Random Thoughts That Don’t Warrant Their Own Thread: 2025

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I don't think it's creepy, but weird. It's 99% Playboy pictures before the year 2000.
     
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  2. electronic

    electronic Woke Marxist Pope
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    I only saw the last 2 pages, but I didn’t see a single post that fit this description. I did see several that would make a libertarian do a double take.
     
  3. The Blackfish

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  4. BudKilmer

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    Randomly thought how fucked up it was for Mel Tucker to jack off while talking on the phone to someone who has made sexual assault education her life’s mission. Like I feel like you could do a psychological profile on how fucking deranged that is and what motivated him to do it
     
  5. wes tegg

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    With a comment section of one.
     
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  6. miles

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    The naked lady thread is basically like when you were 13 and went to google and just typed in “big boobs”
     
  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    But now the question, “real or fake?” has an entirely different connotation.
     
  8. Lip

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    which one will fit her firearm(s) and other weaponry better?
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    She doesn’t have any firearms, but everything is a weapon.
     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    Everything is also a dildo or toilet paper if you need it to be. Just sayin
     
  11. kinghill

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    Got claims in mail from insurance company and the claims indicated I should have only paid a $30 copay, not $700.

    Explained this to the dermatologist office staff. They told me politely to fuck off I'm wrong.

    Called health insurance company, they were excellent and confirmed. I asked if they could help with explaining this to the doctor office. They called doctor office, explained, then conferenced me in, and the office confirmed they'll refund the $700.

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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    You owe my $550 in legal fees related to this claim
     
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  13. two

    two Hello
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    Anything interesting in the Apple keynote?
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Damn you billed 22 hours on this?
     
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    0.22
     
  16. ohhaithur

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    Stupid discussion with friends yesterday: With so much music out in the universe, how confident are you that you've found your favorite song already?

    And I don't mean "has your favorite song been made yet?" either. Like have you honed in on the genres/sound/algorithm you like so much you've certainly found what would be your favorite song even if you had listened to every song ever made so far?
     
  17. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Pretty confident because My Old School by Steely Dan exists
     
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  18. bricktop

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    he’s also trying to screw GFA on his referral fee
     
  19. BayouMafia

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    I can’t even nail down my favorite song consistently. It changes fairly regularly amongst 5-7 songs but most often I’ll claim Going to California, Mayonnaise, or Black, but there are several others in the mix
     
  20. Tobias

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    unless they make another lee greenwood, i am confident i have already heard my favorite song
     
  21. Kevintensity

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    It's been the same since I was about 5 years old in the early 90s: Informer by Snow

    Nothing comes close.
     
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  22. two

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    This Must Be the Place is my favorite song of all time and idk if that’ll ever change
     
  23. ohhaithur

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    I'm not sure who is joking and who is serious, but that's the fun part about music I guess

    This came up because one of our buddies moved to Germany and has fallen in love with German music. He contends that he'll never have a favorite song that isn't in a language he speaks but as he learns German there are some climbing the list
     
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  24. BayouMafia

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    Hasselhoff sang in English didn’t he?
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Let down”-Radiohead.
     
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  26. Boy in The Bubble by Paul Simon has been my fav song since I was six so I doubt it changes
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    Well three guys named songs by Steely Dan, Talking Heads and Paul Simon (all objectively great artists), while the others said Lee Greenwood and David Hasselhoff
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    Me: God Only Knows by The Beach Boys

    dump: Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

    ohhaithur: What is real and what is fake?!
     
  29. Tobias

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    yeah those first 3 you mentioned should be more serious and stop throwing out joke answers
     
  30. ohhaithur

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    Having a favorite song doesn't answer the question though. We've heard like 0.001% of all songs ever made and while 99.9% are probably shit, there's a chance there's some eye-opening song/subgenre we'll never hear
     
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  31. Lip

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    When I was 7/8 I only listened to two songs



     
  32. Lip

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    no one is answering your original query because it sounds like some shit you’d discuss at a Whammy Business dinner party
     
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  33. i am a bammer

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    You guys think you've had the hardest nut of your life? How could you know?
     
  34. ohhaithur

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    I thought this was the Random Thoughts thread!
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    your mom is a pro and she said I did
     
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  36. Celemo

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    In the spirit of the question, there is a greater than 80% chance I haven't heard my all time favorite song yet.
    because I'm 51 years old and don't actively seek out new (to me or in general) music on the regular basis, there's less than 1% chance I will stumble upon my favorite song due to the sheer volume of stuff out there.
    out of what I have heard in my lifetime, there are a few contenders for the placeholder top spot though
     
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  37. Simon Templar

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    Your mom’s so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
     
  38. Lip

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    I’ve had macadamia nuts; not sure about Brazil nuts
     
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  39. Lip

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    Oh wait - I think my racist dead grandmother called them something else

    I have had those
     
  40. ohhaithur

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    WAS THAT SO HARD?

    I've been trying to expand more, especially to other cultures. Some Mexican rock, KPop, and reggaeton has entered my sphere recently and I tend to agree that I kept myself too narrow
     
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  41. SugarShaun

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    I’ve listened to some music in other languages but wasn’t really feeling most of those

    I’ve sampled many different types of music in English and have listened to music without lyrics but prefer with.

    I feel like there’s a decent chance that I’ve heard my favorite song that has been released to this point
     
  42. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    got a new car and was messing around with the sirius subscription that you get with it. put on chris stapleton radio and enjoyed it. had everything from bluegrass to rock to pop to blues. heard some stuff i normally wouldnt seek out/listen to a lot of. like a lot of bob dylan and idk how anyone enjoys listening to him that is a terrible singing voice
     
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  43. Celemo

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    guy I used to share an office with is 10 years older than me and exclusively listens to music from the mid-60's through the 70s. I'd ask him why he doesn't listen to anything past then and he stated "I'm enjoy the catalogs of the artists I like, ain't got time for new stuff". Thought it was kinda silly and closeminded but damn pretty much every playlist I build is populated with familiar songs and artists.
     
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  44. Jimmy the Saint

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    I’m pretty sure people just pretend to like him.
     
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  45. ohhaithur

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    Surprised the kids haven't forced you to listen to some newer stuff too
     
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  46. Tobias

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    it sucked
     
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  47. Redav

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    Think Dylan was more about capturing the moment in time when his music came out
     
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  48. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    trump is wrong. we cannot go back to that time america was not great then
     
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  49. AptosDuck

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    Beethoven's 9th Chorale
     
  50. Celemo

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    every now and then I'll grab a song or two from Meatball. He and Kendall listen to a lot of current rap. Kendall played a song in the car yesterday called "Heat Stick" that I liked.

    Most of the time, I have no idea who they listen to because they are usually rocking earbuds or headphones