One Two just recently financed a John Mayer G shock so his virginity may finally be in jeopardy. He could still use your thoughts and prayers
One Two has had his stuff stolen by middle schoolers outside of sonic one too many times to not have a secure fit watch
Middle school kids smashed the windows out of my car and stole all my shit back when the braves played at turner field. When I called the police the dispatch told me it would be hours before they could respond and I should probably just get out of their before they came back. Middle school kids can be tough.
After typing that, makes you wonder how the fuck they came up with a "w" in front of rist for the word.
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