Gin Buckets

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    Just finished watching Rush for the millionth time. Love that movie so much.

    First of all, I think Daniel Brühl's portrayal of Niki Lauda in that movie is one of my favorite performances ever -- like second only to Val as Doc Holliday. I wish Brühl was in more movies.

    The last time I watched it, Niki Lauda was still alive. Very sad that he died, and at only age 70. He must have been pretty sick because he looked much older imo. Also, his wife, Birgit Wetzinger was 30 years younger than him. This pic was at the Golden Globes in 2014, and he hadn't even turned 65 yet.
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  13. Willpépé

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    Smoke em if you got em.
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

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    "Today, the U.S. Food & Drug Administration announced a plan to ban all flavored cigars. That ban is part of a larger effort to ban menthol flavoring in cigarettes, the last permissible flavor since all other flavors of cigarettes were banned in 2009."

     
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  15. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  16. teel

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  17. ANTWONE

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  18. Dump

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    People are putting the condoms....................on

     
  19. TC

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    This must be what the guy who put "double stuck, ready to fuck" on Facebook meant
     
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  20. Truman

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  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Well here's my new project
     
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  22. teel

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  23. Butthead

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  24. TheFreak55

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    Stopped at a gas station in Travelers Rest So Car and attendant is talking to another customer and says something along the lines of my daughter had a miscarriage at my husband’s funeral...this lady didn’t look much older than 40.....
     
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  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    A lot to unpack here.
     
  26. racer

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    You missed the part where the husband was also the father of the miscarried child
     
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  27. TheFreak55

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  28. CUpigpen12

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    Taught at Travelers Rest High School for 5 years. Story checks out
     
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  29. Daddy Rabbit

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    Damn, look at this lurker.

    Sup
     
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  30. Butthead

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  31. Willpépé

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    I’ll take two please.
     
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  32. spagett

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    ATL would be nutting uncontrollably

     
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  33. Truman

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  34. spagett

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    I thought that's how you honky tonked
     
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  35. Dump

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  36. Gin Buckets

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    Maybe this could go in the Jaden Smith thread.... Man, it so hard for me to look past pit hair. I know I shouldn't care, but it really grosses me out more than it should. I'm still scarred by the Paula Cole video from the 90s.

     
  37. Beeds07

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    This isn’t a random thought but I really can’t think of another place to put this

    Christians are weird



    Edit: Somehow it gets weirder

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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Man I want to believe that’s satire
     
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  39. Truman

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    I know internet incels do the no fap thing, but I never understood what the reason was
     
  40. TC

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    Strap junior to this crucifix so he'll stop self-raping
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

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    It is mostly a meme but also a chance to break porn addiction. There’s also the belief that building up your nut gives you more energy/focus and that women steal that energy for men. It’s a lot of weird shit.
     
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  42. TC

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    If you don't fap for days it builds up your athletic power. Also eating gunpowder
     
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  44. Gin Buckets

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    100% satire. The cover story on their website is "Should people who masturbate be allowed to vote?" Which is what he seems to have cropped a pic of, but still, 100% satire.
     
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  45. racer

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    There’s at least one non-satirical website out there with that same headline.
     
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  46. Truman

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    My boss left the company today. I think he got let go. First Monday of the month is always internal meetings. They’re awful. But no manager.. no meetings. Today was basically a free day off.

    I have interneted too much today.
     
  47. ANTWONE

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    I missed most of April on medical leave. I also work in a sales role working with accountants so everyone has told me to fuck off until May 17th. It’s put me in quite an interesting predicament.
     
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  48. Truman

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    Mix CaneKnight other UCF peeps

    Is this the first White Castle in Orlando or Florida ??


    lmao at this line for White Castle. 4 Hours to get greasy onion vurps

     
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  49. Truman

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    As in you sell to accountants? Send them gift packages on the 18th. Or probably before the 17th because they won’t be in the office for a while after that.
     
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