We would spray out like a 1 yard ring with glyphosate, knock it down with a string trimmer when the dead ring appeared, and then throw down mulch into the ring. Kind of labor intensive but it looked nice and the trees seemed to like it. Only on mature trees obviously
Someone mentioned something about maintenance around the base of big trees and I was half awake taking a dump at 5am
My neighbor planted a magnolia tree around the time we moved in. He was an 80 year old miserable racist who hated that there were minorities in our neighborhood and said that I was less than a man because I let my wife have a hobby (riding horses) rather than staying home to serve me. He’s dead now. I spend half my life picking magnolia leaves out of my flowers and bushes, and I run over an average of 14,897 magnolia cones each time I mow the lawn. I guess he won
I bought an acorn roller to pick up the thousands of acorns I get in my front yard. I fill a bucket, dump them at the edge of my backyard and the deer eat them in the evening. No animals are harmed in this arrangement.
I took out ~19 huge pine trees that would definitely have killed me at some point. Left a Magnolia and Water oak. Put in a Gingko and three Japanese maples. The Gingko in the fall
If we ever have dozens of deer running in and out of our garage and between our guests’ feet during parties, I’ll consider it.
Lip lives in a monastery. He's always posting about his nickname is Mr. Gets No Pussy (vow of celebacy)
damn waterproof silicon sex toys and their charging mechanisms screwing up have to replace these things at least twice a year
So is Kohl’s like where y’all do all y’all’s raping or just for like the people you really, really want to rape?
“I know you’ve been working hard but sorry for ruining your 3 day weekend. It’s just more convenient for my 4 family members driving in from Wisconsin”
Took a half day and caught the train to Scotland with my kid who’s visiting. Which I can easily do due to the UKs legally mandated minimum of 28 vacation days for full time workers.