Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread: 2025

Nee yet

 

Nee is a term that means maiden name

 

I'm aware - can very confidently claim to have never used the term.

 

My Little Slut (nee Maiden)

 

Fair

 

Too much Monty Python in your algorithm, imo.

 

Nee also was Nebraska’s basketball coach in the 90s

 

Every single time

 

very nice man, much nicer than Tony Barone.

 

the guy from NKOTB?

 

yes, and occasionally he coached Creighton basketball too

 

So nice he let his players bang his wife iirc

 

Sometimes the Atlantic climbs so far up its own ass it makes me mad:

https://archive.is/6U3mH

This list of "8 perfect episodes" of television includes 2 reality show episodes, 2 episodes of Grey's Anatomy, an episode of Girls, an episode of Veep, a somewhat obscure episode of the X-Files, and a Sponge Bob episode.
I'm sure the Veep and X-Files episodes are great, but holy shit otherwise.

 

Very weird list, but yes, that X-Files episode is great

 

What is your greatest personal accomplishment? Professional accomplishments excluded.

 

Took your mom to pound town last night

 

Not creating accounts on majority-black message boards and antagonizing them

 

Nice humblebrag on having a huge dong

 

Me, watching "College" from the Sopranos: I wish this was as good as that one Girls episode

 

When you’re on deadline but hungover as fuck

 

You need one to fit in that hallway

 

Yeah, that’s a classic X-Files episode. Not my favorite, but certainly worthy of high praise.

 

Dammit. Was gunna ask if you're a knight

 

I really don't want to know what you and your mom text about

 

The cats.

But she is fat, hence why I said what I said.

 

I’m guessing there are 25 episodes of The Wire that are better than that episode of Girls and any episode if Grey’s. And adding reality TV is just insane.

 

the specific episodes of Grey’s cited are where the show went from decent to daytime soap opera stupid

 

early Girls was great but not because of Lena

 

My son was "accepted" to my wife's school to start Pre-K3 next year. It's not like he wouldn't be since she teaches there, but the email had me SHOOK.

"Congratulations, Lil Dr Tom has been accepted to (school) and is officially part of the class of 2040"

That 2040 rattled me so hard that when I went to the barber shortly after that I told him to shave my beard down to the skin to take 5 years off of me. First time I've been baby faced since like 2016. Looking forward to the wife and children's response tonight.

 

Get that French shit out of here

 

Good soup

 

What's your favorite episode?

 

I know this is stupid parent bullshit to say but it goes so goddamn fast. My oldest's voice started to drop last spring and now dude sounds a lot like me and is almost as big as me. I have a man living in my house now and it's fucking me up. A lot.

 

blind dog does my humane society ever contact you anymore since you donated to it that one time?

 

after they sent the exclusive private party invite you refused to go to where you would have met the love of your life, no

 

In “Reign of Fire” is the reason all of the adults that survived did so as children because the dragons didn’t eat all of them so they could procreate and make a sustainable food source?

 

I think they just needed a reason to know where to go kill the big dragon

 

Yes, obviously. Embarrassing that you had to ask.

 

I knew it I was just double checking.

 

i know you’re a virgin or whatever but weight doesn’t really have anything to do with the size of a vagina

cliffs: your mom could be 400lbs but still have a tight ass pussy

 

The Cost and The Hunt come to mind from season 1

 

Some solid back to back posts there:

"Your mom could be 400lbs but still have a tight ass pussy"

"The Cost and The Hunt come to mind from season 1"

 

I realized at Christmas that my 15 year old nephew is 6’2 and is now taller than me. I was shook

 

YouTube knows me so well

 

I went to hot pot and Korean BBQ tonight, and I ate so much that I want to die.