Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I never knew that I wanted me-undies or a mypillow either
     
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  2. Nandor the Relentless

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    TIL that BamaNug shaves his nuggets
     
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  3. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    It’s actually super easy. I just use the blender. I just do salted peanuts, but you can add sugar or even some honey or coco or whatever.
     
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  4. AubCabs

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    IIRC it takes a shit ton of peanuts to make not a lot of peanut butter. There’s a SYSK podcast on it.
     
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  5. BamaNug

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    Do you have to use anything as a binding agent?
     
  6. Tiffin

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    I trim my nuts too. But I just use a different attachment for my beard trimmer.
     
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  7. racer

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    I don’t. Just blend the nuts until smooth and keep it in the fridge.
     
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  8. BamaNug

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    Everyone doesn't shave their balls? It's out of necessity every 2-3 months.
     
  9. Celemo

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    I shave my balls because it increases the odds that Mrs. Celemo will put them in her mouth
     
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  10. BamaNug

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  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    I just wanted to do the play on of your username
     
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  12. TC

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  13. Clown Baby

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    BaldNuggets
     
  14. Upton^2

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    Simultaneous conversations about trimming nuts and blending nuts with sugar has me concerned
     
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  15. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK Hard to be soft , tough to be tinder.
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    Do nut , I mean not
     
  16. Cornelius Suttree

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    Rec dispensaries in southern IL have outrageous prices. $130 for a 1G vape cart you can get for $45 in Fort Collins or $50 in SF
     
  17. Simon Templar

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    Welcome to my personal hell
     
  18. Truman

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    It's SO expensive in IL. Was it that way in CO and other states when it was first legalized too? I still import from CO (friend takes semi regular trips to Denver for work). Looking forward to when prices come down and stabilize
     
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  19. ANTWONE

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    I am now getting targeted ads from Manscaped after reading this thread
     
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  20. Nandor the Relentless

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    Found out in January I needed to get a crown on one tooth. I had just gotten dental insurance and it has a one-year waiting period on stuff like this. So I was like alright I’ll just wait so insurance can pay for part of it. Tooth started hurting this week, got the dentist to examine it today, now I need a root canal and a crown.

    I gambled poorly.
     
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  21. Truman

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    Slightly NSFW

     
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  22. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    My 8-year old niece had to get pictures taken at the orthodontist today and they basically turned her into Jeffrey Dahmer.

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  23. Lyrtch

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    what 40 yo camera set up do they have

    this is amazing
     
  24. ANTWONE

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    This kid is from my hometown so I’m a big Stan, but i enjoy his brand of pop music

     
  25. Nandor the Relentless

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    They probably just used some cheap webcam. That’s the way it’s always been at any type of doctor office I have been to that takes my picture. I normally don’t get the side view taken though
     
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  26. Lucky24Seven

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    Welcome to the Midwest
     
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  27. Lucky24Seven

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    Just got a notice to renew my plates for the year. Less than $100. Love driving an old car. :blessed:
     
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  28. TC

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    Got a new plate this year instead of just the usual sticker. For some reason they issued my new plate under an entirely new number :facepalm:
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    Prices should fall as the market gets flooded. It did here anyway. The tax here is 17%, which is fucking outrageous but it beats having to wait around for your weed guy
     
  30. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Where did you go? I need to make a trip.
     
  31. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    Is there a new design or numbering system?
     
  32. TC

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    Design yes, numbering system no
     
  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    I just looked them up online. Marion and Anna IL have them though
     
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  34. ANTWONE

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    Going to give this Eurovision movie with Will Ferrel a chance even though I’m sure it’s bad
     
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  35. Celemo

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    will watch when high
     
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  36. Cornelius Suttree

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    THC % on vape carts should be 82-94% range

    These southern IL dispensaries have shit in the 60-74% range :meh:
     
  37. pearl

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  38. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Was on a walk this AM and had a neighbor a few houses north call me over to ask a few questions about my German Shepherd. I told him he was a rescue and had all his shots but 2 and a rabies vaccine. We mused about their disposition for a bit and he replied, “Yeah those are great dogs. I was thinking about flying out to Germany to get a Deutscher Schäferhund...” and his plans for his Germany trip.
    I replied, “Yeah that sounds cool, but I think an adoption fee would be a lot cheaper.”
    All while he was explaining his elaborate plan on getting a dog I was wondering “Nice German name drop. Did I just meet Arkadin ?”
     
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  39. Gin Buckets

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    Trivia question of the day and don't cheat:

    What is the warmest temperature ever recorded in Antartica? (I just learned this today)

    A) 20
    B ) 32
    C) 45
    D) 56
    E) 69
    F) 74
     
  40. Savage Rob Chubb

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    B
     
  41. Lucky24Seven

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    E
     
  42. Gin Buckets

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    Close but no.

    It's E... 69.4 degrees Fahrenheit to be exact.
     
  43. Lucky24Seven

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    :unclephil:
     
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  44. Gin Buckets

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    You're the first to get it of the people I've asked. I'd have never guessed that high.
     
  45. Lucky24Seven

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    Only reason I went with it was because it was 69, to be honest. I was in between that and 56, because I read about ice melting like crazy down there and scientists discovering a "rain forest" under about a half a mile of ice.
     
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  46. bigred77

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  47. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    I’m eating Thai food and watching the end of karate kid.
     
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  48. Truman

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    Im eating some lemon cookies and watching a Mizzou Basketball documentary
     
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  49. Clown Baby

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    Drinking some cotes du Rhône and listening to some Steely Dan