Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread: 2025

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Clown Baby, Jan 1, 2025.

  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I’m on this call and someone actually mentioned the Indy 500, so maybe it’s just a me issue.
     
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  2. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Okay, I was more focused on the part where you said the city shuts down and I thought you were saying Indianapolis doesn't even realize that the event is happening. It's obviously very huge locally
     
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  3. ohhaithur

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    I don't think it's something that people block off on their schedule, but 350,000 people will be there so it's obviously popular. It's just not as exciting or brief as the Derby

    Derby letting you have an excuse to wear fun hats is a major advantage
     
  4. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Car racing boring af
     
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  5. ohhaithur

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    I found the last couple of laps of a lot of car races really entertaining. They should just skip the first 2 hours though
     
  6. i am a bammer

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    Can't believe how popular F1 became in America considering it's the most boring thing I've ever seen. I guess turning it into a soap opera was all it took
     
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  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    Sure, I’d be ok with this.
     
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  8. Butthead

    Butthead Fan of: Oregon
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    My grandpa loved any kind of auto racing. I never really got it. I'll watch like a Browns-Jets game for 2 hours though
     
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  9. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    There's almost no overlap between people who enjoy F1 and people who enjoy drive to survive

    That said, I recently went to the Japanese Grand Prix and it was the single most boring sporting event I've ever attended. It was like a top 10 most boring F1 race ever and that's saying a lot
     
  10. seanofthedead86

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    I tried watching a race one time early on a Sunday and that one guy that always wins was in first after like 2 turns so I stopped watching. He did end up winning.
     
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  11. ohhaithur

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    they've successfully convinced many people that a battle for 7th place in the team competition is compelling.

    I only get into it when the top 3 are in doubt. I often skip a large section of the middle of the race
     
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  12. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    nascar used to be fun to follow when i was growing up. loved jeff gordon and his homosexual agenda car. his jurassic park car that he ran roughshod over everyone at the all star race in like 1998 or something was a memorable sporting event for me as a kid
     
  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    I was a huge Jeff Gordon fan growing up. My parents sent me to gay conversion camp.
     
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  14. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    i think this car was so dominant that they immediately banned it

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  15. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    did it work
     
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  16. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I still love Jeff Gordon
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    To clarify, Stone Cold Steve Austin ’s mom and I sent him to a camp that would make him gay. Worth every penny
     
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  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Clown Baby groomed me from a young age, it’s true.
     
  19. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Please. You bought those lance bass and Ricky Martin posters on your own accord
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    The Indy 500 was a top five US sporting event until Days of Thunder came out at roughly the same time cable greatly increased the amount of live sports on the air. Before that, Indy drivers were the celebrities in the US outside of the confederacy.

    The Derby is about betting, peacocking and drinking. The event itself is basically the first commercial break of the Super Bowl in importance.
     
  21. Tiffin

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    We just started it Sunday. I had seen most of S1 back on 2019 but didn't keep up with it.
     
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  22. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    You were posting with us in the F1 thread watching practice this morning. Betrayal
     
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  23. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I don’t feel strongly one way or another about racing
     
  24. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    What I do feel strongly about it that people who use the Ring app are fucking idiots. Fireworks or gunshots on the Fourth of July is king but today I saw a bunch of posts about what was obviously the Braves flyover. These mouth breathers thought we were getting invaded.
     
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  25. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Seems exhausting
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    Such is big city living and a voodoo woman named Phyllis
     
  27. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    I mean having one of those doorbells in general. My dad has one and his phone goes off if a dog runs by
     
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Should have just responded with "Russia?"
     
  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I didn’t have a hardwired doorbell so it was ring or bust. I thought it would chill my dog out from barking when people knock on the door but now she goes bananas if she hears the ring music on tv.
     
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  30. All_Luck

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    Nascar blows now. Peaked in the 90s-early 2000s. The good racing is dirt track racing with some Busch Lattes watchin piece of shit cars tear the shit out each other.
     
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  31. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    NASCAR died on the track in Daytona in 2001

    :awshucks:
     
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  32. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’m pretty sure this was the only nascar race I’ve ever actually watched
     
  33. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Racing was good in the 90s and early 2000s. Can't put my finger on what has killed the leagues but I want to say technology has made it where you can measure everything and maximize potential to where there's so little variance but I'm not sure if that's 100% the reason
     
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  34. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    some say the same about basketball
     
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  35. One Two

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    “Holy shit they are turning left again!”

    - Clown Baby, devoted NASCAR fan
     
  36. blind dog

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    i watched nascar for the first time during Covid bc I was so damn bored, devine who was it that we adopted as our driver and he always seemed to come in 2nd?
     
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  37. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    There's also a ton of aerodynamic influence in NASCAR(and it may be similar in open wheel) where when you're behind someone it displaces the air to a point that it's difficult to create downforce and thus, very difficult to pass someone... which makes for very bad racing
     
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  38. blind dog

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    I’ve also seen days of thunder
     
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  39. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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  40. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    NASCAR attempted to fix it with their latest car that has a diffuser on the bottom of the decklid but has had middling results
     
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  41. blind dog

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  42. Tiffin

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    Car companies also don't have the same incentive they used to to pour money into NASCAR with the shift toward hybrid/electric cars
     
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  43. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    The cars also aren't anywhere close to "stock" anymore.
     
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  44. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    None of these **
     
  45. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Diffuser just breaks up the air coming off the back of the car. Without it you have more "dirty air." You can essentially aerodynamic "block" a guy by driving in his line in turns where the air doesn't hit the front of their car or less air does which affects the grip of the car. More grip= faster

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  46. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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  47. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    There is a good sport somewhere to be had in racing but nepotism and the advantaged have killed it, especially NASCAR.

    It used to be guys from working class families who built their own car and eventually worked their way up. Now it's just rich kids who's parents can afford the time and money for them to race. And they all have zero personality
     
  48. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Some wild shit being sold at the wal mart I had to briefly run into this AM

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  49. Kaden Ashby

    Kaden Ashby Well-Known Member

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    Used to play this all the time growing up
     
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  50. blind dog

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