Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread 2021

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I said similar. Like in the same ball park to a coin flip as compared to like 1% chance.
     
  2. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Weighed in at 154 today. Trying to be 145 next Friday
     
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  3. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Found out in another thread the Amy Schumer truck stop pic is a fake guys. Proceed with caution
     
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  4. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    What do you mean found out? It’s like the onion opened a truck stop.

     
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  5. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    I initially proceeded from a standpoint of credulity
     
  6. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  7. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    I havent weighed that since grade school lol
     
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  8. Nandor the Relentless

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    Truckin n Fuckin. Servicing people. It’s a sex trafficking operation.
     
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  9. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Sadly it’s a parody account :(

    But making fun of a truck stop with A+ photoshop skills is quite a niche sport.
     
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  10. Nandor the Relentless

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    Bonk
     
  11. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
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    One of my coworkers got busted for (allegedly) operating an onlyfans account from her work phone :facepalm:

    No there will not be pics.

    Also if you're doing stupid shit on a work device, your IT people are gossiping about you
     
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  12. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    -Enter password
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    -Select the card on your account
    -Card on the account expired a month ago. Got a new one.
    -Can't select the card because it's expired. Can't add a new card because I can't sign in.

     
  13. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    So that really is Amy Schumer?
     
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  14. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Good fucking lord at how gullible some of you are to think that those posts were real. The internet has passed you folks by.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Can’t we just believe something for fun
     
  16. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    No
     
  17. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    I feel some posters need to have FW: FW: FW: added to everything they share until they redeem themselves
     
  18. colonel_forbin

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    Quoting this post from another thread because my thought belongs here and not there.

    lemonparty has been around for what, like 15-20 years? Imagine the guy who hosts that site and maintains that domain. He pays for it year after year just so people can make jokes like this and so unsuspecting internet user will get a sickening surprise. The guy has to be at least in his 40s now. Maybe he has a wife and kids now and he's hiding his credit card transaction from his wife. Acts like he's taking a shit in the bathroom just to check the number of hits on the website to see how many people he "got" that day.

    What a psychopath.
     
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  19. Truman

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    I havent actually clicked on it in forever. Does he at least run ads on it?
     
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  20. colonel_forbin

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    Haha IDK. No way I'm clicking on it. I honestly don't remember ever clicking on it.
     
  21. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I text it whenever I receive a spam text.
     
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  22. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hahah totally. Me either.
     
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  23. colonel_forbin

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    Also, who is even (1) advertising on lemonparty; and (2) staying on lemonparty long enough for an advertising impression to hit?
     
  24. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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  25. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Didn’t expect a random Hate It Or Love It shout out today but here were are. Thanks Ray Dizzle!
     
  26. BudKilmer

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  27. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    You forgot his last name
     
  28. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  29. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode im a lovely geezer
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    Cross post from other thread if anyone has any input

     
  30. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’m confused. Are you asking if there is some way to paint something that doesn’t involve buying paint?
     
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  31. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode im a lovely geezer
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    an entire can *

    my bad
     
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  32. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    If you’re going with white, you can get definitely find a smaller can.
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Get a sample from Home Depot. It won’t be an exact match, but in small doses should be fine.
     
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  34. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Supercritical fluid is wild.
     
  35. Long Ball Larry

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    Please help me think of what movie I’ve heard this song (not Donnie Darko). I’m going nuts trying to think of it.
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol what the fuck?
     
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  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    These guys are absolutely hilarious FYI. That video is perfect.
     
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  38. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    I’m flying for the first time since 2019 and I’m happy to report nature is healing (people still stand up immediately when the plane stops ... )
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    cliffs please who they are and what’s going on? I assume it is all performance art?
     
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  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Yeah. Two comedians who make satirical videos on Twitter
     
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  41. Dump

    Dump Luka Da God
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    People still clap at the end of movies too
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    is everyone in the audience in on the act?
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Im actually impressed Aaron made it to the second. I'm younger, in better shape, and haven't done as much drugs as Aaron, but I don't think I could make it to the 3rd against a 7 foot tall former professional athlete.
     
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  44. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    I thought Lamar was dead.
     
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  45. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    How dare you give Aaron the drugs excuse and not Lamar
     
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  46. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
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    Making an NBA 3 pointer is not even in the same galaxy as throwing a punch. Not that you said this or think this but it's part of the genius of those youtube dorks and why this is happening