Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. TC

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    Just saw a commercial for a class action lawsuit for people abused in Boy Scouts. That is very sad
     
  2. beist

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  3. pearl

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    I had a dream last night that I was getting head from a white girl with fake tits. During it, she started fingering my ass. Guess that’s my new kink now

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  4. racer

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    I watch a lot of garbage truck videos with my one year old and tbh garbage man seems like an ok gig with the claw.

    Today’s feature presentation is metro Omaha

     
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  6. The Banks

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    I’m on a plane rn too. Trying to keep up with Mr. Burns.
     
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  7. The King of Burgers

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  8. pearl

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    - gifts her a DNA test on her birthday
    - it’s not his, she lied for 3 years

     
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  9. Corky Bucek

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    racer ‘s son is The King of Burgers ?!? :warn:
     
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  10. Truman

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    If I raised a kid for 3 years, I don’t think i could just kick her to the curb.

    What a fucked up situation all around.
     
  11. pearl

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  12. racer

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    Well, at least it wasn’t 18 years. 18 years, found on on her 18th birthday it wasn’t his.
     
  13. Kevintensity

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  14. ANTWONE

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  15. bertwing

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    An old HS fling that lives in HI now and is an army wife posted an onlyfans today. Just had a kid too.
     
  16. Corky Bucek

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    Link? Asking for a friend
     
  17. bertwing

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  18. Corky Bucek

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  19. bturns

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    I don't think its the fact of it being a kid, its the being lied to for 3 years by someone who has more than likely been cheating on you for those past 3 years also. Not to mention you have been supporting both of them when it wasn't your responsibility for 3 years... Maybe its because i'm not a father, but I would be upset enough where I wouldn't want anything to do with them going forward for that alone. A lie of a life for 3 years??? fuck that...
     
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  20. bturns

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    but i like the new nike commercial!

     
  21. TC

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    The term you are looking for is cuckolding
     
  22. southside

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    Lmao at that rib cage tattoo

    if it’s comes on a sign you can buy at target maybe don’t put it on your body
     
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  23. Dump

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  24. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Why don’t stoplights in the US go Red, yellow, green?
     
  25. racer

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    They do..?
     
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  26. SugarShaun

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    Green, yellow, red.

    I’m not sure why he wants it the opposite though
     
  27. racer

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    It would make total sense to go from full speed to a stop without warning. What we really need is caution on takeoff. I see his point.
     
  28. BudKilmer

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    This board has a 500 page thread where an old man rants on random capitalization to himself and posts YouTube videos of random 70s and 80s rock songs.

    this board man :laugh:
     
  29. bertwing

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    all his threads have been combined into one so he stops flooding the front page with his shit topics. He can just talk to himself in there
     
  30. bertwing

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  31. Tiffin

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    Who? Gubbs?
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    i know and it’s perfect. It slays me when I see his inane ramblings and YouTube strings
     
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  33. bertwing

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    Yes
     
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  34. Tiffin

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    I am shocked, SHOCKED that his retirement didn't stick. Can he read other threads/tags? Or does it have to be in that thread?
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Yeah he can. Just any of his insane rambling threads where he’s just spamming the board with YouTube vids will be confined to that thread
     
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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    I didn't realize there were people who didn't have him on ignore.
     
  37. bertwing

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    I don’t ignore anyone and it’s awful
     
  38. racer

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    I’m here for the full experience. No ignore.
     
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  39. Corky Bucek

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    I laughed harder than I should have

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  40. Corky Bucek

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    I don’t have anybody on ignore. Gubbs has been close, but I was too lazy to figure it out.
     
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  41. BamaNug

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    I just finished Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time from start to finish. That was so entertaining.

    Fuck nazis
     
  42. 941Gator

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    Looks like you’ve finally changed your tune on Nazi’s
     
  43. Cornelius Suttree

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  44. 941Gator

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    Remember our drug talk in other thread? A 150 wrecked me!
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  45. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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  46. 941Gator

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    Essentially, yes. It was a gummy at 150 each. The package had a Red Cross on it. I lost all feeling of my body lol.
     
  47. AptosDuck

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    Just spent an hour down on the beach with the wife watching bioluminescent wave action under a waxing gibbous moon. Lived here nearly 20 years and I've never seen glow-in-the-dark waves before

    fucking cool
     
  48. The Banks

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    Fuck are you stupid.
     
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