Let's just hope they don't come after Palentines and Galentines, the sacred American institutions that they are.
my wife is going out to dinner and a movie with her yoga instructor what a nice guy taking her out for palentines day. there are some good dudes still left out there
my wife’s coworker Turner knows how badly i want to see Paddington in Peru so he surprised me with a ticket for tonight. he’s so cool like who gets their coworker’s husband a ticket to a movie just because? i do feel sorta bad about leaving her alone on Valentines but it’s Paddington
Because of the weather here, everything closed because of the snow and freezing rain starting yesterday. I doubt my wife got me anything as well, but that's my excuse why I can't go out and get her flowers and a card by the end of today.
Honey, this hot lady stole your flowers out of my hands and started sucking me off. There's nothing I could do!
According to postmate's drivers they get hit with a ton of wrong delivery addresses every Valentine's day. With a range from just basic forgot to update the address to oh this is going to end up poorly, please tip.
People that stop or half stop ten feet before the stop sign at an intersection in an attempt to go before you make me fucking furious.
During the bird/lime heyday - I'm still shocked we did not have regular mass casualty events at intersections. It was so dumb.
What drives me crazy is when you get to a 4-way stop after the person and they wave you on. Like no just follow the procedure. there is a intersection where I turn into my drive way. It is a two way stop but so many times people with stop and wave you through or stuff. Drives me nuts jsut drive
There’s a chain of smoke shops around here called Vape City and every time I pass one or see a billboard I start thinking “Vape City bitch. Vape Vape City bitch” it’s a problem
on the other hand, Post Malone playing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear
live mixing vs what's broadcast is notoriously bad, i didn't think it was that bad it's not like they're trying to play Master of Puppets
Using goldbelly for the first time to ship something to my dad, has anyone had good experiences with it?
No but let me know how that works out for you because I’m considering using it to order some Pequod’s
Varies wildly depending on what you're wanting to order. Like are we sending a King Cake or setting up a family birthday dinner?
Pequods sells frozen pizzas that turn out pretty good at home. I'd assume the only hangups w goldbelly would be price on that. I'd feel pretty comfortable ordering pequods I think But also I've heard them advertise the garbage can nachos or whatever they're called. I don't understand how that would work.
I used it to order Clam Chowder from Legal Seafood and pizza from Lou Malnatis and had no issues with my orders
Is there a meme generator for the conservative guy selfies in their car wearing m frames and if so can someone send it to me?